[Fairy Tale Princess - Platinum Trait]
All animals naturally adore you. In times of danger, nearby animals will attempt to aid or warn you. You can make simple requests of animals, which they will understand and attempt to fulfill to the best of their ability.
"What. The. FUCK?!" I stared at the description in horror, my jaw dropping open. The stark contrast between my self-image and this trait was so absurd it was almost physically painful. "Are you kidding me, Apollo?! I'm building a scumbag empire, not opening a petting zoo! What am I supposed to do with this? Lead a fucking animal parade through New Vein Academy?"
Apollo was literally rolling in the air, clutching his stomach with laughter. His tiny body convulsed with mirth, and tears of pure golden light streamed from his eyes, evaporating before they could reach the floor. His laughter had a strange, multi-layered quality, as if multiple versions of him were laughing simultaneously across different dimensions.
