Tang San and Yu Xiaogang both took a big bite.
Immediately, both their heads buzzed and felt a little dazed.
Not even a mark was left on the Skyclimbing Grass.
"Ah!"
Yu Xiaogang let out a miserable cry.
Two of his front teeth had broken off, leaving him with a gap-toothed grin.
"What's going on? It's clearly a plant-type Martial Soul, how can it be so hard!"
The Skyclimbing Grass in his hand didn't feel as soft as before.
Instead, it was rock hard, just like an iron bar.
"Honey, maybe it's made of iron?"
"Originally, it was more supple because of the soul power," Tang San speculated, "Now that the soul power is gone, it's become hard."
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang was furious. He abruptly threw the Skyclimbing Grass in his hand.
"How about we eat a hammer?"
Tang San said slowly, opening his right hand.
The Blue Silver Hammer slowly appeared.
"This is a plant hammer, and that seems to be a metal grass."
Yu Xiaogang looked a little worried. "Why don't you try first?"
Tang San nodded and took a bite of the Blue Silver Hammer.
With one bite, the already very fragile Blue Silver Hammer was directly bitten in half.
"Hmm!"
"It's actually quite sweet!"
Tang San's eyes widened. "Let me try."
Yu Xiaogang was also very hungry and took a bite. Sure enough, the taste was good. "The juice is quite plentiful!"
The two of them took turns eating the Blue Silver Hammer, one bite each, until it was completely gone.
Tang San suddenly asked a question.
"Honey, is it possible that the Blue Silver Hammer is actually a food-type Martial Soul?"
Yu Xiaogang was stunned for a moment.
Could it be that he had been guiding Tang San in the wrong direction all these years?
"Impossible, impossible,"
Yu Xiaogang hurriedly denied it; he couldn't admit it no matter what.
Otherwise, his title of Theoretical Master would be lost.
"You've obtained offensive Soul Skills; how could it be a food-type Martial Soul?"
Tang San nodded in agreement. "Honey, it seems like we don't have any meat to eat,"
"Since Skyclimbing Grass can be eaten, can Luo Sanpao be eaten too?"
Luo Sanpao: ???
Yu Xiaogang instantly understood, "That's right, Luo Sanpao is also a Martial Soul. If you eat Luo Sanpao, then Luo Sanpao can reappear."
"And Luo Sanpao is so fat, it's all meat."
"Come out, Luo Sanpao!"
Yu Xiaogang formed a seal with his hands, and a purple light transformed into the shape of Luo Sanpao.
As soon as Luo Sanpao appeared, he found Tang San and Yu Xiaogang staring at him with sinister looks.
Luo Sanpao swallowed, a little unsure of what to do.
"Sanpao, stand still and don't move."
Yu Xiaogang's order fell, and
Luo Sanpao immediately stood still obediently.
Tang San immediately picked up the still firm Skyclimbing Grass and thrust it towards Luo Sanpao.
He stabbed at his most vulnerable part,
His…butt.
With one stab of the grass,
two extremely loud screams immediately echoed in the room,
"Ah!"
"Ah!"
One was Luo Sanpao, and the other was Yu Xiaogang.
Tang San was very puzzled at this moment, "Wife, what's your name!"
"I didn't stab you."
Yu Xiaogang was holding his buttocks with both hands, the flesh on his face contorted in pain.
"I just remembered,"
"The Martial Soul and the Soul Master are one, stabbing him is equivalent to stabbing me, killing him is equivalent to killing me."
Tang San also reacted, and suddenly pulled out the Skyclimbing Grass in his hand again.
"Ah!"
"Ah!"
Two more screams rang out. Yu Xiaogang quickly recalled Luo Sanpao back into his body.
His staggering steps finally brought him to the bed, where he collapsed.
Although no one had attacked him, his butt was now stained with red blood.
"Wife, are you alright, wife!"
"Let me see,"
Tang San pulled down Yu Xiaogang's pants, and the scene was simply... miserable.
In the cafeteria on the other side,
After eating breakfast, Flender still used a plate to hold four steamed buns, preparing to send them to Yu Xiaogang and Tang San.
As for going to Soto City or buying something to eat from the people in the village, that was absolutely impossible.
That was absolutely impossible; they didn't have a penny.
He was also very clear that Tang San and Yu Xiaogang were currently broke. Absolutely broke.
After all, he and Yu Xiaogang had gone to Yichun Tower together to redeem Tang San.
Yu Xiaogang was so desperate he almost offered his bitter tea as payment.
Yu Xiaogang was also a man who cared a lot about face. He knew very well,
that even if they had nothing to eat, he wouldn't be embarrassed to return.
He was probably holed up in the dormitory right now.
And just as Flender pushed open the door to Tang San and Yu Xiaogang's dormitory, carrying four steamed buns, he was stunned. The plate, along with the steamed buns, clattered to the ground.
"Tang San, you..."
"I know the two of you have a normal relationship,"
"But..."
"Don't be so rough."
"Take it easy..."
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang was lying on the bed, his rear end bleeding.
Tang San was kneeling on the bed.
Thinking about the relationship between the two of them, the scene of the accident was too clear.
Flender still remembered what happened last night. Zhao Wuji was miserable, but not to this extent. The blood was flowing like…
Knowing it was Tang San who did it,
anyone else would think he had been stabbed with a knife.
"Headmaster, we didn't…"
Tang San quickly explained a few words, "Teacher's wound was a stab wound."
Flender nodded, "Of course I know it was a stab wound. You don't need to explain."
"If it wasn't a stab wound, how else would it have happened?"
He slowly bent down, picked up the steamed bun and the plate, and backed away. "You continue."
"Take care of yourselves."
"I won't bother you anymore. If you're hungry, go to the cafeteria. I'll have Teacher Shao save some food for you."
"Oh, and by the way, even though you haven't enrolled yet, you still have to pay for your meals here."
Then, Flender didn't linger any longer. He closed the door and left.
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were dumbfounded.
Tang San stiffly said,
"Honey, what do we do…"
"We were misunderstood…"
Yu Xiaogang sighed.
"Let it be a misunderstanding,"
"Our relationship is what it is,"
"This day was bound to come, and Flender already knows."
Even though he wanted to clear things up, he wasn't the type to rush around explaining himself.
Tang San was the same.
The two of them could get along; they were cut from the same cloth.
"Stop the bleeding first, then, Tang San, go get some food from the cafeteria."
"Just eat this for now,"
"Eating only Blue Silver Hammer isn't a solution."
Tang San nodded, and could only steel his face and go to the cafeteria to get some food.
Yu Xiaogang ate with great relish.
Delicious, so delicious.
"Alright, Tang San, you should prepare to go to class with Flender and the others,"
"There shouldn't be a problem with this. It's a good opportunity to ask him,"
"Ask him to give you another chance to enroll."
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