Tang San and Yu Xiaogang both took a fierce bite.
Immediately after, both their heads buzzed and felt a bit dazed.
Not even an indentation was left on the Haotian Grass.
"Ah!"
Yu Xiaogang screamed.
Two of his front teeth were directly knocked out, leaving him with a gap.
"What's going on? It's clearly a plant system Spirit, how can it be so hard!"
The Haotian Grass he was holding now was no longer as soft as before.
Instead, it was stiff, like an iron bar.
"Wife, maybe it's made of iron?"
"Originally, because it had spirit power, it was relatively soft."
"Now that the spirit power has disappeared, it has become hard."
Tang San speculated.
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang was also half-dead with anger.
He violently threw the Haotian Grass in his hand away.
"How about we eat a hammer?"
Tang San slowly said.
He opened his right hand.
The Blue Silver Hammer slowly appeared.
"This is a plant hammer, and that one seems to be a metal grass."
Yu Xiaogang was a bit worried.
"You try first?"
Tang San nodded and took a bite of the Blue Silver Hammer.
With one bite, the already very fragile Blue Silver Hammer was directly bitten off.
"Mmm!"
"It's quite sweet!"
Tang San's eyes widened.
"Let me try,"
Yu Xiaogang was also very hungry, so he took a bite.
Indeed, the taste was good.
"It's quite juicy!"
The two of them, one bite after another, ate the Blue Silver Hammer completely clean.
Tang San suddenly asked a question.
"Wife, so is it possible that the Blue Silver Hammer is actually a food system Spirit?"
Yu Xiaogang instantly froze.
Could it be that the direction he had guided Tang San in all these years was wrong?
"Impossible, impossible,"
Yu Xiaogang hurriedly denied it. No matter what, he couldn't confirm it.
Otherwise, his title of Grandmaster of theories would be gone.
"You obtained offensive Spirit Abilities, how could it be a food system Spirit?"
Tang San also nodded in agreement.
"Wife, it seems we don't have any meat to eat,"
"Since the Blue Silver Hammer is edible, then is Luo San Pao also edible?"
Luo San Pao: ???
Yu Xiaogang instantly realized.
"That's right, Luo San Pao is also a Spirit. If we eat Luo San Pao, then Luo San Pao can reappear."
"And Luo San Pao is so fat, he's all meat."
"Come out, Luo San Pao!"
Yu Xiaogang formed a hand seal.
A purple light transformed into Luo San Pao's appearance.
As soon as Luo San Pao appeared, he noticed Tang San and Yu Xiaogang staring at him with evil gazes.
Luo San Pao swallowed his saliva, feeling a bit undecided.
"San Pao, stand still."
Yu Xiaogang's command fell.
Luo San Pao immediately became obedient and still.
Tang San immediately picked up the still-present and very hard Haotian Grass and poked it towards Luo San Pao.
He poked his most vulnerable part,
his chrysanthemum.
With one poke of the grass,
two extremely loud screams instantly echoed in the room.
"Ah!"
"Ah!"
One was Luo San Pao, and the other was Yu Xiaogang.
Tang San was very puzzled at this moment.
"Wife, why are you screaming!"
"I didn't poke you."
Yu Xiaogang was seen holding his butt with both hands, his face contorted in pain.
"I just remembered,"
"The Spirit and the Spirit Master are one. If you poke him, it's like poking me. If you kill him, it's like killing me."
Tang San also reacted.
He violently pulled out the Haotian Grass in his hand again.
"Ah!"
"Ah!"
Two more screams rang out. Yu Xiaogang hurriedly recalled Luo San Pao into his body.
His staggering steps finally allowed him to lie down on the bed.
Although no one attacked him,
his butt was already stained with red blood at this moment.
"Wife, are you alright, wife!"
"Let me see,"
Tang San pulled down Yu Xiaogang's pants.
It was beyond miserable.
In the dining hall on the other side,
after breakfast, Flender still put four steamed buns on a plate, preparing to send them to Yu Xiaogang and Tang San.
As for going to Soto City or buying something to eat from the villagers, that was absolutely impossible.
That was absolutely impossible, they had no money at all.
He was also very clear that Tang San and Yu Xiaogang were now penniless.
They were completely broke,
After all, he and Yu Xiaogang had gone to the Yichun Brothel together to redeem Tang San.
Yu Xiaogang had almost pawned even his underwear to them.
Yu Xiaogang was also a very proud person.
He knew very well,
that even if he had nothing to eat, he wouldn't be embarrassed to come back.
He was probably holed up in the dormitory now.
And just as Flender, carrying the four steamed buns, pushed open the dormitory door of Tang San and Yu Xiaogang,
he instantly froze.
The plate, along with the steamed buns, clattered to the floor.
"Tang San, you…"
"I know you two have a normal relationship,"
"But…"
"Don't be too rough."
"You need to take it easy…"
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang was lying on the bed, his chrysanthemum bleeding profusely.
Tang San was kneeling on the bed.
Considering their relationship, the scene of the accident was too clear.
Flender still remembered what happened last night.
Zhao Wuji was miserable, but not to this extent.
The blood flowing,
those who knew it was Tang San who poked him,
those who didn't would have thought he was stabbed with a knife.
"Dean, we didn't,"
Tang San quickly explained a few words.
"Grandmaster's injury was from being poked."
Flender nodded.
"Of course, I know he was poked. You don't need to explain."
"If he wasn't poked, how else could he have been injured?"
He slowly bent down, picked up the steamed buns and plate, and retreated.
"You two continue,"
"Take care of yourselves,"
"I won't disturb you. If you're hungry, go to the dining hall to eat. I'll ask Teacher Shao to save food for you."
"Oh, right, although you haven't enrolled yet, if you eat here, you'll have to pay tuition."
Then Flender no longer lingered, closed the door, and left.
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were stunned.
Tang San rigidly spoke,
"Wife, what should we do…"
"We've been misunderstood…"
Yu Xiaogang sighed.
"Let them misunderstand,"
"Anyway, our relationship is like this,"
"Sooner or later, there would be a day like this, and Flender already knows."
Although he wanted to prove himself, he wasn't the kind of person who would get flustered and explain to others.
Tang San was also like this.
The two of them, being able to enter the same door, were the same kind of people.
"First, stop the bleeding, then Little San, you go to the dining hall and get some food."
"Just make do with it for now."
"Just eating the Blue Silver Hammer isn't a solution."
Tang San nodded, only able to thicken his skin and go to the dining hall to get some food.
Yu Xiaogang ate with great relish.
Delicious, too delicious.
"Alright, Little San, you should prepare to follow Flender and the others for classes first."
"This shouldn't be a problem. Just ask him,"
"Ask him to give you another chance to enroll."