The wheel spun.
Golden light danced across my retinas as the symbols blurred together into an incomprehensible mess. I leaned forward like some degenerate at a pachinko parlor, heart hammering against my still-tender ribs.
[Pull 1/5]
The wheel slowed. The golden glow dimmed to a disappointing bronze.
[COMMON ITEM ACQUIRED: Bag of Infinite Fertilizer]
A burlap sack that never empties. Makes plants grow 10% faster. Warning: Smells like concentrated cow pasture.
"You've got to be kidding me."
"Ooh, a bag of magical poop. How... fragrant." Nel's voice dripped with barely concealed amusement.
I pinched the bridge of my nose. Five hundred SP. I'd spent five hundred SP on this banner, and my first pull was literal crap. "Next."
[Pull 2/5]
The wheel spun again. Bronze glow.
[COMMON SKILL ACQUIRED: Squirrel Speak]
You can now understand the language of squirrels. Be warned: they are extremely judgmental and hold grudges.
"What possible use could this have?" I demanded.
