Warning: Taboo content. So don't expect our MC to be an honorable gentleman. He's not a villain either; he's a thrill-seeking monster, capable of anything, even raping Goddesses to satisfy his worldly desires.
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"What? Am I dreaming?" – that was my first thought upon waking up.
My eyes were still heavy, and my mind felt shrouded in fog. Little by little, the repetitive swaying brought me back to reality. The sound of wheels creaking against the dirt road, the clopping of horse hooves, and the constant jolting of the seat... I was inside a carriage.
My body was lightly thrown forward and back in rhythm with the vehicle. Strange. I didn't remember ever stepping into a carriage.
When I finally forced my eyes fully open, the scene before me was almost surreal. Around me, several youths with flawless appearances sat in silence. Their skin was smooth, free of blemishes, their hair shone in absurd shades — blue, green, silver — as if they had stepped out of an anime. But their clothes drew my attention even more: leather boots, thick trousers, simple cotton shirts, some with small golden emblems embroidered on their shoulders or chests. Nobles.
And the girls... long dresses, bright colors, but the style was so outdated I felt out of place just looking. It was like I had woken up inside a living museum.
The strangest part? None of them paid me any attention.
"What the fuck...?" I muttered, frowning.
Instinctively, I raised a hand to my head. It was like opening a floodgate — strange, fragmented memories began invading my mind, merging with my own. Each scene that appeared felt like a knife twisting inside my skull, until suddenly, everything fell into place.
I had reincarnated.
My eyes widened, and as I lowered them, I saw something that made my stomach drop. On the floor of the carriage, a young man lay motionless. His head was bleeding, staining the wooden boards.
The shock made me recoil instinctively. I knew this scene. I had read about it, imagined it... but I never thought I'd be here. After all, I had died while reading the novel.
"No... no way..." I thought, feeling my heartbeat race.
And then it hit me like a punch to the face.
"I'M FUCKED!!!" I screamed in my mind. "I'M INSIDE WARLOCK OF THE MAGUS WORLD!!!"
I took a deep breath, trying to bring order to the chaos in my head.
"Okay… I can't lose my cool. I need to be smart, I need to stay rational."
As I forced my breathing in and out slowly, the memories arranged themselves like puzzle pieces. Gradually, the fragments aligned. The body I was in now... had the same name I did before: Raven Wood.
Except there was one glaring difference.
In my past life, I was just an ordinary American. Blonde hair, blue eyes, fair skin. A decent appearance, not bad… but nothing compared to what I was now.
Here, I had reincarnated into the body of the legendary Giga Chad.
Yes. That's right.
The legend, the meme, the unreachable symbol of masculinity that made every guy on Earth feel inferior just by looking.
My skin was gray, almost metallic, as if carved from stone. My hair, completely black, fell heavily over my shoulders. My jaw… dear God, my jaw. It was so square it could serve as the foundation of a house.
I lowered my eyes to my arms. Thick, dense, veiny. Every movement carried weight, power, and… absurdity.
"Okay…" I thought, taking another deep breath. "First I die… then I wake up inside the story I was reading before I died… and now I'm thrown into the unreal body every man on Earth wished he had?"
"ahaha..."
A nervous laugh escaped my lips. The absurdity of it all nearly made me lose my composure.
I lifted my gaze and took in my surroundings more carefully. The bench I sat on had enough room for three young men, but I alone occupied almost half of it. The other boys, even the strongest, looked fragile beside me. I was the tallest, the broadest, the most… out of place in that medieval scene.
And then, it happened.
Before my eyes, without any warning, a translucent screen appeared, with glowing blue lines that resembled sci-fi holograms.
[STATUS]
Name: Raven Wood
Title: Potential Princess Devourer
Age: 15
Sex: Giga Chad
Race: Giga Chad
[Attributes]
Strength: 0.9
Agility: 1.0
Vitality: 1.9
["Wealth"]
Magic Crystals: 10
I blinked. Looked again. The screen didn't disappear.
I… I had a system.
An involuntary smile formed on my face, but it quickly turned into a grimace of disbelief. Shaking my head, I let out a sigh.
"You've got to be kidding me… my title is Potential Princess Devourer? My race is Giga Chad?"
It was as if someone up there was laughing right in my face.
But when I stopped to analyze it coldly, the numbers actually made some sense. My vitality was absurd — almost double my strength. I had stamina to spare, endurance to withstand an entire war, but my strength was far below what this body projected. As for agility… well, given my size, 1.0 was actually generous.
I pieced it together in silence.
"So that's it… Giga Chad isn't meant to be explained. He simply is. He just exists. And I am him now…"
I turned my attention back to the body lying on the carriage floor. Until now he seemed dead, but suddenly, a weak groan escaped his lips.
"Urgg~~"
His eyes slowly opened, pupils contracting as if seeing the world for the very first time. Air rushed into his lungs heavily, desperately, like the cry of a newborn baby.
I smiled inwardly. It was too obvious.
"Leylin is dead…" I thought, struggling not to laugh. "And the most bastard Chinese in all the worlds has been born. Fang Ming… the one who toppled the gods."
But the "reborn" one didn't last long. Still groaning, he brought a trembling hand to his bloodied head, trying to rise. His body shook like that of a drunkard, barely able to support his knees. Moments later, he collapsed again, shoulder hitting the floor, and his ragged breathing ceased as he lost consciousness.
I glanced around. None of the youths inside the carriage moved to help him. Not even a word of sympathy. The disdain was clear. And it made sense: according to both the memories and the story I'd read, that idiot had tried to violate Bessita. He'd been beaten nearly to death by Ourin, the first enemy Leylin would later overcome.
But to me, that didn't matter at all.
Whether he was Fang Ming, Leylin, or the devil himself… what mattered was simple: I had a Giga Chad body and a system. That automatically made me the real protagonist.
Women, goddesses, legendary weapons, limitless power… everything was mine to seize.
Lost in these thoughts, I heard the screech of brakes. The carriage slowed until it came to a stop, and soon a strong voice came from outside:
— "Get out. We'll be camping here tonight."
The youths around me sighed in unison, relieved.
— "Finally!" one of them grumbled, stretching his legs. "I couldn't stand this cramped space anymore."— "This trip is hell," another complained, massaging his lower back. "Once we get to the Academy, I'll finally have a room to myself."— "Hah, let's just hope we even make it there alive," a third muttered, drawing a few nervous chuckles.
I didn't need to rush, so I remained seated, patient, watching the young nobles and maidens leave one by one, breathing with relief as they finally stepped onto the grass.
When only I and the unconscious body on the floor remained, I slowly stood up. The bench creaked under my weight as I rose. Instead of heading straight to the door, I crouched down beside him.
My shadow fell over Leylin's pale face.
Calmly, I slid my hand over his blood-stained shirt until I found the inner pocket. Something cold and metallic brushed against my fingers.
A smile spread across my face.
"Of course I couldn't miss the chance to rob the 'protagonist,' right?"
Without even looking at the object, I slipped the ring into my own pocket, like someone hiding a forbidden secret.
After that, I patted the unconscious Leylin's shoulder — or rather, Fang Ming's — as if thanking him for an unexpected gift, and walked toward the carriage door.
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