Deadpool was sent flying by a punch from Morlun, tumbling through the air and crashing onto an abandoned car, sending shattered glass everywhere. He rubbed his head and stood up, wiggling a finger: "Heh heh, if I remember correctly, two of you have already been sent back home, right? Ah, Daegon and Bella, what a shame, this was supposed to be a Multiversal family reunion."
Morlun's gaze shifted from Deadpool, sweeping over Dominic and Logan, who was calmly smoking, the rage in his eyes almost consuming everything. He turned to look at the two Spider-Men still locked in intense combat, his voice low and dangerous: "Allies, are you? Quite a lively scene. But don't be happy too soon, the fate of the Spider Totems has always been predetermined—and your predetermined fate is destruction."
Dominic sneered, crossing his arms and fixing Morlun with a sharp gaze: "Don't you think you're wasting time saying all this? If you're going to leave, then get lost. I don't plan on wasting any more energy beating you up again."
The muscles in Morlun's face twitched slightly. He raised his hand, making a gesture to retreat. The members of the Inheritors stopped their attacks. Peter, breathing heavily, climbed up from the ground, his arm still bearing several scorched marks. Miles leaned against a piece of rubble, his chest heaving violently, his eyes warily watching Karn opposite him.
Solus glanced at Peter with disdain, his tone full of mockery: "Little bug, you lasted quite a while this time, but don't think you'll be so lucky next time. Just wait, the real hunt has just begun."
Bane and Bora stood opposite Venom, one in front of the other. Bora licked her lips, a dangerous smile playing on them: "Little black monster, next time I'll tear open your belly with my own hands and see what interesting things are hidden inside." Bane snorted coldly, his voice filled with disgust: "Just a piece of trash with a spider smell. I really don't understand why we're wasting time on you."
Venom roared softly, wanting to charge forward, but Eddie held him back with all his strength: "Calm down, buddy, no need to stoop to the level of these lunatics."
Jennix adjusted his long robe, his gaze cold as he stared at America: "Little girl, you might not understand yet how important you are to us. But it doesn't matter, next time we'll make you understand just how foolish resistance is."
America glared at him, a mocking smile playing on her lips: "Next time? Well, I hope you don't lose so badly again."
Karn said nothing, his spear tapping lightly on the ground. He took a deep look at Miles, then turned and followed Morlun's steps as he left.
Morlun stood at the front, turning back to sweep his gaze over everyone, his voice low as thunder: "Enjoy your brief victory. But don't forget, this is just the beginning. The real ending... will be written by us."
The members of the Inheritors disappeared one by one through the portal, and silence returned to the air. Miles let out a sigh of relief, but his fists were still clenched tightly. Peter stood beside him, vigorously shaking his sore arm: "Next time, we need to come up with a better plan."
Venom grumbled inside Eddie: "I say, what's up with these people? Why are they all more insane than the last?"
Logan exhaled a smoke ring, a hint of mockery in his tone: "Welcome to my World. You'll find this is just the tip of the iceberg."
Deadpool leaned against a crooked lamppost with his arms crossed, his gaze falling on Logan who was exhaling smoke rings. Suddenly, he straightened up abruptly, his face full of excitement: "Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome the invincible movie tough guy of a hundred years, the only one who can cut through the soft spot in your heart with steel claws—wow, Hugh Jackman!" As he spoke, he pretended to roll out a red carpet and made an exaggerated bow.
Logan frowned, narrowing his eyes: "What the hell are you talking about? Hugh what?"
"Come on, you are him, he is you! Remember, in 2000, the first movie in the X-Men series, he became a worldwide darling thanks to your beautiful physique and claws that could slice people into sushi anytime!" Deadpool extended a finger, his voice gradually rising, "But the most interesting thing is—he almost didn't get the role! It was almost Dougray Scott! My god, thinking about that terrible script in a parallel Universe makes me want to laugh myself to death."
Logan's brow furrowed even deeper, his voice low: "What in God's name are you babbling about? Either shut up or get lost."
"Alright, you bunch of uncultured tough guys." Deadpool waved his hand dismissively and turned to look at Dominic, "Hey, Brother Superman, you definitely know what I'm talking about, right?"
Dominic raised an eyebrow, a hint of a playful smile on his lips: "Oh, of course I know, but watching you unilaterally confuse Logan is quite amusing."
Logan's claws extended slightly. He stared coldly at Deadpool: "I think the only interesting thing in this World is shutting your mouth."
"Oh, Hugh Jackman is getting grumpy!" Deadpool pretended to shrink his neck in fear, then immediately turned his attention to Peter, "So, next up is today's big star, our old friend Peter Parker—Tobey Maguire! My god, that kid went from 'King of Comedy' to 'Spider-Man', even his crying scenes became memes. Who can forget that face, known as the 'World's Most Miserable Expression Catalog'?"
Peter looked bewildered: "Tobey? Who's Tobey? What in the World are you talking about?"
"Oh, don't be shy, little bug. We all know about your glorious history, especially that 'Spider-Man' movie from 2002. Ah, that upside-down kiss of yours, it made the whole World swoon. Unfortunately, you crashed and burned in the third one." Deadpool added with a wink, "By the way, that dance move, it's truly classic—so classic it makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs!"
As soon as Deadpool finished speaking, he suddenly clapped his hands together, striking a dancer's opening pose, and then, to a mysteriously appearing rhythm, began to twist his body wildly. His hands swung exaggeratedly to the sides, mimicking Spider-Man's "street dance" from 'Spider-Man 3'. Deadpool slid and shook his head, deliberately trying to look soulful, but because he was wearing a mask, his expression was completely hidden, and only his comical movements conveyed emotion.
