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While I was waiting for Kazuma and the others to return, only Chris returned to our room.
"Chris-san, where's Kazuma?"
"I'm going to be a little late. Anyway, there's something I'd like to ask Yunyun."
"What is it? Please tell me anything!"
"Wow, that's a great bite..."
Then, I heard what Chris had asked me. He wanted me to help him conquer a dungeon for a certain purpose. That was no big deal!
"Leave it to me! I'll accomplish my friend's request!"
"That's reassuring. Thank you Yunyun."
"yes!"
"By the way, I have one more request."
"what do you want!"
"Let me help you satisfy your sexual desires, assistant."
"yes...?"
What is this person saying? The euphoric mood I had felt up until now has now vanished. Kazuma's sexual satisfaction? What a slut.
"I don't understand."
"You know, right? I know what kind of relationship you and Yunyun have."
"...We're lovers."
"Really?"
Chris approached me with a faint smile. I somehow realized this woman was my enemy.
"That's true. But even so, my relationship with Kazuma is supposed to be a secret. How do you know?"
"Well, I've been watching you for a long time. Yes, for a long time..."
For some reason, a chill ran down my spine, but I couldn't lose.
"I'll help you conquer the dungeon, but I'm more than enough to be your opponent, Kazuma."
"Yunyun, you underestimate your assistant's sexual desires. You were cheating on him yesterday too."
"Yeah!?"
Chris said something that really bothered me. Kazuma is cheating on me? That can't be... Come to think of it, yesterday he attacked my butt and I fell unconscious.
"But how did you know about that in the first place, Chris? Are you a stalker?"
"That's because I see it all."
"Huh...!? E-Eris-sama!?"
I turned around at the sudden voice, and before I knew it, Goddess Eris was there. And standing next to her was Chris.
"My true identity is actually the goddess Eris! How surprised are you?"
"Yunyun, do you understand?"
The two of them talking to me left me confused. Chris is Lady Eris? But the two of them exist at the same time...
"Eris and I share the same mind and senses."
"I'm a goddess. It's no problem for me to move my different bodies separately."
"..."
I myself was at my wit's end. The goddess of the state religion is Kazuma's stalker? My head is starting to hurt.
"Just so you know, I don't particularly want to marry you right now, assistant."
"That's right. I just want to be with you for as long as possible in this life. Please go ahead and marry Kazuma. I won't give you my blessing."
"Hmm..."
It seems like you understand that there are things I can't compromise on. But I want you to only look at me, Kazuma. That's what every woman wants. So, I will never give in!
"...Chris. I'll be heading back soon. I came here without permission. Please let me see that thing, Yunyun."
"I know without you having to say it!"
And then, Goddess Eris turned into light and disappeared. Well, Chris is also Eris, so the situation hasn't changed that much.
"Yunyun, let me show you my special trick!"
"What is it?"
"Ta-da!"
Saying this, Chris pulled out a notebook from thin air. It was just an ordinary notebook, nothing special...
"This is a record of your assistant's recent activities..."
"More details"
I grabbed Chris. Then, while Chris calmed me down, we looked over the notebook together. After seeing it, I was convinced: Kazuma is human trash.
"Look, assistant-kun has been going to a sexy place called 'Pinsaro' lately, hiding it from Yunyun!"
"..."
This stalker's "Assistant Observation Diary" is carefully accompanied by secretly taken photos. I was shocked by Chris. But I was even more shocked by Kazuma. The photo showed Kazuma with two women on either side of him, drinking alcohol and laughing lewdly. What's more, another woman was running her tongue over his exposed genitals.
"But you know, I don't hire prostitutes and have sex with them. That's what's cute about me."
"I'm just a wimp..."
"But it was dangerous yesterday!"
Chris then showed me the latest page of his observations, a record of what had happened the previous day. There was a lot of handwriting on it, as if it had been scribbled.
"My assistant was pickpocketed when he went out late at night to buy some alcohol. However, the culprit was caught quickly."
"So...?"
"When the assistant realized that the perpetrator was a girl, he tried to rape her as punishment."
"What?! Did you do it?!"
"No, he was spotted by the guards just as he was stripping her underwear and ran away. It was an attempted crime."
"Kazuma-san, you're a human being..."
As I sighed, Chris patted me on the shoulder, perhaps trying to comfort me.
"Assistant, you've only recently become this evil. You still have a chance to reform!"
"Chris, do you know why Kazuma became a villain...?"
"It's simple. He's gotten so much money and fighting power, and on top of that, he's had a physical relationship with a beautiful girl like Yunyun, so he's gotten completely carried away! He's trying to do naughty things whenever he gets the chance!"
That's a very convincing answer. Thank you very much. But what should we do? Kazuma's energy is getting stronger and stronger...
"Hey, Yunyun. When you were at the mansion with Darkness, you were able to control your assistant, right?"
"Damn it...!"
It hit a sore spot. At that time, Darkness and I satisfied Kazuma. Neither Kazuma nor he made a move on other women, and they always pursued us. We didn't have complete control, but we were able to keep him glued to us.
"Hey, Yunyun. Let's form a united front together."
"Urgh...!"
Chris says he'll leave the marriage to me. Isn't that a good thing? But Kazuma, I want you to only look at me...!
"Yunyun, I'm sending you an oracle. If things continue like this, Kazuma will become Axel's stud."
"..."
I reluctantly accepted the proposal. Lady Eris would not break her promise, as expected. Once they were married, Kazuma, who was surprisingly loyal, might end his relationship with Chris.
"Chris-san, no, Eris-sama. I will allow you to help Kazuma relieve his sexual desires. But marriage is not permitted!"
"I know."
"Ugh..."
"Please don't glare at me like that. Let's just be comrades, no, friends, watching over Kazuma."
"I don't want friends like that!"
However, I ended up taking Eris's outstretched hand. I feel very pathetic for being happy to have made a friend, even in this situation.
"Oh, and please call this figure Chris."
"Yes, Chris..."
"Don't be so depressed!"
Chris patted me on the head. Just like a stalker. Did you know I have a weakness for this?
"Aim for it! Assistant, get complete control!"
"Yes, I'll do my best..."
Now, a "united front" has been formed. But, for some reason, a quote from someone popped into my head: "Promises and alliances are made to be broken." But I cannot afford to lose either. Kazuma is mine!
"Ah, Chris-san. Just for reference, I have one question I'd like to ask you."
"Whatever, I'll answer anything!"
"Is there a way to kill a goddess?"
"!?"