This news was no less than a boulder suddenly falling into a calm lake, stirring up waves several meters high!
He clearly remembered that Lode had said that there were tens of thousands of Shinigami like him in the Soul Society!
And among these tens of thousands of Shinigami, thirteen were crowned as the [Gotei Thirteen] Shinigami, possessing overwhelmingly terrifying combat power, enough to crush any ordinary Shinigami!
Now Lode was telling him that such a terrifying guy was about to come to Earth!
New York... won't it really be destroyed?
Thinking of that Haschwalth, who released huge blade-shaped flames in Hell's Kitchen, and then thinking of that unknown captain of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads, Coulson couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat!
You're not referring to...
Coulson swallowed and said with difficulty, "That captain of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads, right?"
"What else did you think?"
Lode said with a hint of contempt in his eyes, "Except for the captain-level Shinigami, no one can stop Haschwalth."
Coulson was very flustered, pulled out a hand and wiped his sweat, "Let me ask a question... what are the temperaments of those captains like?"
Lode recalled for a moment, then shook his head and said, "Not good."
It seemed that in the original Gotei Thirteen, there were hardly any normal people.
Squad One, a fanatic!
Squad Two, a tsundere idol chaser!
Squad Three, a squinting monster!
Squad Four, a big-breasted monster!
Squad Five, a well-known show-off in the anime world!
Squad Six, a sister-complex show-off!
Squad Seven, a dog-headed man!
Squad Eight, a lazy uncle!
Squad Nine, a partner of 'justice'!
Squad Ten, a 'puppy love' little boy!
Squad Eleven, a battle maniac!
Squad Twelve, a pervert!
Squad Thirteen, a sickly person!
In summary, Lode could hardly find any normal people, almost all of them had some problems.
Now, Coulson was even more flustered.
"Mr... Mr. Lode!"
Coulson's voice trembled slightly, "They shouldn't destroy New York, right?"
Lode thought for a moment, then replied, "No."
Coulson expressed doubt about this: "Really?"
"...Probably."
"...Are you sure?"
"Not sure..."
"Then what if..."
"Don't worry, the damage caused will be deducted from the captain's appearance fee."
This sentence sounded so familiar, Coulson's eyes twitched, wasn't this the usual routine of their S.H.I.E.L.D.?
Lode patted Coulson on the shoulder and comforted, "Don't worry, captains generally won't take action easily."
Isn't that just talking nonsense?
Coulson was already too weak to complain, so he could only put on a long face and step on the accelerator, thinking about how to tell the director about this when he got back.
God knows if Fury can still withstand this blow.
...
Under Coulson's non-stop speeding, they quickly entered the city.
Ayane pointed to the tallest, brightest, and showiest building in the distance and asked, "Bald uncle, what is that?"
Coulson glanced at it, then said, "Oh, that's Tony Stark's Stark Industries Building, one of New York City's landmarks."
"Stark Industries Building?"
Ayane's eyes sparkled, and she said expectantly, "Brother~ I want to go see it, can we?"
Little girls obviously have no resistance to this kind of shiny and showy building.
Facing Ayane's coquettish offensive, Lode smiled and scratched her nose, dotingly saying, "Then let's go for a trip, it's not like we're in a hurry."
Coulson naturally wouldn't refuse this request: "No problem, we need to pass by there anyway, we can take you to see it."
Buzz~
Laura roared and sped along the wide road with the three of them.
Seeing that they were getting closer and closer to the Stark Industries Building, Coulson suddenly heard a loud noise in his ear.
Turning his head, Coulson saw a wall of a nearby factory break open, and two humanoid tin robots hugged and crashed over!
"Not good!"
Coulson's face changed drastically.
The two tin robots appeared too suddenly, and their speed was very fast, causing Coulson to have no time to dodge at all, and could only watch them crash towards them!
The next second, Coulson suddenly felt his body lighten.
He was grabbed by the collar and lifted up, then separated from Laura's car seat, and flew to the side at an extremely fast speed!
Bang~
Coulson sat down on the ground with a thud, and his face turned pale from the pain, and he couldn't help but let out a scream!
Boom!!!
The red old antique was scrapped on the spot and exploded by two tin skins!
The red flames accompanied by the hot air waves, instantly lifted Coulson three or four meters away.
The originally busy road, because of the explosion, caused several cars to collide, and for a time the fire was soaring, and the sirens sounded.
It was not until this time that Lode slowly landed next to Coulson, holding Ayane.
Ayane broke free from Lode's arms, walked to Coulson's side, poked his face, and then said with a serious face, "Bald uncle, your lover exploded."
Coulson: "..."
This finishing blow... is really ruthless!
Lode felt that if Ayane's heart was cut open, it would definitely be black!
"Laura... my Laura..."
Coulson wanted to cry without tears, and even a trace of water vapor could be seen in his eyes, which showed how much he liked that car.
Ayane imitated Lode's appearance, touched Coulson's semi-bald head, and said like an adult, "It's okay, bald uncle, you can find another lover."
Are you a devil!
The corners of Lode's mouth twitched slightly, why didn't he find out before that Ayane also had a venomous tongue attribute!
Coulson's eyes twitched violently a few times, his chest rose and fell continuously, and he frantically comforted himself in his heart.
It's okay...
She's just a child, she doesn't understand anything, don't be angry with a child!
"Stop it, Ayane."
Lode hugged Ayane in his arms, if he let this little guy continue to talk, Coulson might be angered to death in advance!
Coulson tried to calm down, glaring at the humanoid tin skin, it was this ghost thing that almost killed him just now!
"Hahahaha..."
The huge tin man stood up and roared, "You're dead, Tony!"
"Don't talk too early!"
The golden-red tin man stood up, "Obadiah, who dies is not certain!"
Yo ho, uncle and nephew war!
Lode was immediately interested, it seemed that his luck was not bad, he happened to encounter the plot of Iron Man's first movie.
However, the plot has obviously changed slightly, Coulson, who should have gone to the factory to save Pepper Potts, is here, it seems that S.H.I.E.L.D. should have replaced someone.
"Die, Tony!"
Obadiah casually picked up a passing motorcycle, swung it around and smashed it on Tony's body.
Bang!
The huge force instantly made Tony fly out, hitting the ground heavily, smashing out a huge pit.
Obadiah controlled the thrusters under his feet, jumped and somersaulted several times in the air, landed next to Tony, and punched down again and again, venting the anger in his chest!
"Forty years!"
"I have always been supporting you and assisting you!"
Bang bang bang~
Obadiah relied on the huge mecha, with an almost overwhelming advantage, and beat Tony to the ground!
"I created this company from scratch!"
"And you, Tony, a playboy, what have you done? You're just sitting back and enjoying the benefits!"
Obadiah grabbed Tony and threw him out hard!
Boom!
The route Tony flew out happened to hit next to Lode.
"Now..."
Obadiah ejected a rocket from his shoulder, aimed at Tony, and smiled grimly, "You can die, Tony, I will take over your company and carry it forward!"