I head home–getting ready for my date.. Oh my, what should I wear? This or this?—
???: "Boo!"
I was startled, who the hell dares to– Oh it's my sister; Serena Alciel, 20 years old, self-proclaimed former ice-queen of her high school, currently unemployed and single with hopes of becoming a famous Artist one day.
I turned my head around.
She was wearing a long light blue dress with long modest sleeves, alongside some heels. She sipped on her tea: "Are you perhaps going on a date?"
How the hell did she know? I haven't even told my family that I have a girlfriend.
Serena: "Let me help you pick your attire for the evening. Though you are my brother, you lack any elegance."
I gave in and said: "Fine! But don't tell anybody."
Serena: "Everybody knows that you're dating Lady Belle."
I gulped. How did she know?!
Thinking back it was probably plain obvious that I was in love with her.
I said: "H-How'd you know?!"
She just stared at me without saying much.. This had to be the most terribly kept secret – oh well at least they don't know that she's a Vampire.
I turned my head around again only to see Serena in a pirate outfit now. I didn't question it though because I'm used to this already.
Serena: "Alright Mate' You should wear tis garment in order to look good in front of yer lady eh?"
I said: "Seriously that's not how pirates talk."
Serena said: "Well! How do you bloody fookin' knoe matey?!"
I scoffed: "Oh? You're asking how I know? Hmph. You know I once traveled to the grand line and talked with a stretchy rubbery man."
Serena gasped: "Whaaaat?!!!"
I blinked and this time she was wearing a tropical shirt with shorts and sunglasses.
Serena, gesturing the Shaka sign, says: "C'mon dude… You gotta be rad.. dude.. Yo bitch ain't gon like it, if you don't wear a good perfume." She sipped on Soda.
I said: "I see dude… But dude I can see your boobs dude.. your shirt is unbuttoned.. Dude."
Serena: "Iz cool dude…" She did the Shaka.
I blinked yet again and this time she was wearing a dress and acting "normal" or the way she usually is.. Alright I have a question: Is having a little brother complex normal?
Ask 10 people and if Serena is among them, she'll answer yes.
Last time Belle was here she couldn't borrow her clothes since they were all.. rather exotic.
Serena: "But you, my little brother, on a date.. sigh.. that hurts me. I remember the days when you wanted to marry me–"
I uttered: "Seriously. Enough."
Serena chuckled: "Haha! You were like, 'Cwan I mwarry you Big Sis?', going on playdates with me every day. You even put a ring on my finger.. Oh my, how much of a romantic you were for your own sister!"
I said: "Just help me pick out clothes for the damn date already!"
Serena, scratching her nose, says:
"I see.. Your wish shall be granted by yours truly! your one and only big sis-tar!" She did the star pose; "Get it? sis and star–"
I clicked my tongue: "Whatever, just get on with it." PMO.
I closed my eyes bracing for what's to come.. I opened my eyes; they were sparkling.. I looked pretty..?
I uttered in a soft spoken tone: "Thank you, Dear Sister, I love being in this pretty dress, I love the way how my arms look so slender.. The way my eyelashes look captivating.. my pretty pink nails, I'm the perfect bottom– Why am I crossdressing?!"
Serena said: "Oh? So you're not being taken out on a date after all. I guess I was wrong."
I exclaimed: "Just who do you take me for! You made me look like I'm being sold off to a duke!"
Serena sighed: "You look so pretty.. if you were born female, I'd be behind bars for being a siscon."
I murmured: "But you have a little brother complex.."
Serena got up to my face and said: "Huuuuh? I didn't hear you."
I blurted: "Nothing…"
Serena winked: "Oh well! Shall we?"
I'm just glad her name isn't Karen and hasn't gotten stung by a bee.
I closed my eyes – I opened my eyes.. I was wearing normal clothes for once. A fashionable white headband; a black hoodie and some sweatpants and sandals.. isn't this just what I usually wear? The only thing that's changed is that I'm wearing a white headband!
Serena: "You look better than before. Save your gratitude for later, my shota."
If I said that I didn't feel fashionable, Then I'd be absolutely honest with you 10 billion%
*Shutter*
Wha?! She took a picture of me! I yelled: "Hey, delete that!"
Serena: "Sorry I had to take a picture of you – your face was too cute not to."
I said: "Did you expect me to intertwine my fingers and blush, and say: 'S-Stop.. Big Sis~~! That's e-embawwassing~' ?"
Serena blurts: "Absolutely."
*Shutter* I took a picture of her boobs as revenge, and showed it to her.
Serena said with a confused look: "What are you a siscon?"
I grunted: "Speak for yourself! you have a little brother complex!"
Serena, cleared her throat: "Ahem. Let's get to the car, eh?"
I sighed, hoping that she wouldn't crash the car like last time. Serena said: "Let's go, Master." I replied: "Alright–" Hold on a second.. Why is she wearing a maid outfit?!
