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Her slender neck is like a swan, her smooth skin is as white as snow, and the low-hanging neckline cannot cover her plump breasts at all, revealing a large area of white breast flesh.
A bottomless ravine was pressed against his chest, like a black hole full of magic, sucking his sight tightly.
As if she noticed Lu Yun's gaze, Sima Manying frowned slightly, a hint of displeasure flashed across her face, but she immediately noticed that this was the Government Affairs Hall. She picked up the teacup in front of her with her delicate hands and raised her fair jade hands to put the tea into her mouth.
The plump breasts trembled slightly, and this movement created a charming wave.
Lu Yun felt warm in his heart when he saw this, and his cock became hard.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Such beautiful tits, such a seductive mature woman!
The empress's face suddenly turned gloomy, and she began to doubt her previous judgment.
Is this lecher who has lustful thoughts towards both himself and the Empress Dowager really the reincarnation of a banished immortal?
"Ahem…"
The sound of the empress's gentle cough brought Lu Yun back to his senses.
"Hurry up and go!"
The empress glanced at the bulge between Lu Yun's legs and said in a very small voice, "Be careful, or you'll die if you're caught!"
Lu Yun lowered his head slightly to take a look, and was frightened to the point of shuddering all over.
Oh my god, could it be that this sissy emperor discovered that he wanted to sleep with his grandmother? Or his grandfather? It was more important to save his own life!
Ever since Lu Yun entered the Government Affairs Hall, Emperor Luoxi has always focused his attention on Lu Yun.
What kind of competition was this at Yanmen Pass? It had nothing to do with her as a married princess. All she wanted was a penis that could fill her vagina, make her moan freely, and relieve the itch and thirst that had lingered for years.
Looking at Lu Yun's bulging lower body, Di Luoxi suddenly remembered the intimate contact with Lu Yun before, when the big cock was pressing against his lower body, and it was so hot and thick.
Di Luoxi couldn't help feeling a little hot. The body of the young woman, who had been lonely for a long time, could not stand any teasing. She felt a hot current flowing through her body.
A pair of bright big eyes were watery and looked at Lu Yun charmingly and seductively.
"The question you asked is 'White Horse and West Wind on the Frontier', right?"
Lu Yun retracted his gaze and said to the Tatar prince.
"That's right!"
Prince Fan Tong nodded and sneered, "Little eunuch, I'll give you one stick of incense. If it doesn't match, it means I'm hard."
One stick of incense time?
Lu Yun laughed dumbly, shook his head, and was about to speak when he heard the ministers below the stage shouting sternly, "Little eunuch, this concerns the fate of the Great Xia nation, you must be careful with your words!"
"Little eunuch, please don't bring disaster upon our Great Xia Kingdom!"
"Little eunuch..."
Looking at those harsh words from his ministers, Lu Yun felt like laughing. He replied calmly, "I admire the apricot blossoms and misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River! My Great Xia is no less beautiful."
As Lu Yun finished speaking, the hall instantly became quiet. The noisy ministers and the Tatar envoys who were sneering also shut up.
Everyone looked at each other, their faces full of disbelief.
how so?
It's really weird!
"Great!"
After a while, a large number of Xia officials exclaimed in admiration.
"Apricot blossoms and white horses!"
"Misty rain against the west wind!"
"Jiangnan versus Saishang."
"Not bad, not bad! Absolutely amazing!"
The white-haired Minister of Revenue, who was over 70 years old, shook his head and tasted it, with admiration on his face.
"I didn't expect a little eunuch to have such talent!"
"That's right, that's right, Daxia is saved!"
…
Compared to the officials of the Great Xia Dynasty who were full of surprise and talking about it, the Tatar envoys looked as uncomfortable as if they had eaten shit.
"So what if we're on equal terms? I'm the greatest scholar in Tatarstan. Who are you?"
Yu Shinan's face looked grim. He asked himself that if it were him who wrote this couplet, he wouldn't be able to write it so neatly.
"I am a young eunuch serving your Excellency."
Lu Yunyun smiled calmly.
The Empress smiled, not looking panicked at all, and said calmly, "He is the one who will compete with you."
