Man.
Some of these quests the system kept spitting out were absolutely unhinged.
Have sex with a woman on top of a rooftop? The hell was I, Spider-Man with a hard-on?
Get a blowjob from five women at once? Yeah right. I didn't even know five women in my whole goddamn life.
These quests weren't just ambitious—they were impossible for a guy like me. But impossible or not, the reward numbers beside them made my cock twitch with hunger. Points. Bonuses. Upgrades. Everything I needed was locked behind shit I'd never even dreamed about.
I wiped the fog off the mirror in the bathroom later that night and froze.
Well, well, well.
The reflection staring back at me wasn't the same tired loser who used to jerk off at three in the morning with stale tissues. Something had changed. Something was sharper.