I said: "Are you trying to embarrass me or what?! Go wear something normal for once!" Gosh, she pisses me off.
Serena: "I'll go naked if I don't wear this.. Unless…" She winked.
Did she expect me to blush, get turned on or something? I cleared my throat and said: "Whatever, let's go.. Alfred."
Serena gestures like she's sipping on tea: "On it Master Alciel, it's your time to shine."
Step by step, we marched on forward to the car. This was my night, I won't let anything ruin MY night.
We both sat in our seats, I was the passenger; she was the driver.
Serena: "Where is your destination? Master~~?"
I clicked my fingers: "The Arcade.. SERVANT."
Serena: "On it, Master~~!"
Her hand on the gearstick, she fixed her glasses; grinning. Her heels on the pedals, hands tightly gripped on the steering wheel–before I knew it, I was flying forward as the engine roared.
Serena: "Go faster! My Mighty Steed!"
The g-forces were making me dizzy, I kept yelling 'STOP!' over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and OVER again. It was to no avail.
I yelled: "WHY ARE YOU GOING THIS FAST YOU'RE GONNA BE FINED–DO YOU WANT US DEAD?!"
Serena: "My Steed shall not falter! You must get to your destination at once! Ahem, Serena uses the wind-dragon rider booster skill!"
I said: "No way you just announced your own skill. My own sister is a lunatic." A tear fell down my cheek; "Besides! The Arcade is 15 minutes away! Why are you taking the long route?!"
Serena spoke: "So that I can show off my driving skills.. Was that not obvious?" She turned her head ever so slightly.
I grit my teeth: "Don't look at me! Focus on driving, are you this stupid–" I let out a feminine scream and pointed forward at the windshield; Serena drooled: "Oh my? Interesting noise you've got there." I stuttered: "C-C-C"
Serena heard it as the letter K – Still driving at what seems like the speed of light, she said: "Kiss? You want a kiss.. I'm sorry Zenith, but you're too old for that. The last time I gave you a kiss on the lips was when you were 10 years old, you complained about it last time."
I yelled: "CLIFF!!! LOOK OUT THERE'S A CLIFF!!!" I started huffing.
Serena chuckled: "Oh my~~ Why didn't you just say so? Zenith~"
I clicked my tonge: "Tsk. It's almost like I wasn't throwing my masculinity to the side, screaming like that – definitely did NOT show that my soul wasn't about to jump off my body since there was a dead end that could've potentially ended my life!" I scratched my head; "Besides where are we?"
Serena confidently smirked and said: "I don't know."
We got Sister of the year over here. I was supposed to go on my first date but instead we're lost in the middle of nowhere. If only her brain was as big as her boobs.
I said: "Can you check the GPS to see where we're at?"
Serena checks the car GPS: "Oh we're near the Arcade– Only 20 minutes away from here."
I said: "I see, so we're in the outskirts of town– NO THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT MY DATE IS ABOUT TO START IN 10 MINUTES!"
Serena pats my head: "Don't worry my dear baby brother, there's still time." She winked and smiled; her teeth showed a sparkle as she gave me a thumbs up. I absolutely did not feel at ease but played along.
Her heels were at the pedal again, she grabbed a small drill out of her pocket and inserted it into the ignition–which was in the middle of the steering wheel. She took a deep breath, turning over the drill, igniting the car to start. She started driving at full speed.
By inserting a drill was the car gonna go faster or something?–
Serena started screaming like she was accumulating power; tightly gripping the steering wheel.
I spoke too soon.
Serena yelled: "I'LL BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN MYSELF! FOR THE SAKE OF MY BABY BROTHER!"
If I had to describe the speed, it'd be like a soggy noodle in front of a fan. That's how it felt.
Serena yelled: "THE WHEEL IS MY SOUL!!!! AGHHHHHH!!!!!" In a robotic voice she said "SPIRAL ENERGY CAPACITY 100% CURRENT SPIRAL ENERGY LEVEL IS BEYOND THE CURRENT CAPACITY ! WARNING!"
My hand was on my chin; bubbles and sparkles filled the screen. I was gazing at the scenery at that moment.. Among my thoughts were that: My sister is an idiot; shotacon; brocon; weirdo; otaku.
Somehow we reached the Arcade, why am I not even surprised? Have I gotten used to her stupidity?
Serena huffed: "Go on, baby brother.. Huff.. I'll cheer you on from afar. From within your heart." She touched my chest.
I said: "Thanks."
Belle: "Conquer your dreams! Young Zenith, reach far – beyond the stars! Oh and don't forget to wear protectio–"
I cover her mouth, and say: "You're off by 3 years." I head out the door and say goodbye to my sister.
Phew that's all done.. I'm 15 minutes late. I really hope I didn't keep Belle waiting.
I took a deep breath, the Arcade was a few steps away. The night of my life was near, I took a deep breath yet again and braced myself.