The moment those words were spoken.
Everyone—Elysia, Mobius, Vill-V, Kevin, Mei, and so on—all silently turned to look at Kiana.
Kiana wore an expression of pure innocence. Why are you all looking at me?
It definitely wasn't me!
"Holy crap! What do you mean cuckolding right in front of me?"
"NTR fans are going wild!"
"How did big sis lose? How could big sis lose? No way, no no no no~"
In the real world.
The audience's shouts rose and fell like waves.
There's nothing more entertaining than watching drama unfold.
Especially when it involves the big shots.
Kiana's mom: Subway Old Man Phone.jpg!
Kiana's grandparents on both sides, and all her elders, were frowning deeply.
As if leaning back in a tactical retreat.
"How on earth was this child raised?"
So what if she likes girls?
So what if she's building a whole harem?
But this...
This really left them utterly bewildered!
Who could have known?
In the video, the chibi Elysia thought for a long time but still couldn't recall—meaning she herself didn't know or remember whether this was true or not.
Didn't that just make it even harder to clear her name?!
No surprise, whenever Miss Yuzu starts with the unofficial history, it's always the most entertaining.
Even the chibi Jyahnar in the video couldn't help but sit up straighter. She had to see this properly.
[But overall...]
[Whether it's Lady Sakura or Lady Rin, in the end, both were swept off their feet by the young mistress. That much should be correct, right?]
The Vtuber gave a light cough to cover her embarrassment.
The chibi Elysia nodded vigorously, beaming with a radiant smile.
[According to Elysia's diary...]
[Um...]
Miss Content Creator figured since she'd already gathered evidence, she might as well share it.
But then it hit her—Elysia was right there in front of her!
So in the video, she fell silent, looking rather flustered.
Elysia, as if teasing, grinned playfully and blinked cutely, making her even more adorable.
Some things are better left unsaid.
"Is that diary of yours for real?"
"Definitely not!"
"You can tell just by Elysia's personality."
"This is unofficial history too."
[According to Elysia's diary,]
[Big sister Sakura gradually fell for Kiana, while little sister Rin, frustrated by her sister's cluelessness, desperately tried to play wingman—only to end up falling for Kiana herself.]
[That's how it went, right?]
The chibi Elysia eagerly shared entries from her own diary.
Miss Yuzu nodded like crazy, as if pounding garlic.
The entertainment value instantly shot through the roof.
The chibi Jyahnar continued to smile, lost in her own world, as if content in her solitary elegance.
'Really, I just don't fit in with you people.'
'I can't understand what you humans find so amusing...'
[But I heard it wasn't quite that simple, you know! Want to hear the real story, little Yuzu~?]
[Yes!]
"We want to hear it too!"
"Spill it already!"
"If we can't get the key points, at least give us the gossip!"
[So the story goes, little sister Rin actually fell for Kiana before big sister Sakura did.]
[But she could tell her sister felt the same, so she hesitated, and in the end decided...]
The chibi Elysia deliberately paused.
The Vtuber quickly guessed, [She stepped aside and let her sister have Kiana?]
On screen, she gestured excitedly, as if struck by inspiration.
[Then big sister found out little sister also had feelings for the young mistress, so they talked it out, made up, and decided to share—is that how it went?]
[Of course not!]
The two-headed chibi Elysia raised a hand to cover her mouth, giggling mischievously.
[In the end, little sister Rin decided to test the goods for her sister first. But who knew Kiana was the type to take but never give? Once you offer yourself up, she won't let you go.]
"Huh?" Rin's brain short-circuited.
Sakura stood there dumbfounded, completely stunned.
"Absolutely unhinged!"
"This whole thing is batshit crazy!"
Some viewers were wide-eyed in shock, others caught between laughter and disbelief.
Was it true? Probably not—most likely just gossip!
You said it yourself—it's rumors, and judging by Elysia's tone and personality, it's hard to say how much is real, but it's definitely fake at first glance.
"The little sister testing the goods for her big sister—that's next-level!"
"Making sure the future sister-in-law is up to standard, huh?!"
"Totally wrecked!"
Across nations and organizations, those in power, the higher-ups, were already massaging their temples.
They really couldn't keep up with the younger generation's pace.
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
So... maybe there was some truth to it?
"Not sure if it's just me, but..."
"It feels like this series is turning into a full-on gossip show."
Some felt conflicted.
Some were just here for the laughs.
Some were hoping to copy answers for their own purposes.
But where were the key takeaways? Nowhere to be found.
They watched eagerly, only to see the three girls continue gossiping and chatting, like it was a tea party.
Bustling with noise and excitement.
By the time they snapped out of it, the episode was already over.
Dammit!
It felt like there was a ton of information.
But also like there was hardly any.
It's there, but not really, huh?
"If you're going to recap history, then do it properly!"
"Kusoooo!" (Damn it!)
"..."
Some were on the verge of tears.
They knew the Sky Screen was real, that it showed their future, and they were eager to study it and figure things out.
They were willing to put in the effort usually reserved for grad school or civil service exams.
But in the end... this is what they got?
To be fair, the episode ran over half an hour in total.
Nonstop talking and explaining.
Bits and pieces here and there—there was actually plenty of content.
Maybe it was because they were so desperate for specific answers but didn't get them that they felt so let down.
But just like in reality, where they couldn't influence the Sky Screen, the girls on screen didn't care about any of that.
When it was time to clock out, they left without a second thought.
Before, she might've cared about likes, coins, and follows—but not anymore. Now she's got a stable job, eating from the public trough.
As long as she updates on schedule, she can do whatever she wants.
She's just that willful.
"Is this any way to promote history?!"
"Aren't you ashamed to collect your paycheck? Give us more proper history!"
[Next time,]
[The harem member we'll be discussing is Miss Eden!]
[She is the golden songstress, the symbol of an era.]
[She possesses boundless wealth and is the most artistic of goddesses.]
[Bye-bye~]
"Me?"
Eden, who had been all smiles, suddenly froze. She didn't expect to be catching strays from this drama.
Am I part of the Finality young mistress's harem too?
She wasn't exactly upset, but she wasn't thrilled either—just felt a bit complicated, stunned for a moment.
Meanwhile, her manager nearby was practically losing it.
And it wasn't just her.
All of Eden's fans were screaming.
Keep in mind, Eden is the world's youngest megastar, the most famous classical singer.
Her fans span the entire globe.
To suddenly hear that their idol was also "arranged"—that in the future, she really gets married—even if it's to the Finality young mistress—was something they just couldn't accept!
"My oshi (favorite) is Finality, and my oshi is also the goddess... why am I having this dream?"
"Eden, you promised to devote your life to art!"
"How did you end up getting married?"
Oh heavens~ what a disaster!
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