I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE FOLKS. IT'S YOUNG VERSUS OLD. YAMCHA VERSUS JACKIE CHUN. Wish me luck Yamcha said before parting from us. IN THE ORANGE AND GREEN WE HAVE YAMCHA. IN THE BLACK AND WHITE, JACKIE CHUN! The announcer exclaimed. I understood in that fight how goku became the weave nation president in the story. Yamcha was getting played with as Jackie Chun effortlessly dodged his attacks. W….WOLF FANG FIST! Yamcha yelled before charging at the old hermit once again. Rosh- I mean Jackie started getting creative and just did acrobatics around Yamcha making him rubberneck to find Jackie twice. He finished the match by hitting Yamcha with a fist of compressed air, sending him out of the ring. T…..THAT'S A RING OUT! The announcer exclaimed. JACKIE CHUN IS THE WINNER. DAMN! Yamcha got his shit rocked! I yelled. Hey… do I know you from somewhere? Yamcha asked Roshi? I MEAN JACKIE CHUN! DAMMNIT! NEXT ROUND IS NAM VERSUS RAMFAN! The announcer exclaimed. LET THE THIRD MATCH BEGIN! The woman tried to bait Nam at first but he was holding it down for his set, literally. That was until Ranfan removed a few articles of clothing. Damn she looked sexy as fuck in her pink bra and panties. I was definitely going to tap that later. I thought. But back to it, Nam nearly folded like laundry, being stunned with fear, cause I know for a fact there was no snow where he came from. I mean that figuratively and literally. Luckily Nam remembered he had 4 other senses and one shotted Ramfan. NAM BRINGS HOME THE WIN PEOPLE! The crowd cheered. After that it was my turn and my opponent was the dinosaur bastard that half-assed eating all his food. NEXT MATCH GIRAN VERSUS KAKAROT! Buuuut, then it started thundering and raining so the match was postponed until the weather got better. I would keep my guard up Kakarot, that Giran guy seems like a trickster. Yamcha said. Yeah I see why, I'm going to remain vigilant, but I will give him an ass whooping in the process, I can multitask. I replied nonchalantly. Them orin temple dudes started talking shit but Giran lowkey fleeced them niggas. Author's Note: I am still black. Kami thank you for this fade, I said happily. Yamcha must've heard me and wanted to get some licks in early but the big burly monster was too strong so I had to step in. Jackie Chun stopped us reminding us we could get disqualified and that there were 500 bands on the line so we both just relaxed. I guess I'll just beat you in the arena kid. Giran said arrogantly. HELL NAH! I yelled before he walked away. A little while later the sun suddenly erased all clouds in the sky so we were allowed to make our way back to the arena for our fight. LET THE FIRST SEMIFINAL QUARTERFINAL MATCH BEGIN! The announcer exclaimed. Hey kid lemme show you a secret. Giran said. I stared at him with soulless eyes for a solid 10 seconds before instantly, and without warning, elbowing him in the gut and throwing his prehistoric ass out of the arena. Unfortunately his cheating ass didn't understand the culture and used his wings to fly back in. So I aimed for a jab to his liver, succeeding in stunning him before landing a violent axe hand to the back of his head knocking him out cold. AND CONTESTANT KAKAROT GOES ONTO THE SEMI FINALS! The announcer exclaimed. Jackie chun was doing some stupid dance but that shit was lowkey fire so I joined him. Now that the entertainment is over. LET THE FIRST MATCH OF THE FINALS BEGIN. Krillin and Jackie chun stared each other down intently, strategizing. Krillin dished out a flurry of fists that Jackie Chun was initially able to dodge but had to start putting dukes up to defend himself. Not too bad, kid. Jackie Chun said to Krillin. Jackie started testing Krillin's speed and he felt demoralized by Jackie's speed but I reminded him he's goated and he lowkey started adapting to his speed on some mahoraga shit for a lil bit. Then the two did most tom and jerry shit in the fraction of a second. Having to explain it to a ref. So yeah he distracted me with rock paper scissors then kicked me in the back of the neck. Krillin Said. Krillin stunned Jackie with his green card. He pulled out underwear and when Jackie tried to reach for it but Krillin hit him with a Shawn Michaels and kicked the motherfucker out of the ring but Jackie used a Kamehameha to bounce back in without hitting the grown. Krillin got desperate and started doing random bullshit before getting baited by the afterimage technique and knocked out cold. Well at least I can copy it now and use it against him. I thought. THE SECOND SEMIFINAL MATCH IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. WILL NAM AND KAKAROT PLEASE COME TO THE ARENA? The announcer asked. LET THE PENULTIMATE MATCH, BEGIN. I wanted my 500 bands and Nam wasn't in the same league as Roshi so I lowkey just battered the dude with punches whilst spamming afterimage. W...WHAT! Kakarot learned your technique after seeing it one time! Yamcha announced shocked. W….WHOOPS! I said while slipping and falling. I pretended to be winded and Nam jumped into the air to use a technique. CROSS ARM DI- I sprang up suddenly and spun rapidly. SEVERE LEAF HURRICANE. I yelled before taking a move out of Lee's book and kicking Nam out of the ring. AND CONTESTANT NAM HAS BEEN RINGED OUT! The announcer yelled. The crowd roared like never before. A 16 YEAR OLD BOY HAS WON THE SEMI FINALS AND WILL BE COMPETING FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! It's time to beat the boss. I thought in my head. You seem to be excited Kakarot. Y..Yeah I'm excited to fight the mighty Jackie. I said enthusiastically. JACKIE CHUN VERSUS KAKAROT. THE MATCH BEGINS. Roshi took up the offensive but I blocked all of his hits with supreme precision. Testing my speed against his. We traded blows back and forth. I would throw a right kick and Chun would block with his left hand and he would attempt to counter with a hit to the face that I swatted away before parrying his next jab towards my liver before quickly delivering a left hook to his face that he blocked. He was moderately easy to follow and after blocking his strikes I decided to counterattack by throwing a blow to his liver that he blocked. I dashed backwards and he quickly charged a Kamehameha aiming to shoot it at me while I was stepping back but I countered with my own. KAMEHAMEHA!! We both shouted in unison. The intense blue beams illuminating the ring. The Shockwave knocked the hermit back but I remained standing. That's not my only trick, old man. Show me what else you got. I said curious and serious. He used the afterimage technique and I closed my eyes waiting for him to attack. Are you just going to stand behind me until you fall asleep Mr? I said before kicking backwards behind me to hit air and then creating an after image to avoid Chun's counterattack. W… what? You little copycat. The old boy did not know there were levels to this. Quadruple after image made bros brain do jumping Jack's. He tried to use drunken boxing so I hard countered it with the ape arts. Placing precise yet vicious blows across Roshi. APE AVALANCHE! I screamed, landing devastating blows before knocking Jackie Chun out of the ring. KAKAROT IS THE FIRST 16 YEAR OLD TO WIN THE MARTIAL ARTS TOURNAMENT. HE WILL TAKE HOME TO 500000 DOLLAR PRIZE. The audience roared the loudest they had yelled all day. Hey Mr. Your techniques are amazing. Strong people like you are what encourage me to keep growing stronger and to never grow complacent. I aim to find the strongest people in the universe and beyond. I said while helping the awakened Jackie Chun. That reassures me, kid. I'm sure your master would be proud. He said.
Power Levels
Kakarot: 205 (Suppressed)
Jackie Chun: 160
Krillin: 50
Yamcha:45