"Look, just shaking my hands in place, elegantly sliding, and a 360-degree turn! Wow, look how sexy I am!" He said, suddenly taking a step and thrusting his hips, then raising his hands above his head, fingertips pointing to the sky, striking a forceful pose as if shouting: "Everyone in the Universe loves me!"
Peter, standing nearby, immediately covered his face, muttering softly: "Oh my god, is this my parallel Universe self? I need to leave Earth."
Miles was already doubled over with laughter on the ground, patting the ground and gasping for breath: "This guy's crazy, but he's too funny!"
Deadpool continued to dance, his body swaying even more exaggeratedly, like a drunken street performer trying to portray an out-of-control ballerina with his life. Then he suddenly mimicked a scene from the movie, pretending to grab an "invisible web," swinging himself forward with force, and ending with a perfect front roll, kneeling in front of everyone with his hands raised, shouting: "Ladies and gentlemen, the most perfect Spider-Man cosplay in history—Deadpool has arrived! Where's the applause?"
The entire scene was silent for three seconds.
"You need therapy," Logan said coldly, his face expressionless.
"If therapy could stop me, would this movie still be good?" Deadpool stood up, waved his hand, his face full of smugness.
America looked at Deadpool's demeanor, crossing her arms helplessly: "I think the distance between you and the only normal person in the entire team is as vast as the Milky Way."
"Oh, don't say that, America." Deadpool suddenly knelt on one knee, looking at her with deep affection, "You're the heroine of our movie! I'm serious, when the movie comes out, your box office will definitely be key, after all, audiences love youthful energy!"
Venom suddenly blurted out from inside Eddie: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll consider biting off your head to see how it tastes."
Eddie patted his head, trying hard to suppress his laughter: "Don't mess around, buddy, he's the team's jester. Without him, the atmosphere would be so boring."
Logan sighed, fiercely extinguishing the cigarette butt in his hand: "You people are completely insane."
Dominic slowly walked towards Peter and Miles, his gaze calm yet radiating an unquestionable authority. He looked at them both for a moment, then spoke coldly: "Are you... ready to join?"
Peter was stunned, his hand instinctively clutching the edge of his costume, a hint of wariness in his voice: "Wait a minute, join what? Who are you?"
"He's... Dominic," Deadpool's voice emerged from the side, accompanied by an overly dramatic tone. His movements were even more exaggerated, kneeling on one knee and extending his arms as if introducing a chosen one, "Our super big BOSS, impossibly strong, outrageously handsome, plus a protagonist template with no flaws."
"Uh... is he serious?" Miles looked suspiciously at Peter, completely unaware of what was happening.
"Of course not!" Peter quickly shook his head, only to find that Deadpool had already struck a pose like a Hollywood movie narrator, clapping his hands twice, "Now listen up, Spider duo, I'm going to give you poor, backward audience members a recap of the prelude to this grand drama. The title of the story is 'Saving The Multiverse, Deadpool Takes Center Stage'."
Logan sighed, lit a cigar, and muttered in a low voice: "Oh god, here we go again..."
Deadpool ignored everything and began his commentary: "So, this scene starts with Dominic. He's a super strong but super boring Crossing, I don't mean you, Dom, you're cool... in some people's eyes." He said, winking at Dominic, "Then we met Eddie and his slimy monster Venom. Don't get me wrong, I really like Venom, but he likes to eat people too much, which isn't very upright."
"I am upright!" Venom's voice suddenly burst out from inside Eddie, startling Miles so much he jumped back a step.
"Come on, shut up. You've eaten enough bad guys to circle Earth three times." Deadpool shrugged and pointed at Logan again, "Next, we found this short-tempered uncle. He's really the eye candy of the whole team, no kidding."
Logan exhaled a puff of smoke and said coldly: "Say one more word of nonsense, and I'll shove this cigar in your mouth."
"Don't be nervous, Uncle Wolf, just smile!" Deadpool raised his hands innocently, then turned to America, "Then there's this lost little girl. She can open portals and blast monsters away with her fists. She's our team's ace. It's a shame she doesn't appreciate my humor, I guess she just has no taste."
America rolled her eyes: "No, you have no taste."
"Details! Details!" Deadpool waved his hand, "Then, we traveled through countless Universes and met dangerous and charming villains like Wanda. She's a bit crazy, but don't get me wrong, I'm not criticizing, after all, a little crazy adds drama, right?"
"Stop rambling, get to the point!" Peter finally couldn't help but interrupt.
"Alright, the point is," Deadpool stood up straight, took a deep breath, and pointed at Peter and Miles, "Now, it's your turn."
"Us?" Miles was full of shock, "Are you saying we have to get involved too, to fight against some..."
"Rama-Tut, that's right!" Deadpool snapped his fingers, "He's a big villain, controlling time, space, and some confusing political schemes. Most importantly, he's a complete drama queen, more of a drama queen than me, can you believe it?"
"I don't believe it," Peter retorted directly.
"Excellent! Not believing it just shows you're normal." Deadpool nodded solemnly, "But we need you, because we're still missing a Spider-Man. I personally hope it's the villain type, so there's a contrast, understand? This is the golden rule of Hollywood movies."
Peter resisted the urge to roll his eyes: "That sounds like some unreliable plan."
"Of course it's unreliable!" Deadpool grinned, "But unreliable things are more fun, aren't they?"
Miles looked at Peter, then at these strange allies around him, and couldn't help but ask: "So... we're really going to fight some cross-Universe villain and save the entire Multiverse?"
"Yes, young man!" Deadpool patted his shoulder, "Welcome to the great adventure of chaos and madness!"
Logan flicked away the cigar butt and said coldly: "Hope you can handle it, otherwise we'll have to bury you."
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