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Chapter 79 - Chapter 79: Luo San Pao Has Two Openings; If He Can't Fart, He'll Open His Mouth Instead.

Tang San's eyes were wide, his whole body trembling with absolute pleasure!

Dai Mubai saw this and murmured, "Is Tang San's occupational disease acting up again?"

"No, it doesn't look like it. This seems to be his most genuine feeling!"

The Shrek Academy members covered their eyes, unable to bear watching.

At this moment, the audience on the Soul Arena also began to comment.

"This Iron Silver Spear is a good weapon, but can this weapon still be used?"

"Hiss, that's a soul-searching question!"

Wang Bing, however, didn't think there was anything wrong.

Can't it be used?

It could be used extremely well!

This was enchanted!

A spear with shit on it, whoever it pierces dies!

"But what's with Hammer Grass Unparalleled's cry?"

"Why does he look like he's enjoying it?"

"Holy crap, what is Hammer Grass Unparalleled doing?!"

"He seems to be... wiggling?"

Originally, Wang Bing didn't feel anything.

But seeing this, he suddenly felt disgusted.

"What are you doing with my Spirit, satisfying your little hobby?!"

Wang Bing gnashed his teeth and cursed at Tang San.

"You're a real beast!"

At this moment, Tang San finally reacted.

He was still battling on the Soul Arena, and his wife was right beside him. It was fine to do such things, but how could he do it right next to his wife?

This was too stimulating!

[Tang San quickly grabbed the Iron Silver Spear with both hands, preparing to pull it out...]

Ye Fan chuckled when he saw this plotline. This was easy to change.

"Change 'pull out' to 'stuff in'!"

[Tang San quickly grabbed the Iron Silver Spear with both hands, preparing to stuff it in...]

Tang San grabbed the Iron Silver Spear with both hands behind him, then forcefully pushed it in.

"Awooo!"

Tang San howled excitedly.

Wang Bing suddenly felt a force coming from the Iron Silver Spear in his hand.

The person in front of him was actually trying to snatch his Spirit!

"What the heck!"

Wang Bing had never experienced such a thing in his life. He was always the one to disgust others, but today he was being disgusted!

He exerted force with both hands and pulled outwards fiercely.

Tang San also exerted force with both hands, even using his Mysterious Jade Hand. His hands turned the color of white jade as he continuously applied pressure.

"Don't pull, don't pull!"

Tang San urgently shouted at Wang Bing.

"Stuff it in."

"Don't pull it out!"

"Wait a little longer."

"Wait a little longer, I want to enjoy it for a bit more."

...

Wang Bing's head was really about to explode.

The audience members also widened their eyes.

"Holy crap!"

"Is this something a human can do? I just heard someone say this is an occupational habit. I wonder what profession Hammer Grass Unparalleled had before, to have such a habit."

"There are talents among Spirit Masters!"

"Oh my, this Hammer Grass Unparalleled is truly amazing. Is this something a human can do?"

"He's really shameless, displaying it in public."

"Hammer Grass Unparalleled,"

"Take off your mask, let me see what you look like. We have 100,000 spectators here to boost your performance."

"We'll definitely make you the top courtesan of the Yichun Brothel!"

Hearing the shouts from the audience outside, Tang San couldn't help but recall his past experience at the Yichun Brothel.

You want to boost my performance?

I'm already the top courtesan; you wouldn't see me even if you queued until next year.

Dai Mubai was also a bit embarrassed at this moment. He had just accidentally said "occupational habit" and it was overheard, but he hadn't heard the name Tang San.

On the other side, Jiang Liu also rushed towards Luo San Pao.

Luo San Pao's huge body was quite intimidating, but unfortunately, it was just a paper shell.

Jiang Liu's second spirit ring flashed, and his Three-Point Double-Edged Blade quickly slashed forward.

There was no damage, but his body moved forward a large distance.

This was his second Spirit Ability, Three-Stage Slash, which could be used three times consecutively for three displacements, and at the same time, generate a shield on his body to resist damage.

His second spirit ring flashed again, used again.

After three consecutive uses, Jiang Liu came to Luo San Pao's back along the edge.

With the same treatment, the Three-Point Double-Edged Blade stabbed directly into Luo San Pao's butt, the tip piercing in.

"Luo!"

"Luo!"

"Luo!"

Luo San Pao screamed frantically.

Without Ye Fan's modifications, the pain was truly excruciating, almost killing him.

Yu Xiaogang, who was one with his Spirit, also felt the pain, and his suffering was even more intense!

At this moment, he couldn't hold back.

This fart had to be released!

Otherwise, he would die of pain.

"Second Spirit Ability,"

"Fart like smoke, hypnotizing Luo San Pao to sleep!"

Yu Xiaogang's second spirit ring quickly flew out and directly enveloped Luo San Pao's body.

"Luo!"

Luo San Pao howled in agony, his body rapidly beginning to swell.

At the same time, his pain was greatly alleviated.

As for why, saying it would not pass censorship.

A yellow gas quickly began to spread outwards from Luo San Pao's butt.

"The plan actually failed!"

Jiang Liu gritted his teeth, fiercely pulled out the Three-Point Double-Edged Blade, and then, with a reverse grip, stabbed it back in with the tail end.

This time, it was finally sealed tightly.

His experience from eight consecutive victories could be said to be quite ample.

The farts inside Luo San Pao couldn't get out for a while, so he started spewing them wildly from his mouth.

Since they couldn't go down, they started going up.

The dizzying stench quickly began to spread.

Jiang Liu saw this and immediately felt that something was wrong.

There was still another opening!

One was blocked, but there was another.

Now, instead of farting, he was exhaling gas!

Manager Ao, seeing this, gritted his molars even harder.

Good, good, playing like this!

What a wonderful Soul Battle!

Why aren't you two using your Martial Soul Fusion Skill yet?!

Jiang Liu also knew at this point that blocking it wouldn't work; he could only keep attacking.

He fiercely pulled out the Three-Point Double-Edged Blade.

"Luo!"

Yu Xiaogang and Luo San Pao howled simultaneously.

"Ah, that feels good!"

"Good pull!"

"Clear!"

Yu Xiaogang's face showed a look of satisfaction.

Immediately after, he suddenly realized something was terribly wrong, and he reached into his pants pocket.

Oh no,

He had soiled his pants.

No wonder it felt so clear just now!

Tang San and Wang Bing were also in an extremely tense tug-of-war.

Wang Bing couldn't help but marvel at how strong Hammer Grass Unparalleled's hands were.

No matter how hard he pulled, there was only one outcome:

He couldn't get it back!

He gritted his teeth and kicked Tang San in the butt,

hoping to use the recoil to retrieve his Spirit, the Iron Silver Spear.

[Wang Bing kicked out, Tang San stumbled, the Iron Silver Spear was flung out, and he staggered forward a few steps before finally steadying himself.]

Ye Fan chuckled sinisterly twice in his mind. Watch me revise this.

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