In the bathroom was a large white bathtub. Practically a jacuzzi. And behind that was a big window. Outside that window was a 'cute' face looking in at us.
It was like a big, fluffy black dog. With a brown snout, a black nose and a long pink tongue. Those small eyes looked at us curiously, probably blinded by the lights that suddenly appeared in the formerly dark bathroom.
"That's a fucking bear." I stated the obvious and was slightly panicking. The only thing really stopping the seven foot tall bear from entering the bathroom was a thin metal screen. Obviously it wasn't seven feet tall if it was on all fours, but it was on its hind legs.
"Eevee~!" My daughter was terrified, obviously. She was just a few months old. And extremely small. Maybe if she knew how to use Hyper Beam, she wouldn't be that scared. Though I'd probably be even more scared if that was the case.
"Mew! There's a fucking bear in the window!" I shouted into the living room and saw the little girl's red eyes staring at the screen as she was typing on the keyboard rapidly.
"Mew~! Mew-mew~!" She replied loudly, "It's just a normal beast! Use Intimidate and it'll run away!"
"Rooaaar~!" The black bear seemed irritated by all our shouting and yelling, so it also tried to join the conversation. Maybe, I don't really know. It's just a bear, not a fucking Ursaring!
"I should've bought a gun."
I didn't even need a license in this state. But I just never really thought I'd need one. You know, with the Legendary Pokemon living with me.
"Veee~!" My daughter used 'Yellow Watergun', but it wasn't very effective. In fact, it only seemed to make the bear even more excited.
"Rooar~!"
"Meeew~!" Finally my wife transformed from Iris, back into an adorable pink cat and… Well, there was no flashy lights or magical attacks. The bear just seemed to be in a daze for a moment. Turned around, got down on all fours and walked away. I could just barely see him climbing over my white fence, which was already partially broken from his heavy ass…
"Goddamn it." I sighed and then turned back to the bedroom, "Thanks Honey."
"Mew-mew~!" She giggled and then transformed back into Iris, so that she could play WoW like a 'normal human'.
"Eevee…" My daughter whimpered and started crying. Not only did she piss herself, but she was completely useless and unable to protect me. Or at least that's what she was thinking.
"Sweetie, you don't need to protect me. I'm your father. It's my job to protect you. It's your Mom's job to protect me." I snickered and heard Mew laughing again, while typing away on the keyboard. Probably bragging about how awesome she was for scaring away a bear and how much of a pussy her 'husband' was for not even being able to fight a black bear in hand-to-paw combat.
"Anyway, go piss in the shower. I'll start cleaning this mess up." I put Evelyn down in the shower on the right side of the room. Then I found a mop, got a bucket full of hot, soapy water and cleaned up the urine. It wouldn't be the first time, probably not the last either.
It's really fucked up, but I'm thinking about Breeding out a Gardevoir to do household chores. I mean, it doesn't have to be a Gardevoir. Any Psychic Type with telekinetic powers would be way more useful when it comes to cooking, cleaning, et cetera. Of course, it also depends on the personality. Gardevoirs in particular are genetically predisposed to be very subservient and eager to please… Supposedly. I have a feeling that my daughter would be more likely to be… Well, more like her parents.
Of course, it would also be cute to see Lucario in a Maid Costume…
Then again, they'd probably just be nudists like the rest of us most of the time. It's much easier and more efficient to clean when you're naked. Even if you get dirty, you can just take a shower and not have to wash your clothes afterwards.
"Eevee…" Evelyn finished pissing and blinked her teary brown eyes at me.
"What's wrong, Baby?" I turned the shower on as she walked out into the white tile floor that I just mopped with soapy water. Not bleach, because Mew and Eevee hate the smell. Same, honestly, though it would be a lot more effective.
"Vee vee…" She rubbed her face on my shin and kissed my hairy calf, "Vee…"
"You don't need to evolve, Evelyn. You're only a few months old. You should wait a few years for that kinda life-changing decision. Make sure you know exactly what you want… Also, I'm not sure 'how' to let you evolve. Your mother probably knows."
"Eevee~!" She pouted cutely and shook her head, "Vee-vee…"
Well, she didn't want to ask Mew for help. And she also didn't want to wait a few years. Kids are always so impatient. Actually, if this was a 'Game', then an Eevee with the ability to Gigantimax would probably be more overpowered than any of the Eeveelutions.
However, this is reality. Maybe things will change in the future, but for now, it doesn't seem like Pokemon are that 'powerful' here. At least Mew and Eevee don't seem to be able to use any Moves. Aside from being as intelligent as a human and having some minor supernatural strength/agility, Eevee is basically just a small dog or fox. Mew was a God in her original world, but here… Well, she's still kinda god-like, but that's because the standards are so low.
I picked up my daughter and kissed her forehead, "I love you, Evelyn. And you're perfect just the way you are. Okay? You have a lot of options to choose from. Besides, even if you Evolve, you'll still be my precious little baby. This isn't the Pokemon World. I'm not gonna force you to fight anything or anyone."
"Eevee~!" She giggled and rubbed against my cheek, kissing my nose and then my lips. That fluffy tail wagged around excitedly and for a moment, I thought she might suddenly Evolve. But nothing happened.
I was kinda relieved and also a little disappointed. The main thing I'm worried about is whether Eevee has a shorter lifespan than her Eeveelutions. I could see an Eevee living the same lifespan as a small dog or a fox, maybe a house cat. But the Eeveelutions are mostly supernatural creatures based on myths and legends. It wouldn't surprise me at all if a Vaporeon, Embreon or Umbreon was ageless or at least lived longer than a human.
On the other hand, Mew is OP, so maybe she has a way to make us all immortal? At the very least, she could probably turn us into Ghost Type Pokemon after we die, right?
I guess there's no reason to really worry that much after all. Kinda funny really.
Forgot the speakers were still running in the living room. Suddenly started playing Fukai Mori.
"Mew~! Meeew~! Meew~! Mew~!"
"Eevee~! Vee~!"
"Bokutachi wa~! Ikiru hodo ni~! Nakushiteku~! Sukusoshi zutsu~! Itsuwari ya~ uso o matoni~! Tachisukumu~ koe mo naku~!"
Well, I can only sing the chorus. So anyway, my daughter seemed to forget all about the Evolution thing once she started singing. Then I sat down on the significantly cheaper black gaming chair that was on Mew's right, holding my daughter in my arms and petting gently.
There was a towel over the bottom of my chair, but the back was soft, fuzzy and comfortable, even on my bare back. The towel actually wasn't more comfortable than the seat, it's just that… Like right now, Mew still had cum and other juices leaking out of her pussy. You'd think that turning into Mew earlier would get rid of the cum inside, but that only works when she completely transforms into her genderless shape. If she keeps Iris' vagina on her cat-like body, then obviously the seeds I planted wouldn't be lost.
"Mew, don't actually get pregnant with a human baby, okay? Trust me, humans are not as easy to take care of as Pokemon."
"Mew-mew~!" She waved her hand casually and continued singing along to the music.
"Vee-vee~!" My daughter was wiggling her ass and wagging her tail, while singing as well.
It was so adorable. I wish I could take a picture or video, but I'm not dumb enough to leave that kinda evidence. Besides, I'm naked. Sitting next to a naked little girl. Holding a real Pokemon.
But I really should start taking more pictures of my precious baby. If I don't do it now, I might not have a chance in the future when she Evolves. Obviously I could and probably will have more Eevee babies eventually, but it's just not the same.
In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have named her Evelyn.