(The school gym.)
MADE
We're going to play some dodgeball.
TOP
What?! We can't play dodgeball. This is not an American school. It's a Korean school.
MADE
Too bad for you TOP wannabe, I'm an American. And this gym is my domain. I make the rules here. Because I'm a PE teacher,
JUWON
That's not even a real job.
MADE
Who said that?! If I catch that mofo, I'll kill him.
JUWON
Except you can't…
MADE
Where's that mofo?!
HANNA
Okay, can we carry on?
MADE
We're not doing boys vs girls because boys are physically stronger that girls.
KEVIN
Yeah! that's right!
ABBY
Shut up you pig!
KEVIN
I'm not a pig! I'm a human!
MADDIE
Hahahaha! Kevin is a piggie. Is he a small piggie or a big piggie?
ASHLEY
A big human pig.
MADDIE
Ohhh! Kevin is a big human piggie.
(The class start to laugh.)
KEVIN
…
MADE
Okay. Let's not offend anyone, okay? We're going to split into 2 teams of 8 players each. That means each team will have 2 substitutes. And I won't be letting you to choose. Because I've already decided who'll be on Team A and who'll be on Team B. if I call your name come to my right. I'll start with Team A we have Juwon, TOP
(They go to the right side.)
MADE
Abby, Haki, Jennifer, Ben, Clive and Tiffany. Your subs would be Lisa and Kevin.
KEVIN
Why am I the sub?
JUWON
It's because you don't look athletic.
TOP
And fat.
KEVIN
I'm going to kill you!
(Mr. Made blows his whistle.)
MADE
There will be no fighting when I'm around. I'm a professional boxer who fought against Mike Tyson…
JUWON
And lost.
MADE
Who said that? I'll catch him one day. The one who always roasts me. And I'm sure he's in this gym. Why can't I find him? Anyways, Team B you'll be on my left. We start with Justin…
JUSTIN
Present.
MADE
[Is he the main character?]
JUWON
Hey! I'm the main character!
ABBY
Not anymore.
JUWON
Fuck!
MADE
Sukini. [His mom must've hated him for giving him such a name.] Fablo, Maddie,
MADDIE
Here!
MADE
Juhi, Nayeon, Grace, Your subs are Hanna and Stewart. Now that I've set up the rules. This is how the rules will be. Since both teams have subs. The subs would be subbed in if one player gets eliminated or injured. That's all. Now let's play some dodgeball. I want 2 captains to step forward. Juwon and Justin step forward.
JUWON
Okay.
JUSTIN
Sure.
JUWON
I won't let you steal by MC status pretty boy.
JUSTIN
What are you talking about?
JUWON
I'll make sure you go back and sing your songs. Like baby baby baby ohhhh like baby baby baby nooooo…
KHLOE
What's he doing?
MADE
Let's not waste anytime okay. Because it's almost lunchtime. And today teachers are eating fried chicken. So heads or tails.
JUWON
Heads.
JUSTIN
Tails, I guess.
MADE
Okay.
(He flips the coins. It's Heads.)
MADE
Team A starts first.
JUWON
Yeah! Ohhh like baby baby baby.
ABBY
Stop that.
JUWON
Okay.
(Mr. Made blows the whistle and the game of dodgeball begins.)
TOP
You're dead pretty boy! This is for stealing all the spotlight and the girls!
HAKI
That's right!
CLIVE
Die!
(They throw the balls at him but he misses. Then Justin tries to knock out TOP who uses Clive as a human shield.)
CLIVE
What the fuck? That's cheating.
TOP
Nope.
MADE
Clive, you're out.
CLIVE
Oh come on!
(He gets off the court.)
MADE
Kevin! You're in!
KEVIN
Alright! Let's get the party started.
(Before he gets in Maddie knocks him out.)
KEVIN
Come on! I just got in!
[To be continued]