"A mere eunuch is competing with a great scholar like me. Do you have no one left in the Great Xia Kingdom?"
Yu Shinan sneered and mocked.
"No, no, I am only a vanguard of the Great Xia, and I have learned a few humble things. Once you defeat a little eunuch like me, you can compete with our learned officials of the Great Xia court. Otherwise, the envoy will bring disgrace upon himself."
Lu Yun smiled faintly.
"Yeah, not bad, not bad!"
The white-haired Minister of Revenue nodded proudly.
"How can I, the Minister of Revenue, fight these barbarians, the Tatars, who are ignorant of the profound culture of the Central Plains? It would be a loss of dignity to compete with them."
Upon hearing this, the ministers from the six ministries all nodded in agreement, saying, "That's right. Our status is far beyond your reach. Competing with you would be a disgrace to our status!"
"How dare you barbarians compete with us? Even being a eunuch is a compliment to you..."
Today, the empress finally witnessed the shamelessness of these court officials.
"If that's the case, then listen carefully. There are bright moons on both sides of the vast sky of Tartar."
"I sail a boat on the calm waters of summer and autumn."
"The pine and bamboo leaves are all green!"
"The autumn sounds and wild goose cries are so cold!"
"Master Emissary has come up with so many first couplets, why don't I come up with one?"
"you say!"
"Someone, please come and get me some writing!"
The empress waved her hand and asked the eunuchs to bring the brush, ink, paper and inkstone. Just as the eunuch was about to pour water to grind the ink, a charming and seductive voice came to his ears: "Put it aside, this princess will grind the ink."
A beautiful scenery came slowly, with a graceful figure and charming manners, swaying her plump and lustful body, and walked to Lu Yun's side.
Smelling the faint fragrance, looking at the beauty's tall figure, full and towering breasts, rosy and delicate red lips, and white and tender skin that is as smooth as a baby's, she is a natural beauty.
"Please, father-in-law!"
A lazy and charming voice sounded in his ears. Lu Yun turned his head slightly and looked at the snow-white cleavage faintly visible on her chest. He couldn't help but imagine how ecstatic it would be to have sex with this woman.
Faced with such a sexy beauty, Lu Yun quickly had a man's primitive reaction, and his penis was hard and pressing against his pants.
Di Luoxi noticed Lu Yun's abnormality, smiled coquettishly, glanced at the bulging crotch, and a blush suddenly appeared on her fair cheeks.
I couldn't help but think of the time when this big thing pressed against the delicate part of my legs.
Di Luoxi twisted her body, longing for the penis to be inserted into her vagina and have crazy intercourse with her.
She felt the vagina under her skirt begin to secrete liquid.
"Thank you, Princess!"
Lu Yun swallowed his saliva, picked up the brush and wrote on the rice paper: The sea water falls day after day!
"Alright, I'm done! Please, messenger, write the second line."
As soon as Lu Yun finished speaking, the rice paper in front of him was snatched away by the court official.
"The sea is rising, rising, falling!"
The white-haired Minister of Revenue read it out.
"No, you read it wrong. It should be 'the sea falls morning after morning, morning after morning!'"
One minister retorted.
"You're all wrong. It should be: The sea falls day after day, day after day, day after day!"
The ministers who received the rice paper looked at the words on it and started arguing for a while.
"Stop arguing!"
Prime Minister Chen Zhiqing stepped forward and said, "You are all right, but not entirely. There are three ways to read this first couplet: The sea water rises day by day and falls day by day; the sea water rises day by day and falls day by day; the sea water rises day by day and falls day by day!"
"This first couplet, with three variations and smooth sentences, is truly unprecedented!"
This...how is this possible?
In an instant, it seemed as if there was no living person in the hall, not even the sound of heartbeats and breathing.
After a long while, the Minister of Revenue excitedly exclaimed: "Absolutely, absolutely! Absolutely for all eternity!"
His voice startled everyone present. The officials of the Great Xia Dynasty looked at Lu Yun with excitement and even admiration.
On the other side, the Tatar envoys turned pale. Even though their cultural level was not as profound as that of the officials of the Great Xia Dynasty, they could see the uniqueness of this couplet.
