Soft static transitions to bustling noises inside Hololive HQ — papers rustling, idols chatting, keyboards clacking.
A-chan (over speakers): "Attention everyone! Managers, staff members, and finally, our idols! Get to Floor 1 immediately! Today's a special day… THE HUMAN-ANIMAL HYBRID DAY!!"
Yukio (internally): For the first time, genuinely confused."Huh?"
Quick cut – dozens of Hololive talents rush down hallways; the camera pans into a massive, brightly lit event hall filled with animal-human hybrids laughing, chatting, and eating.
Unknown Announcer (echoing through the mic): "We've waited for this day for so long! The most awaited day for all of us! Today… we EAT, we PLAY, and we HAVE FUN!"
Crowd cheers. Confetti bursts. Yukio stands still, utterly unmoved.
Yukio:Deadpan whisper to A-chan "Why am I even here?"
A-chan: Cheerfully slaps Yukio's back "So you won't be disrespectful! Some of our idols are hybrids too, remember?"
Yukio: Expression blank "Right. Wonderful."
Cut – chaos erupts as a HORSE GIRL crashes into a wall right beside him.
Teio: "Ow..! That wall came out of nowhere!" She rubs her head, dazed.
Yukio: Calmly kneels beside her. "You were lucky. The wrong angle might've killed you."
Teio: Springs up, smiling brightly. "Eh? Don't worry! This was nothing for me! I'm Tokai Teio — Team Rigil's fastest runner!"
Yukio (internally): "Careless. I see."
Teio: Grinning "Oh! Look! Over there is the other team — Team Spica!"
Camera pans across to Team Spica — lively, colorful chaos. Hololive talents and Umas start talking, laughter and confusion blending together.
Pekora (from the background): "Eh?! Yukio?! You've made a friend by yourself?!"
Yukio: Under his breath "... You serious?"
Quick chaotic montage — Pekora arguing with an Uma, Marine recording everything, Aqua hiding behind Subaru, A-chan trying to keep order. Total pandemonium.
Narrator (calm but dramatic): "Two worlds… collide. And one man's peace of mind will never be the same again."
Cut – Trainer Okino enters the frame, watching A-chan talk with the idols. His face lights up with curiosity.
Trainer Okino (internally): "She's… beautiful… and totally my type."
He walks up to Yukio awkwardly.
Trainer Okino: "I have a request, Yukio. I want to switch roles with you… just for a while."
Yukio: Looks around at the chaos, exhausted. "Fine."
Trainer Okino: "Seven weeks."
Yukio: Sighs, deadpan."Why not just say two months?"
Cut to dramatic montage — Yukio trying to manage Umas and idols at once; Pekora pranking Teio; A-chan lecturing someone; Yukio standing in the background with an unreadable face.
Narrator: "In a world where idols meet horse girls… and chaos meets composure… only one man can keep it together."
Final shot – Yukio walking up the hill to Tracen Academy, sunset glowing behind him.
Yukio (internally): "I probably won't regret this."
✦ YUKIO'S TEMPORAL WEEKS IN UMAMUSUME: PRETTY DERBY! ✦
Coming Soon — Where Worlds Collide and Sanity Ends!
(Teaser trailer — not final version.)