Chapter 2 - One emergency later The Noah God

Alex went in a backyard then he died. But then Noah suddenly brought Alex back to life. There was 1 million Huricanes but Noah stopped them. Everyone thought Noah had a special power but the truth was he did. He was God a big one a mega one a big mac one a hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper god. He could make it rain big macs so he mademit rain big mac and everyone ate them and became Caeso but fatter and they became gordo (fat in espanol) and then he made it rain coke so everyone became 9999999999999999999999999999999 pounds but then he saw that it was a problem so he made it rain 'big macs ' (secretly brocolli)and then everyone and everything went back to mormal