(?: System?? Am I going crazy?)
She tried to touch the purple hologram in front of her but her hand passed through.
[ Hello there Host, I am your simp tycoon system! ( ╹▽╹ ) ]
With absolute bewilderment she continues to try and figure out how this ended up happening.
[ Dear Host, these are your current stats! Please take a look at your status thoroughly (≧▽≦) ]
|•| Name: Lily Valerie |•|
|•| Age: 21 |•|
|•| Personal Wealth: $107.47 |•|
|•| SW: $999,000,000,000,000,000 |•|
|•| Click Here For Physical Stats+ |•|
( Lily: What is all this? How does this thing know how much money I have? What even is Simp Wealth?.. This is all so confusing!)
[ Host please don't panic ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! ]
[ I understand you must be confused so please let me explain your current situation! ]
[ As you can tell I am something you humans call a system! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ Now the reason you're here and have become a woman is also because of me (๑>•̀๑) I know I know no need to thank me (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) I'm just so awesome- ]
Lily looked frustrated and puzzled.
Lily: No need to thank you?! You made me lose my manhood!
She whispered loudly, fearing someone would see her in that situation.
[ No need to worry host ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) let me finish now; as your old world isn't really suitable for your soul I brought you here into a parallel world, not to mention with the system it was really overbearing on your soul and on the verge of tearing apart (ᵕ—ᴗ—) so I switched your soul and the original lily's soul making you both switch bodies ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ ]
Lily: Wait wait, hold on does that mean that the persons whose body I now have is in my body?
[ Mm yes that's right but it's more like I returned you to where you should have been from the start ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ ]
Lily: Are you saying this was meant to be me from the start??
[ Ding ding ding, you are correct! (๑>◡<๑) ]
Lily: How? That doesn't make sense I don't understand what you mean
[ Well to put it in more simple terms, your soul and the original Lily's soul switched places by some sort of error. The higher ups noticed this and decided to grant you and the original lily me the system! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ enough about that though. Now let me explain how the system works! ]
( Lily: Are we just going to walk past that?? )
Lily just sighs in defeat and accepts her situation, as regretful as she feels there's nothing she can do about it but accept that her life wont be the same.
[ Great! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) lets get started, as long as you think in your head about it the system panels will appear ]
( Lily: "System" )
|•| Name: Lily Valerie |•| [ This is your name in this world (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ]
|•| Age: 21 |•| [ Your age here ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) ]
|•| Personal Wealth: $107.47 |•| [ Your Personal money (╥﹏╥) ]
|•| SW: $999,000,000,000,000,000 |•| [ Money you can spend on others ]
|•| Click Here For Physical Stats+ |•| [ If you think about it you'll be taken to the next page where it shows things like your physical fitness things like staminal, strength etc. Next to it is physical attractiveness so things like elegance, posture, facial control. And lastly below all that is Skills! ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ꒳ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾ ]
[ Now host, you need to find someone you can spend money on I will alert you of a potential target whenever you end up interacting with them.]
[ As long as the host has 90% likeability with the target the host will get 10% back of however much money you spent on the target as personal wealth! (๑>•̀๑) ]
Lily: WHAT!?
Her scream echoed, her roommates who were down the hall hearing the scream, slightly concerned lightly jogged to the room.
?1: Is everything okay??
?2: Did you get hurt?
???: Lily are you okay?
[ First Target Found ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) ]
( Lily: You shitty system, why now fuck!.. )