And Yu Shinan, who was so complacent just now, felt cold all over at this moment, his body and mind were frozen. Three changes, and the sentences were fluent. This, this, this is absolutely true for all time!
It's over!
The competition is over!
He, Yu Shinan, is finished!
The Tatar prince Fan Tong, who had just been showing off his might, turned pale and muttered to himself:
"how so?"
"What the…what the…what the hell is going on?"
"This little eunuch actually..."
"It's actually the Eternal Absolute!"
"Please advise me, Master Yu!"
Lu Yun bowed and said.
"puff..."
A mouthful of blood spurted out of Yu Shinan's mouth, and he fainted immediately.
"Ha ha..."
"Is this the so-called Tatar scholar? He vomited blood when he couldn't make up his mind."
"Prince of Tartar, you great scholars are no match for me! You can't even defeat a little eunuch from our Great Xia!"
…
The officials of the Great Xia Dynasty sneered and said sarcastically.
"Drag him out!"
Prince Fan Tong's face turned pale and then blue with anger.
It turns out to be the reincarnation of a banished immortal!
The empress's pretty face was filled with smiles. She nodded and said to the Tatar prince with a smile, "I wonder if Your Highness can come up with the second couplet? Otherwise, Great Xia will win!"
"This round, we Tatars lost! But... if you, Great Xia, can't come up with the second line, then we Tatars won't be considered defeated. We can only blame you, Great Xia, for being too cunning. You came up with an unmatched first line to humiliate us Tatars. Then, let's go to war!"
Prince Fan Tong's face was stiff as he bowed to the empress and spoke in a cold tone at the end.
"Shameless, you Tatars are playing rogues, you can't afford to lose!"
"Underdogs resort to brute force, truly barbaric..."
"Bah! What Tatar? I think it's Tatar!"
…
The ministers of the six ministries of Daxia were all furious and in chaos. They had finally won a game against the opponent. Even if they lost the third game and Yanmen Pass belonged to the Tatars, they would still have the face to face the people of the world.
It's not that we are useless, but that our opponents are too strong!
"snort!"
Facing the scolding from the ministers of the six ministries of Great Xia, Prince Fan Tong sneered, put his hands behind his back, and said nonchalantly, "Emperor of Great Xia, if you Great Xia can't come up with the second couplet, there's no need to continue this competition. I will return to report to my father and lead a million-strong army to crush you Great Xia!"
"You want to make a couplet? How difficult is that?"
Lu Yun chuckled and said, "I'll give it to you!"
"How dare you! How can we, the court officials, butt in on a discussion like this?"
"Shut up! This is not your place to get involved!"
"You just happened to come across a timeless couplet, you were just lucky, how can you be so arrogant!"
The court officials who had just directed their attacks at the Tatar Kingdom immediately shifted their targets and pointed at Lu Yun.
"alright!"
The empress slammed the table.
"Your Majesty, forgive me!"
The ministers of the six ministries immediately knelt on the ground.
The empress took a deep breath, stared at Lu Yun, and said, "Xiao Yunzi, come up with the second line!"
"As you command!"
Lu Yun stepped forward and said to the Tatar prince with a smile, "Listen carefully, my second line is: Floating clouds grow long, ...
As Lu Yun finished speaking, all the officials from the six ministries of Daxia and the Tatar envoys present widened their eyes and stood there stupidly like statues!
The group included the Tatar prince Aisin-Gioro Fan Tong, the Grand Empress Dowager Sima Manying, and Chen Zhiqing.
This little eunuch was so knowledgeable. I originally thought that he was lucky enough to copy the first couplet from the ancient book, but I didn't expect that he could actually come up with the second couplet.
And it's so neat!
Like a dream.
This result was more than unexpected; it was simply shocking!
"I wonder if His Majesty is satisfied with my eunuch's second line!"
After a while, the empress spoke slowly.
The Tatar prince took a deep breath, looked at Lu Yun seriously, and said with a bow, "Daxia is indeed a land of outstanding people and talents. Even a small eunuch can have such literary talent. I am convinced!"