"Hey! Leave. That's my little brother's bed."
Yeah, no thanks.
"I told you to leave. Now scram."
Not happening.
"You're two-thirds my size. Plus, you don't really feel like getting up and flying?"
Yeah, I don't feel like causing an earthquake every time I take a step either.
"Do you think I'm joking? I'm one of the monarchs of the Dragon Race. I can easily beat a normal dragon like you!"
Hahaha! Good joke.
Fine. Since you actually made me laugh for the first time in years, I'll get up and fly away.
"You think you can just leave after insulting me? You're going to regret that."
Looks like I'm going to have to walk around either way. Might as well prove a point.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
"You believe me now?"
"H-how can someone make the ground shake just by walking?"
That's not all I can do, but I really don't feel like destroying this forest.
"What the hell… you're the one I've been looking for."
"…What?"
"Become my husband!"
…What the hell?!
We just met. No.
"Please. I've been waiting for a dragon who could make me feel insignificant so I could marry him."
What the hell is wrong with this girl…
Okay. I'll think about it.
But we need to get to know each other first.
The only reason I'm even considering marrying this freak is because my mother in this world wants me to start a family.
And also… I didn't have a family in my past life. They died when I was born—an accident with a logging truck. The logs shot through the windshield and killed them instantly.
Either way, I've got to make something out of this new life.
"Okay, now please just let me rest."
"Will do, new husband."
Again. We are not married.
…I feel like I'm going to evolve again.
To be continued…