The God of Man cannot be summoned, but there is just one demon available."
A magnetic voice sounded from behind him.
Qinuo turned his head, the bar owner still maintained an elegant posture.
Demon.
Qinuo had a guess in his heart and bowed.
"May I know your name?"
"Lucifer Morningstar, you can call me Lucifer," Lucifer said kindly.
Good news: I probably won't die today.
Bad news: I met the Lord of Hell, Satan.
Lucifer was originally the most perfect Angel created by God. Due to his dissatisfaction with God, he led a group of equally dissatisfied Angels in a rebellion, but he failed and was expelled from Heaven by God, condemned to rule Hell forever.
"My Lord Lucifer, I am truly sorry to have disturbed you."
"It's alright. I'd say I'm pleasantly surprised to encounter a being from another World."
Lucifer looked at Qinuo with eyes full of curiosity and delight.
Qinuo did not speak; he had no idea what to say. Today was truly unlucky. He came to find something, encountered Mandarin in Marvel, and Satan in DC.
"This is an alien creature, truly peculiar. It can replicate others' DNA."
Unbeknownst to him, the Venom that had been frozen solid appeared in Lucifer's hand.
"Give him back to me!"
Qinuo immediately bristled. Seeing Venom being played with in Lucifer's hand, he reached out and snatched him back.
"Uh… My Lord Lucifer, if you like, I can catch many more for you in the future, but not this one. He is my family."
Realizing what he had done, with Venom already in his arms, Qinuo replied somewhat nervously.
Mezikeen, standing by, was a bit surprised. In all these years, Qinuo was the first person to dare to snatch something after knowing His Majesty's identity.
"It was rude of me. As compensation, then?"
Lucifer snapped his fingers, and the ice on Venom's surface melted, instantly returning him to Qinuo's body.
Although it made no difference whether Venom was present or not, his integration made Qinuo feel a genuine sense of security.
"Venom, are you alright?"
"I'm fine. He doesn't seem to have any malice."
"You can sense Lucifer's emotions!"
"He actively allowed me to sense him."
"I understand."
Qinuo took a deep breath, composed himself, and bowed to Lucifer again. "Thank you for your generosity, Lucifer."
Lucifer pinched his chin and said, "Do I make you that nervous? That's not conducive to conversation."
"Lucifer, I…"
Before he could finish speaking, Lucifer was enveloped in a black mist. When the black mist dissipated,
"Then will you be more relaxed this way?"
What appeared before Lin Qiong was a beautiful older woman, about 1.8 meters tall, with long straight black hair, golden eyes, and large breasts.
She was wearing only a black dress and black high heels, looking at him with smiling eyes.
!!!
Seeing Qinuo's shocked expression, Lucifer lifted her long skirt and spun around. The hem of the dress bloomed like a flower, revealing two fair, long legs, like a black rose in the night.
"It seems you really like this appearance."
Qinuo felt as if he was under a magic spell; his eyes were completely fixated. This appearance perfectly aligned with his preferences.
"Your preferences, my foot! Evil Qinuo, don't forget he's a male."
"With this appearance, being a male isn't out of the question."
"..."
Venom was too lazy to speak, so he directly gave his heart a massage service.
This time, Qinuo completely sobered up. He had to sober up; Venom was bumping around in his heart.
"Hahaha, you and your family are very interesting."
Lucifer was completely amused, letting out a series of bell-like laughs.
"My Lord Lucifer, please don't tease me."
Qinuo gave a wry smile.
Lucifer teased, "You don't think this appearance of mine is fake, do you? I was created by God and have no gender. The only reason I appear in the World as a male is because a female appearance attracts too many pests."
Qinuo nodded in agreement. Such an appearance was simply a femme fatale. If it were in ancient times, Qinuo wouldn't be surprised if a war was fought because of her.
"So, My Lord Lucifer, what is your purpose?"
Qinuo got straight to the point. With his intelligence, he couldn't possibly outwit Lucifer.
"I want you to take me out of this World."
"Okay."
This time, it was Lucifer's turn to be stunned.
"Aren't you going to ask why? Or demand some compensation, like powerful abilities or divine artifacts?"
Qinuo shook his head and said, "No need. I owe my survival this time to you, so repaying you is only right. As for power and such, I have Venom."
Mezikeen twitched her lips. Did this fellow even know what he was refusing?
"You might not understand my power yet…"
"I know. Omniscient, omnipotent, capable of creating even a Universe with a flick of your hand. But what does that have to do with my desire to repay you?
I don't want to rule the World; that's too tiring. My only wish is to find a wife and live."
He wasn't lying.
Lucifer was somewhat lost in thought. He could sense that this person in front of him wasn't without desires; he simply knew how to control them and understood what he truly wanted.
How interesting.
If before she only wanted to use his ability to leave this World and escape her predetermined fate, now she was truly interested in him.
"What if I sleep with you?"
"…Please don't tease me, Lucifer."
At these words, Qinuo's heart skipped a beat.
"Not this time!"
Lucifer drew closer, a peculiar, faint fragrance entering Qinuo's nostrils, and a vast expanse of White skin appeared before him.
"If you just nod, I will give you a perfect night. This is in the name of Lucifer Morningstar."
Mezikeen watched this human with deep, meaningful eyes.
Venom didn't cause trouble this time; he also wanted to know what Qinuo would choose.
Gulp—
Qinuo swallowed hard, meeting Lucifer's golden eyes.
If he just nodded, he could spend a night with God's most perfect creation.
Slowly, he raised his hand.
Lucifer's lips curved upwards, watching him reach for her fullness.
Just as he was about to touch, Qinuo's hand stopped, pressed against Lucifer's forehead, and pushed her away.
"Lucifer, I refuse."
"Why? You were clearly tempted."
"Yes! I was very tempted, but that wasn't falling in love."
Qinuo bent down and walked towards Mandarin, taking all the rings from his hand.
"Lucifer, can I take him with me?"
"…As you wish. His time stop will lift in ten minutes."
"Thank you."
With that, Qinuo, carrying Mandarin, pushed open the door and left.
It wasn't until the bar's doorbell stopped ringing that Lucifer sat at the bar counter and ordered a drink.
"Mezikeen, has my charm diminished? I couldn't even tempt a kid."
"My Lord, his tent was pitched, so how was he not tempted? But he sobered up at the last moment."