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Chapter 80 - Luo Sanpao Has Two Mouths, Can't Fart, Only Talk

Tang San's eyes widened,

his whole body trembling.

Joy,

absolute joy!

Dai Mubai stared blankly, muttering, "Tang San's professional habits are acting up again?"

"No, it doesn't seem like it. This looks like a genuine feeling!"

The rest of Shrek Academy covered their eyes, unable to bear watching.

The audience in the arena also began to comment.

"The Iron Silver Spear is a good weapon, but can it still be used?"

"Ouch, that's a soul-searching question!"

Wang Bing didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

Can't use it?

It could absolutely be used! This thing had been enchanted. If the Iron Silver Spear got covered in... well, let's just say anyone it touched would be done for!

"But what's with that Hammer Grass Unrivaled's cry?"

"Why does it look like he's enjoying himself?"

"Damn, what is Hammer Grass Unrivaled doing!"

"He seems to be... wriggling?"

Initially, Wang Bing didn't feel anything.

But seeing this, he suddenly felt disgusted.

"What are you doing with my Martial Soul to satisfy your little hobby!"

Wang Bing gritted his teeth and cursed at Tang San.

"You're a total animal!"

At this moment, Tang San finally reacted. He was still on the Soul Arena, fighting a soul battle.

Especially with his wife right there. He could do it, but how could he do it with his wife watching?

This was too exciting!

Tang San quickly grabbed the Iron Silver Spear with both hands, preparing to pull it out...

Ye Fan couldn't help but laugh when he saw this plot point. This was easy to change.

"Change 'pull out' to 'shove in'!"

Tang San quickly grabbed the Iron Silver Spear with both hands, preparing to shove it in...

Tang San grabbed the Iron Silver Spear with both hands and shoved it in.

"Awoo!"

Tang San howled excitedly.

Wang Bing suddenly felt a force coming from the Iron Silver Spear in his hand. The person in front of him was actually trying to steal his martial soul! "What the hell!"

Wang Bing had never experienced anything like this in his life. He was always the one who disgusted others; today, he was the one being disgusted! He put force into his hands and pulled outwards.

Tang San also used force with both hands, even using his Mysterious Jade Hand.

His hands turned the color of white jade, constantly exerting force.

"Don't pull, don't pull!"

Tang San hurriedly shouted at Wang Bing,

"Stuff it in,"

"Don't pull it out!"

"Wait a little longer,"

"Wait a little longer, I'll enjoy it a bit more."

Wang Bing's head was about to explode.

The audience in the stands all widened their eyes.

"Holy shit!"

"Is this something a person can do? I just heard someone say it's a professional habit. I don't know what profession this Hammer Grass Unrivaled had before, but they still have this habit."

"There are talents among the Soul Masters!"

"Oh my, this Hammer Grass Unrivaled is really awesome. Is this something a person can do?"

"It's shameless to display it in public,"

"Hammer Grass Unrivaled,"

"Take off your mask, let me see what you look like. We have a hundred thousand spectators here to boost your performance."

"I guarantee you'll be the top performer in the brothel!"

Hearing the shouts from the audience, Tang San couldn't help but recall his past experiences at Yichun House.

Use you to boost my performance?

This old lady...

I, your humble servant, was already the top performer. You wouldn't even get to see me before next year.

Dai Mubai was also a bit embarrassed at this moment. It was just a slip of his tongue, a professional habit that was overheard, though he didn't hear Tang San's name.

On the other side, Jiang Liu charged towards Luo Sanpao. Luo Sanpao's huge body was quite intimidating.

But, unfortunately, he was just a paper tiger.

Jiang Liu's Second Soul Skill flashed, and his Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade swiftly slashed forward.

No damage.

But his body quickly moved a considerable distance forward.

This was his Second Soul Skill.

***

The Triple Slash could be used consecutively three times, allowing for three instances of displacement, and simultaneously generated a shield around himself to block damage.

The second soul ring flashed again, and he used it once more.

***

Using it three times in a row, Jiang Liu moved along the edge to get behind Luo Sanpao.

The same treatment was given.

The Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade stabbed towards Luo Sanpao's backside.

The tip went straight in.

"Luo!"

"Luo!"

"Luo!"

Luo Sanpao was screaming like a madman.

Without Ye Fan's modifications, the pain was real, and it almost killed him.

Yu Xiaogang also felt the pain. Since his martial soul was one with him, Yu Xiaogang's pain was even more intense!

At this moment, he couldn't hold it in any longer.

He had no choice but to fart! Otherwise, he would die from the pain.

"Second Soul Skill,"

"Fart like smoke, hypnotize and put Luo Sanpao to sleep!"

Yu Xiaogang's second soul ring quickly flew out and directly attached itself to Luo Sanpao. "Luo!"

Luo Sanpao howled in a ferocious manner,

and his body began to swell rapidly.

At the same time, his pain lessened considerably.

As for why, well, it wouldn't pass the censors to say.

A stream of yellow air quickly began to spread outwards from Luo Sanpao's backside. "The plan failed!"

Jiang Liu gritted his teeth and fiercely pulled out his Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade, using the end to stab back in.

This time, it was finally plugged up tight.

Having the experience of eight consecutive victories could be said to be quite sufficient.

The farts inside Luo Sanpao couldn't escape for a moment.

Directly from his mouth, he began to vomit violently.

When he couldn't go down, he started going up.

The nauseating stench began to spread quickly.

Jiang Liu saw this and immediately felt that something was wrong.

There was actually another mouth!

He blocked one, but there was another. Instead of farting now, he was letting out a breath!

Director Ao ground his teeth, nearly shattering them.

Good, good, good, so that's how we're playing! What a thrilling duel of souls!

"Why aren't you two using your Martial Soul Fusion Skill already!"

Jiang Liu knew that blocking wasn't working. He could only keep attacking.

He suddenly pulled out his Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade.

"Luo!"

Yu Xiaogang and Luo Sanpao howled at the same time.

"Awesome!"

"Well pulled!"

"Smooth!"

A look of satisfaction appeared on Yu Xiaogang's face.

Then, he suddenly realized something was wrong. He reached into his pocket, and…

Damn it,

He'd messed himself.

No wonder it felt so good before!

Tang San and Wang Bing were locked in a tense struggle.

Wang Bing couldn't help but marvel at the strength of this Hammer Grass Unrivaled technique. No matter how hard he pulled, the result was always the same: he couldn't get it back! He gritted his teeth and kicked Tang San in the rear.

He wanted to use the recoil to reclaim his Iron Silver Spear.

[Wang Bing kicked out, and Tang San staggered, flinging the Iron Silver Spear forward. He quickly stumbled a few steps before finally regaining his balance.]

Ye Fan chuckled inwardly, Let me make some adjustments.

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