The next morning, I went to the bank to open a new account, something completely out of reach from my Davenport family.
I placed a one-hundred-dollar deposit as the starting balance, though my mind kept circling around one worry: if I ever received money from the system, how was I supposed to report it on my taxes?
If I didn't report the source, I could very well end up in prison for tax evasion.
[You don't need to worry about that, Host. Any funds you receive from the system will automatically be marked as legal income, fully compliant with tax regulations in this country.]
I blinked, stunned. "What? You're telling me you've already thought about taxes?"
[Of course. Even a supernatural system knows that nothing is scarier than the IRS.]
Once I stepped out of the bank, I couldn't help but ask again, "Then, where exactly will your funds be recorded as coming from?"