1 more year has passed
I'm 2 years old now. my name is klaus yeager and I'm probably the stepson of Carla and Grisha from my basic understanding.
It still feels weird to be in conscious to be in body of 2 year old but at the same time I have a chance,a opportunity to something better in this life.
As We both suckling from tities I keep thinking about what to do in this situation? It's basically fight or flight
From what I remember the tragedy is going to hit in 8 years when collosal titan breaks in shiganshina district. It feels funny I only have 8 years to face the reality of situation. It was very horrifying in anime.Wonder how terrifying it will be in real life.
I know the spoilers of the show yet I'm a witness of this situation. only grim reality is I have to accept the situation and move on. It's not like they are going to listen to a kid. Even eren couldn't do it when he tried convincing hannes that walls could be destroyed.
Since I'm just do 2 year old I can suck milk,run around,walk and climb and make home dirty but wait I can run?
Running is a good cardio that improves heart rate,endurance and overall fitness. I should also help eren with this since he was a bit weaker when she joined the cadet
"CAWCH ME"
An Classic game of tag.I run as fast as I from him to start our mini cardio workout session
Eren understood what I wanted to convey and run towards me as fast as he can
We run around the whole house till we get tired,sometimes I get caught by him other time I try to catch him
By doing this one activity i realised one thing that maybe I just had to do one thing right.
Maybe just focus on the today
no focus on this moment
no focus on this second
FOCUS ON THIS MINI SECOND
As our bodies got tired,we also stated eating a lot of food.As the days passed by our endurance did got higher. First we could run upto 30 minutes but then we only were just starting but now we can run upto 60 minutes without stopping.
Also not only my endurance increased but also my understanding of present moment. I remeber this dialogue from a movie
"Where do you live sir"
"I live in present moment"
At first I thought it was a cringy dialogue but i think of it very differently. This dialogue is the witness of my current actions.
Anyways now that I wonder do I not have any type of "system".
A purple colour squared display appeared in front me. So every single one of my cell agress I'm stupid? Sigh.. so I did have a system but I need not ask for it. Well system is essentially a cheat system anyways
"Status Screen"
Name:Klaus Yeager
Level:1 [Newbie]
Strength:1
Agility:1.5
Intelligence:0
Experience:2
Overall:Retard
This system is testing my patience. Can I check other people's status and other features? Well Maybe I think to level up for to know more.
System show me my skills
Title:Mothersucker King
Skill:Boob Sucking [Level 1]
Hmmm.... I just don't know what to say I mean you could have just said I have no skills but this shit?
This system is as corny as I am. Match made in Gutter. System what's the point of milk sucking and why it is level 1
"It gives pleasure to.."
Okay I don't need to know the details. I'm not interested in giving pleasure to anymore at this point but again this kind of dynamic system might be someone's dream so I'll use it when I'll actually want to enjoy.
"System give me some quests/missions to boost my physical body"
[Mission: 100 Situps
Reward: Strength: +1 | Experience: +1
Failure: 300 Situps
Time:1 Day]
Fifty shitty situps seems easy but the punishment seems also reasonable but hard but again reasonable. I should start my mission right now.
[Additional Mission: 4 times Breastsucking
Reward:Boobs sucking [level 2]
Experience: + 0.5
Punishment:500 Situps]
Huh? Are u serious right now? What kind of sicko made this system. Well I'm not sure if I can handle the punishments.
Sigh.. I'll do it it's not like I can avoid breastfeeding normally too so I guess I'll just do it for now but seriously I need to focus on my sits ups now.
My Perverted system is kinda right. I need strength in my core body. I lie on my back with my knees and feet normally then I try to lift my body but it's really different. I never thought lifting my body would be this hard.
I again try to lift my body up but no results.
"FXUK"
I'm done how am I supposed to do situps while being a weak baby. First let's try to do 1 situp and let's see if system counts it or not.
I lie on my body again on the bed, I make sure I'm in comfortable position where I can use all of my power to let my body go to sitting position.
I make sure my knees are in bent properly and my feet are flat on the bed. I try to use all of my power to to pull my upper body till I'm sitting at upright position but it's of no use but I'm close atleast.
System how many situps I've done
[Situps Completed: "1"]
This is going to be long night for me.