Jesse and Satoshi walk up to the base and climb the stairs. A trail of blood follows as Satoshi continues to drag the upper half of the king. Jesse's eyes fade back to gray. They walk up to the door, and Jesse opens it. Jesse walks through while Satoshi breaks it down before going through. Aevum, Dai'chi, and Iori all look at Satoshi and Jesse.
"What the hell happened? Didn't you guys just go to Yehn Poh? So how did Satoshi come back with a body? Wasn't the point of me not going there so that there wouldn't be fights? If you guys were going to cause fights, then you might as well have brought me along," Dai'chi says, annoyed that he missed out on the fun.
"We were attacked, so we took out one of the capitals of the Kingdom that attacked us. I didn't know that I was going to be targeted; I'm not a fortune teller. Also, I kind of forgot that we were originally going to Yehn Poh. I'll go again some other time," Jesse says, "and because I was giving Satoshi a cool fight scene because I felt like it would be a cool chapter to show him off." Jesse says under his breath. Nobody notices the second thing he said, other than Dai'chi.
"One, what did you say just now, and two, why do I find this normal at this point? Someone does something, and suddenly, people are fighting. Also, WHY THE HELL IS SATOSHI DRAGGING AROUND A DEAD BODY?" Dai'chi says. Jesse tilts his head to the side.
"I have no idea what you are talking about," Jesse says. He shrugs his shoulders. Satoshi wraps the chain around his hand and holds the King up in the air.
"I'm dragging a dead body because I killed him, and I feel like dragging the body around. Though the king isn't dead yet. I've decided that I'm going to hang the king on my wall."
Aevum asks him what he is going to do about the blood problem. Satoshi tilts his head to the side and shrugs his shoulders, obviously not caring about the blood at all. Dai'chi gets more annoyed. "THE BLOOD IS A PRETTY BIG PROBLEM, WE DON'T NEED EVERYTHING COVERED IN IT!" Iori puts her hand on her face and shakes her head.
"I'm surprised he hasn't lost all of his blood yet. impressive on how much blood the guy has. Most people would have bled out a few hours ago, but he just keeps going/" Satoshi says.
"It's because he and other members of their kingdom are descendants of people who used blood magic, so they have a higher density. They worship a malevolent entity, so they use all sorts of magic like that." Jesse says.
"How the hell do you know that? Aren't you supposed to be missing all your memories?" Dai'chi says. Once again, Jesse acts completely clueless.
" we…will… kill…you…all….. End…. me.. Already," The king barely says. His eyes start slowly fading away as he gets closer to his impending death. His body is shriveled up from the lack of blood.
"Weak little man, weak little man. He wants to die, so he dies. Satoshi pulls out Jeromy's spear and then stabs the king through the heart with it. "Problem solved," Satoshi says. He grins as the last remaining blood rolls down the spear.
"That solves absolutely nothing at all," Dai'chi, Iori, and Aevum all think at the same time. Satoshi looks over and sees another plushie on the ground, so he stabs it with his spear. "Where the hell are all these plushies coming from. I keep seeing them everywhere. Even while we were attacking, I saw a few throughout the town." Satoshi finds a few roaches and throws them on the plushie. He lights them on fire.
"Everywhere, ALL THE TIME. No matter WHERE I go, they are there. These plushies must be possessed by something," Dai'chi says, probably with his mind fully gone at this point. Jesse looks at Dai'chi, concerned.
"SATOSHI, No," Iori says. Satoshi looks over at her, amused, then goes back to looking at the fire. He picks up a giant roach. Jesse picks up a few rocks off the ground and throws them all at Dai'chi. Every single one of them lands in the center of his forehead. Dai'chi starts yelling at Jesse, asking why he threw those rocks at him. Jesse looks at Dai'chi, still concerned. "We can't have 10 minutes without some type of chaos starting," Iori says. She heavily sighs.
"I don't know what you expect. I create chaos. I might as well advertise it as my official career. Hell, I am literally officially recognized as the king of chaos, just without the actual title," Satoshi says. Iori sighs at what he says, knowing that what he said is correct. Aevum looks towards the center of the room.
"Someone is opening a portal," He says. They look towards where he is talking about. Iori looks at Satoshi, who is eating a roach the size of his hand. A portal opens up. A knight in green and black armor jumps out of it. He landed on the ground, destroying it. In his hand is a giant Battle Axe. He looks up at the group, his eyes glowing through his helmet and vines growing out from under it.
"Who keeps destroying my god damn Shit?!?"
*End Of Chapter*