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Chapter 3 - Do you see this? This is called distraction~ [...] Just Beat it!

Their glasses were broken and the shards hit their eyes, causing them to let go of Lala and instinctively grab their faces.

Rafael then, without missing the opportunity, grabbed Lala's hand and ran through the open window, pulling her with him.

The girl just looked at him in surprise as she let herself be pulled.

Jumping with effort, Rafael and Lala reached the roof of the nearby house and began to run, jumping over the next rooftops.

['Bad day, bad day, bad day!'] Rafael kept running while exclaiming internally like a mantra.

[I don't think saying Jack Chan's catchphrase will help in any way]

['It's for luck, besides I don't see you helping me either.']

[My actions are limited by the system, without the points I can't do anything, but don't worry, you're doing fine]

['Is it just me or are you being ironic?']

[It's just your imagination~]

Lala looked curiously at Rafael's back. "Why are you helping me?" She didn't understand why he did this out of the blue, when before he seemed content to not get involved.

"Hmm?" Rafael looked back for a moment before turning back to the front. "Don't think too much about it, I just helped you because I wanted to, nothing big." ['It's not like I can say I'm helping you just so I can go home']

Lala looked at him with a gleam of understanding in her eyes and then smiled. "I see, thank you."

Rafael replied without looking at her. "Don't thank me yet, we didn't lose those guys."

As they ran across the rooftops, a girl with short, dark blue hair, who was walking her dog, saw them, looking at them curiously, without understanding. "What are they doing?" She muttered, following them with her eyes.

Rafael kept running, but he knew that continuing like this was useless, he needed to do something. ['Hey, Ariel, is there no way to use the points now?']

[I can, but you won't get anything useful out of it, you have very few. I recommend asking her. Isn't she a genius inventor or something?]

['Shit, I forgot about that!'] Rafael then asked loudly. "Hey, Lala, did you-"

But he ended up being interrupted by the duo who suddenly posed in front of him.

"Give it up, Earthling, you can't help her."

With their lenses broken, the two men looked at the two with tense faces.

With a frown, Rafael quickly looked around before pulling Lala, the two then used the lower roof of the house they were in and went down towards the street and continued running.

They only ran a few steps before a large shadow passed over them, causing them both to look up.

"Holy shit!" Rafael exclaimed wordlessly as a small truck, literally truck-kun was thrown over his head.

—Thum!

With the noise of the impact on the ground causing a slight tremor, Rafael looked at it in complete disbelief, however, his expression quickly changed when he saw one of the men appearing in front of him again.

Looking back, he saw the other, looking around, frowning, he then ran towards a nearby street that led to a park square.

Stopping there, he spoke to Lala. "Hey, can you get us out of this?"

"Yes, I can." Lala replied, blinking curiously.

"Great, I'll distract them, do what you have to do."

Taking a few steps forward, he waited for the men to arrive, which didn't take long.

One of them frowned as he noticed Rafael's action. "This has nothing to do with you, Earthling. Get out before you get hurt."

"Sorry, but I can't." Cracking his neck, Rafael slammed his fist into his palm and smiled slightly. "Let's dance."

The two men looked at each other questioningly, they couldn't believe that this Earthling boy wanted to fight with them, hadn't he seen how one of them had thrown that truck?

[Are you really going to fight them?]

['Fight? Who's talking about fighting?']

[But didn't you say you would dance with them?]

['And that's it, I'm going to dance.']

[...What?]

Without answering and proving it with his actions, Rafael began to walk forward, snapping his fingers and with a serious look.

Internally, he was singing Michael Jackson's Beat it.

Standing still, he snapped his foot forward as his hand went to his groin, the chorus of the song being sung internally. ['Beat it! Beat it!...]

He then raised his arms in succession and walked backwards, with his waist going first followed by his arms.

In the end, he spun around quickly while kicking again, the final verse was sung together. ['It's doesn't matter who is wrong or right! Just Beat it!]

Just as he was about to continue, he glanced over his shoulder at Lala, but seeing her only made him stop.

She smiled happily as she hummed something and clapped her hands while swaying lightly. She was clearly enjoying his performance rather than doing what he said.

"What the hell are you doing, girl!? Do something quick!" He shouted, speechless at her complete lack of tact.

Lala, who enjoyed Rafael's dancing and music, complied with the request. "Oh, sorry." She lightly tapped her head as she stuck out her tongue before abruptly waving her arm, a cell phone in her hand.

"Go, go, Vacuum-kun!"

She said, and from the bright screen of her cell phone, a giant octopus robot suddenly appeared in the park.

"Suck them!" Lala said, pointing at the two men.

The octopus robot then did as it was told, its mouth that protruded with a beak began to suck things up before quickly sucking up the men, to which they could only scream in response.

Rafael looked tensely at that robot that seemed suspiciously suspicious in his vision, he felt that something was wrong.

And indeed, as if to prove his suspicion, the robot began to suck harder and harder to the point of sucking even the trees.

"Shit!" Without hesitation, Rafael went to the only thing that seemed unaffected by the ever-increasing suction, Lala.

"Excuse me." He said, approaching her and, without a hint of shame, hugged her.

As she looked at him curiously, Rafael replied, "This thing seems too strong and you don't seem to be affected, so I'm avoiding getting sucked in as well." His clothes flapped in the increasingly intense wind.

Lala just smiled. "Okay~." She didn't mind being hugged, which couldn't be said for Peke.

"Hey, Earthling, you can't hug Lala-sama like that! Get away from her!"

But ignoring the robot, Rafael focused on the octopus robot with a stern look while also trying not to think about Lala's soft body or her pleasant smell ['Come on Rafael, you've hugged girls before, control yourself... it's true that these girls were mostly cousins, but even so, she's just a hot and smelly girl like any other, ignore it.']

Something Rafael didn't notice was the slight smile that appeared at the corner of Lala's mouth as she looked at the octopus robot.

[...Don't tell me you're getting excited?]

['I'm not getting excited...okay, maybe a little, but you can't blame me, it's not like I have much experience with women.']

[But weren't you the one who said you had magic hands for women?]

['Yes, and I never talked about pleasuring them, as far as I remember it was about strangling them.']

[...]

"Hahaha~." Lala laughed out of nowhere, but Rafael simply ignored her as he watched the octopus robot slowly begin to glow.

Seeing this, wings suddenly sprouted from Lala's hat and she began to float away.

Wasting no time, Rafael immediately clung to her, his legs quickly wrapping around hers as his waist rested against her thigh.

The two then reached the top while Rafael looked seriously at the octopus that was shining brighter and brighter. ['Don't get a hard-on, don't get a hard-on...']

[...]

Looking at Rafael, Lala smiled in amusement.

It didn't take long for the robotic octopus's glow to increase until it finally exploded.

—Boooom!

With a bunch of things being randomly thrown around, Lala then calmly descended back to the ground.

Quickly pulling away from her, Rafael looked at the mess before nodding to himself. ['Phew, yeah, thankfully I didn't get a hard-on, anyway, I'm leaving.']

"I'm going, good luck with your problem and I'll see you around, bye."

Without waiting for a response, Rafael started running.

"Bye, Rafael~" Lala waved happily. "Sorry for the inconvenience, I'll catch up with you later!" She said before flying away.

Rafael responded by waving his hand without looking back. "I'll be waiting!" Quickly returning home.

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