"Hmm, hmph…"
Just as Xiao Wu puffed out her cheeks in frustration, Ling Yun suddenly made a light hum, catching her attention.
Xiao Wu quickly stood up from the stairs, eyes on Ling Yun, and whispered:"Ma… Master…"
Seeing her timid expression, Ling Yun's face showed a teasing look.
He deliberately put on a lecherous expression and winked at Xiao Wu:"Little girl, why are you eating a carrot here? Carrots aren't tasty, and they're not very nutritious.
If you call me uncle, I'll take you to the academy cafeteria to eat lots of delicious food. How about that?"
Ling Yun's lecherous expression closely resembled Bu Le in the original story.
Although the Master usually looked proper, paired with that kind of mischievous expression, he seemed like a perverted man trying to lure a little girl.
Xiao Wu instinctively stepped back a few paces, shaking her little head like a rattle.
"No need, I don't need that. Carrots are delicious—they're my favorite food. Thank you, Master."
After saying this, Xiao Wu immediately turned to leave.
Clearly, Ling Yun's behavior made her uneasy.
Ling Yun grabbed her arm with a teasing smile:"Little girl, do you really not want to go to the cafeteria to eat human food? Later don't tell Da Ming or Er Ming that uncle mistreated you."
Xiao Wu looked back in shock, eyes blank as she stared at Ling Yun.
Finally, she realized and threw herself into Ling Yun's arms:"Brother… you finally came."
Seeing Ling Yun now, Xiao Wu covered her mouth and let out a soft giggle.
"Brother, why didn't you choose a prettier devourer and had to pick this decades-old uncle? I thought you were a perverted uncle just now. You scared me!"
Ling Yun quickly placed a finger on his lips, signaling silence, and whispered:"Little girl, this is the human world—be careful, walls have ears."
Xiao Wu immediately fell silent and allowed Ling Yun to lead her to the cafeteria.
Ling Yun brought Xiao Wu to the second-floor cafeteria, deliberately ordering seven or eight dishes, four of which were carrot-based.
He led her to a private room, and once the waiter brought all the dishes in, he closed the door and activated the Evil God Domain, completely isolating the room from the outside world.
Xiao Wu, being a hundred-thousand-year-old spirit beast, easily sensed the domain and curiously asked:"Brother, is this the Evil God Domain you got from the Bloodline Golden List last time? What does it do?"
Ling Yun stood, scooped some food into a bowl, and placed it in front of Xiao Wu, speaking gently:"That's right. This is the Evil God Domain, enhanced once. It increases my strength and weakens Holy-type Martial Souls and Spirit Beasts.
It isolates perception inside the domain from the outside. No one can detect what happens inside unless I allow it—looking in is impossible."
Xiao Wu sniffed the food, her rabbit ears perking up, and she dug in ravenously.
Anyone who saw her would think this little girl hadn't eaten for days.
Seeing Xiao Wu constantly eating carrots, Ling Yun brought her a roasted chicken leg and put it in her mouth.
Xiao Wu, blocked by the delicious chicken leg, wanted to say she was a spirit beast and would never eat spirit beast meat.
But the enticing aroma made her instinctively bite a piece, and her eyes lit up as if she had discovered a new world.
"Brother, what meat is this? It smells so good, tastes amazing… what if I can't eat it again…"
After lunch, Ling Yun brought the now full Xiao Wu to the staff dormitory.
Xiao Wu curiously inspected the dorm, hopping onto Ling Yun's spot.
"Brother, your dorm is quite big, but the environment isn't as good as our Beast Alliance."
Ling Yun flicked her head gently:"If you hadn't mentioned the Beast Alliance, I'd almost forgotten. How's it now? Have you controlled the ten-thousand-year Spirit Beast area?"
Xiao Wu's head was flicked, her cheeks puffed, but she wasn't really angry.
"Of course it's fully under control. Since you left, taming the other ten-thousand-year-old Spirit Beasts has gone smoothly.
It even seems like those beasts want to join the Beast Alliance themselves. I find it strange—what could have happened to make them so different?"
Xiao Wu's bright eyes were filled with confusion as she looked at Ling Yun.
Ling Yun smiled faintly. It was natural she, Da Ming, and Er Ming didn't understand.
After all, sending human-ranked Douluo experts to manipulate stubborn ten-thousand-year-old Spirit Beasts was entirely his doing.
Those who knew the truth were dead; only he fully understood the situation.
He shrugged, feigning innocence:"I don't know either—maybe we should thank those human-ranked Douluo experts."
"Thank them?" Xiao Wu was even more confused.
Ling Yun nodded firmly:"Of course. If they hadn't pressured those beasts and let them feel the threat of death, even spending ten thousand years wouldn't have unified the entire ten-thousand-year Spirit Beast area.
Now you're in the human world. Only Da Ming and Er Ming manage the Beast Alliance. Hopefully, they handle it well—don't disappoint me."
"Brother, don't worry. Before I came, Er Ming told me to deliver a message—it will manage the Beast Alliance for you."
"That makes me feel relieved. They haven't let me down yet."
Ling Yun nodded, satisfied. Then he remembered something, furrowing his brow.
"What about Da Ming? Isn't it managing things?"
Xiao Wu covered her mouth, stifling laughter at something funny.
"Brother, do you remember the fifty-eight-thousand-year-old Nine Venom Shadow-Scale Python?"
Ling Yun nodded without hesitation."Of course. That one joined the Beast Alliance early and seems to worship Da Ming… why?"
"I've given you hints this obvious and you still don't get it? Brother, you really are a straight man."
Xiao Wu rolled her eyes, exasperated that Ling Yun didn't catch on.
"???" Ling Yun was baffled. A moment later, he twitched his lips.
"Could it be… Da Ming and the fifty-eight-thousand-year-old Nine Venom Shadow-Scale Python are in love?"
"That's right. Soon after you left, it began pursuing Da Ming relentlessly. At first, Da Ming refused, but it wouldn't give up… and eventually, Da Ming quickly gave in…" Xiao Wu nodded confidently.
"Wha—what???"
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