Lin Chen activated his Divination Technique, his fingers flying across his palm. Suddenly, he discovered that Catwoman's future was a void of darkness, only glimpses of the immediate future were visible.
What's going on? First time I've encountered this situation!
He saw himself in Catwoman's future. Could it be that futures related to me are all shrouded in darkness?
He then glanced at Harley Quinn. Hey, sure enough, the same.
Catwoman was displeased. You're doing a reading, so just read me! What's with the look at Harley?!
"Stupid Taoist, can you even do it?!"
"How could a man possibly not be able to do it?" Lin Chen chuckled. "The distant future is unknown, but if you don't run now, you'll be meeting me soon."
"What do you mean? Where are you?"
Arkham Asylum
Catwoman was startled. "You mean someone's coming to get me?"
"Smart. Batman's already lurking on the wall, eavesdropping!"
"Damn it, why didn't you say so earlier!" Catwoman leaped up.
Smash! The glass window shattered as Batman burst in.
He was holding a brick, his face filled with fury. "Catwoman, who the hell used a brick to knock me out and rob me last night!"
"I don't know what you're talking about. I was at home watching a livestream last night, didn't go anywhere," Catwoman said, while observing her escape routes.
"Don't let me find him!" Batman touched the back of his head, which still ached slightly.
The live stream exploded.
"Holy crap, that's Batman! Is that not cosplay?!"
"The pretty lady is actually Catwoman?!"
"You were born a beauty, yet you chose to be a thief. I'll steal electric bikes to support you!"
"My dreams are shattered. What a shame about the pretty lady."
"With that figure and face, forget about being a thief, I wouldn't even let a zombie go."
"You're awesome, upstairs."
"Batman is also handsome, but he seems to have a bit of a beer belly. Not as good as the Daoist's physique, not as handsome as the Daoist."
"I'm on Team Taoist and Batman. They look great together; I've already planned their novel."
"Holy crap, the person above is definitely a fujoshi [腐女] with a bomber attitude."
Lin Chen spoke to the camera, "Hello there, Batman."
Batman picked up his phone and sighed, "As Catwoman, a top-tier master thief, it's truly decadent to be addicted to watching livestreams."
"Isn't it just because he's a handsome guy? Who isn't like that?"
Lin Chen was displeased, "Mr. Batman, did you just say you got hit with a brick?"
"Did I say that?!" Batman quickly denied it; he also had his pride.
"My tens of thousands of viewers here can testify, you definitely said it, and the brick is still in your hand."
Batman threw away the brick. "Who put this brick in my hand?!"
"Just accept it, you're a laughingstock."
"Yeah, the so-called ceiling of combat, taken down by a single brick."
"Embarrassing!"
"Extra rations today!" Victor, the bald man sent by Penguin to monitor Lin Chen, almost died laughing. This news had to be shared with all the criminals.
Batman saw all sorts of messages in the comments and almost lost it. This news really couldn't be covered up, especially since he was the one who exposed himself.
Lin Chen shook his head solemnly, "I sympathize with you, but this is a live broadcast, there's nothing I can do."
Catwoman seized the opportunity to escape. Batman shook his head, closed the live stream, and went after her.
The comments started flooding in.
"Taoist, is Catwoman in danger?"
"My values are so messed up, I actually hope the lady gets away."
"Same as above!"
"Me too!"
"Am I the only one on Batman's side? He's my idol."
"Actually, the one who hit him with the brick did a good job. Didn't send him to the police. Heard the reward is enough to retire on."
"Damn, the thugs downstairs already have a brick each, setting off firecrackers to celebrate!"
"Batman really took an L this time, it's hard to even describe."
Lin Chen chuckled. "Alright everyone, Catwoman should be fine, no need to worry."
"That's it for the divination today. I'm going to make some barbecue for Harley now. Do you guys want to watch? If not, I'll close the stream."
"Yes, of course we want to watch!"
"We can't see Catwoman and Batman, but we can still watch the Taoist priest and Harley."
"I think the Taoist priest is even hotter."
Lin Chen ignored the comments and started to prepare the beef and mutton that Dr. Sharp had sent over.
After about half an hour, the skewers of beef and mutton, radiating a tempting aroma, were ready.
Harley kept swallowing, she took the meat skewers Lin Chen handed her and quickly ate them, regardless of the temperature.
"Waaaaah! It's so delicious! But it's so spicy," Harley's tears were streaming out from the spice.
"The yin energy is too heavy at night, we'll feel cold. Eating something spicy is good," Lin Chen also started eating.
"Taoist, you're so good at making things, is there anything you can't do?"
"A lot of things. For example, throwing tantrums, bullying men and women, I can't do those."
"You're so bad, Taoist!"
The two chatted, one sentence at a time. Lin Chen occasionally told a few jokes, and Harley occasionally let out a tinkling laugh.
The comments were filled with admiration,
"Hey, this is what love looks like!"
"The sour smell of love, I'll take this dog food!"
"It reminds me of my first love, even though she weighs 150 pounds now!"
"Looking at other people's girlfriends, then looking at mine, it's heartbreaking. I really want to burn her tires with a cigarette."
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