Sheepbert the sheep fella followed the fucking kid Who was running(and slipping) away from him, but fuck the mud was too thick because of the heavy rain.
"Hey small human shit, i asked a question, are you like human bitch?"
The kid screamed more and more for every word uttered by Sheepbert and now started to actively try to stop him by grabbing and throwing at him corn cobs to the dirty sheep.
"Hmm, food."
Every single cob throwed at Sheepbert was eaten by him with and extreme agility and skill, opening his mouth and extending the deck towards the delicious produce.
Those complex carbs fueled his body and made his walk turn into a steady four legged jog, It would be now only a metter of time to reach the kid.
...
After five minutes of pursuit Sheepbert was finally a meter behind the kid.
"Human shit, can you please answer my question?"
The kid couldn't even listen anymore to the sheep, he was practically exhausted and caked with so much mud he looked like the funny people in a specific period of time in real world history. So, he simply fell and look at the coincidence, right After the croplands ended, falling face down into the mud, with a vast clearing of green Hills in front of him.
Sheepbert exited the corn Field too and kicked with his hoof the kid shoulder.
"I asked if you know about a concept called 'Banana'. I'd like a proper answer."
Then Sheepbert regurgitated all of the corn he ate onto the kid body, he simply ate too much his stomach couldn't handle It.
"Mh...precious calories wasted..."
Pissed at his wasted meal, Sheepbert directed his anger by kicking the kid once again.
"Human fucker."
But suddendly a man walked up to him, he was lanky as shit, with red hair and wearing sandals, a linen shirt and a overall.
"NOOOO, HUGHESCOLIOPSUS! NOOOOO MY CHILD!!!"
He screamed in terror at the sight of his kid, covered in Yellow vomit and Brown mud with a feral looking sheep kicking him.
"SHOOO SHOOO VILE BEAST! LEAVE ME HUGHESCOLIOPSUS ALONE!"
Sheepbert indifferent to the man warning Simply answered.
"No, i asked human retard a question, but he ignored me and started running away and throwing me cobs. He Is the vile Beast and should be sentenced to prison for physical assault for at least sixty weeks.
The ginger man blinked, twice, thrice.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
He pointed at Sheepbert screaming in terror, grabbing his kid and throwing It at him. But the quadruped Simply dodged and the kid hit the ground, emitting a pained sound.
"Hm, you are a Red haired human fucker too, must be the bloodline. By the way, i hoped you could have a conversation."
The man stopped all of his actions and stared at Sheepbert with Wide, incredolous eyes not knowing if he should escape and let his children in the hooves of beast, fight back or Simply...talk to him.
"Mh, you seem milder now, well, let's try this time too."
Sheepbert cleared it's voice and began speaking.
"I'm on a journey to discover the meaning, origin of a concept, Banana."
"B-banana?"
"Yes, banana."
"Banana..."
"Yes, do you perhaps know what Is It and means?"
"No."
"Ah."
