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"Yunyun, you got the cleaning supplies from the storeroom..."
"Kazuma-san."
"Hey, Goshu..."
My breath caught in my throat. Yunyun clung to me and stared intently at me.
"Are you going to lay a hand on Darkness?"
"Th-That's not true! I may be sexually harassing you a little, but nothing more than that...!"
"is that so"
Yunyun strokes my cheek. I don't know why, but I can't stop breaking out in a cold sweat.
"I believe you, Kazuma."
"Y-yes!"
I answered trembling.
"Now, about cleaning..."
"Aaaaahhhhhhhh"
"Wabu!"
"Oh, master, I'll wipe you up!"
Darkness threw the bucket of water she was holding at me while letting out a monotone shriek. As expected, I was soaked. Yunyun busily wiped me dry.
"Hey Darkness, it's time for your punishment."
"Hmm...! I have no choice, I'll take it on!"
Looking at Darkness's excited state, I pondered. If I continue to punish her like this, Darkness will continue to make mistakes in the future. I'm not going to let her have her way.
"Darkness, the punishment will be a kind of collective responsibility."
"Joint responsibility?"
"That's right. Yunyun will receive all the punishment for your failure."
"Eh, that's..."
"Shut up and watch, you useless maid!"
I made Yunyun, who was standing next to me, stand up and turn her back to me. Then I started to rub her buttocks through her skirt.
"Oh... hello..."
"Wait a second, Kazuma! Why are you openly sexually harassing Yunyun?!"
"Huh? This is your punishment. It's your fault!"
"There's no way that excuse would work...!"
"Hmm... It's okay, Darkness-san. I'll take all of the punishment... Ah!"
"!?"
And so, we began cleaning. Both of them seemed to be working frantically. Since neither of them made a mistake, I was extremely bored. I killed time by stroking Yunyun's thighs and lifting Darkness's skirt.
We also took a break and took a nap together, all three of us lying in a row, making it a very fulfilling day.
"Darkness, please cut the carrots a little smaller. They will cook more easily."
"Hmm, I see. Understood."
It was evening, and the two of them had begun preparing dinner. I watched them while lying on the sofa. It was a beautiful sight. I decided to give Darkness a pat on the butt, and when I stood up, I heard that annoying voice.
"But wait! Look, I bought some sweets from Axel's famous store..."
Aqua came into the living room and froze when she saw Darkness.
"Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san. There's one more maid now."
"Hey Aqua, do maids split up?"
"Don't mess with me, you idiot!"
I stared at Aqua in shock as she began to get angry like a monkey. She was also a loser.
"Yes, Aqua, come here."
Saying that, I patted the spot next to me on the sofa. Aqua obediently sat down next to me.
"It's fine, just explain it to me quickly!"
"I know."
After I answered Aqua, I clapped my hands. The two of them stopped what they were doing and lined up in front of us.
"Are you calling for me, Master?"
"Wow..."
Aqua was shocked. Well, I guess it can't be helped. I myself didn't expect these guys to adapt so easily to the dog-eared maids.
"Aqua, this is just a game."
"play?"
"That's right. Darkness has been busy lately, hasn't she? Starting today, she'll finally be able to stay at the mansion, and she said she wants something to make up for the loneliness she's felt up until now. I'll join you in this fun..."
Aqua looked thoughtful at my words, but after a while, her face suddenly changed to a smile.
"Well, I guess I have no choice! I'll go along with it!"
"I see, I see."
"But these two are the maids and Kazuma is their master, right?"
"Is that so?"
What is this useless goddess trying to say? Aqua turned to the two maids with a broad grin on her face.
"Darkness, Yunyun! I'll join you in your playtime. But you two are maids! And I...!"
Aqua hugged me. As always, she has amazing resilience.
"I'm Kazuma's wife! From today onwards, you can call me 'Ma'am'!"
"?!"
Yunyun and Darkness' expressions were stiff. I see, it looks like some kind of husband and wife play and it sounds fun. I'll let Aqua do as she pleases.
"Come on, Darkness! Say it! Call me your wife!"
"... I, I understand, ma'am."
"Hehehe! Look, you too, Yunyun!"
"Understood, Aqua-san."
"Hey, call me ma'am properly, you useless maid!"
"..."
"Hii!? I'll make an exception and forgive you! So, don't glare at me with those eyes!"
So, when Aqua was around, they decided to play husband and wife. Even without the sexual harassment, it was very entertaining.
After dinner, we enjoyed some elegant tea. Aqua and I sat on the sofa, stroking Emperor Zel and Chomusuke, who were both sitting on our laps. Playing pretend aristocracy was pretty fun.
"Kazuma-san, tea after a meal is delicious... but this is hot water."
"Another one of your jokes... Wait, this is really hot water."
"Wow! I'm so sorry ma'am! I'll fix it right away!"
Darkness ran into the kitchen crying. I guess I'll have to punish her next time. I put the cup down and stroked Chomusuke's chin, when I noticed Yunyun staring intently at me. I had no choice but to pay attention to her.
"Hey Yunyun, give me a shoulder massage."
"Understood, Master."
"Oh! That's good..."
Yunyun's shoulder massage feels really good. What's even better is the occasional soft, elastic touch on the back.
"Ma'am, tea!"
"Th-Thanks. And then you can massage my shoulders too."
"Understood ma'am."
Aqua then receives a shoulder massage from Darkness. She begins to feel very warm and fuzzy. Maybe this kind of life isn't so bad after all.
"Aqua, do you want to sleep together today for the first time in a while?"
"Fufu, Kazuma, what are you talking about out of nowhere?"
"That's nice, it's been a while."
I instinctively reached out to touch Aqua's face. She was a perfect 100 in appearance alone. However, Aqua slapped my outstretched hand away.
"Please don't misunderstand me. I'm only interested in Kazuma's fortune."
"Divorce!"
"Huh!? If so, give me half of your assets! And I'm carrying your child! You'll have to pay alimony and child support!"
"Shut up! I'll make you have an abortion!"
"S-Stop it! This child that will be born is innocent!"
"Ma'am! Don't move, you'll spill the tea!"
"Shut up, you useless maid! You should tie up this prodigal husband!"
"That's fine, you two! I'll tie you up instead...!"
"Master, let's first dismember this woman's stomach and see if she really has a child."
"!?"
From then on, my days continued as a married couple with Aqua and training the two maids. I was busy tending to Aqua in the mornings and after the evening, and tending to the maids from noon until the evening. It was especially hard getting Yunyun to "service" me while hiding from Aqua and Darkness. But the thrill and sense of guilt was so intense that I felt twice as much semen as usual spurting out. Of course, it was difficult to deal with, so I made Yunyun drink it all.