Winter of 2025.
Europe.
Płock, Poland.
Boring, dull, straight but beautiful-
This place was nothing more than that for Seth.
Why ?
Because after a certain time Seth realized that the world had lost its color.
Now everything was cold and felt like was being viewed form a 2000s filter, maybe color was still there but not the shine.
Seth's face had started hurting from smiling 24/7, something that brought him joy a smile that used to be precious now give to everyone from strangers in bus to lousy bosses, had lost its charm now all it made him fell was just weight on his face.
But something twisted had begun.
Today. This very day. This very moment.
A rare smile could be seen on Seth's now dehydrated face.
"ZIHAHAHAHAH..ugggh..uh!"
"That Stanly cup ain't got shite on me, I'm on top of the world uuhuuuu! "
Seth had unknowingly locked in while 'fighting' with a white girl sipping a Stanly on the stair master.
Usually adhering to 'not my dog not my problem' mentality like a certain admiral preaching about his lazy justice, Seth had rarely got into trouble with others on mundane matters but he did have his share of 2am ~too drunk to walk but too stubborn to admit bar fights though.
Today some primal urge or an untold madness had griped him by the balls and made him work for hours on the stair master till either he or Stanly(yes he named the gal Stanly) dropped dead.
Some may find this absurd, stupid and batshite crazy to go full on might guy on a work out but Seth found it some what romantic, to work till death did them apart. Most high school relations had gone full circle with people finding true love again by the time Seth was done with the stair master.
"Uf... that's weird where did she go?"
Seeing no sign of Stanly or any other member Seth did his final victory dance and left the jim.
"Back to normal life ig."
With adrenalin wearing off Seth reached the parking where his beloved and trusted Toyota Yaris was being rear ended by white girl with blond hair sipping a Stanly, driving a white G wagon.
"Damn unlucky guy, don't know what he did but he doesn't know toad sage 'rule 32/420 for bachelor or still pro-active men' : never mess with a white girl with blond hair and a huge rack after working hours or before her wine-time."
"....."
".no.."
"..uh."
In times of great stress, grief or emotional turmoil human brain before snapping goes through various stages of denial, anger, avoidance, lying, depression, guilt, rage and finally-
"ZIHAHAHAHAHAHAH...AHahAHAHAH..AahahAHAHAHA!!"
Laughter so mad so loud that it could be heard from 2 blocks back had started.
The G wagon reversed, changed gears and gave a rev signaling it was about go unharmed and victorious. The score was now changed -
Seth :1:: Stanly :1;)
In the bleak black winter all that Seth could see was red... and a pink cycle.
"Let the games begin Stanly!"
"I like DC more anyway."
The G wagon VS pink cycle chase was on, stay tuned for the next episode of drago... UNRAVEL;)