[External Soul Bone · Eight Spider Lances detected. Final potential: Super Divine Artifact level!]
[Equivalent value: 1,500,000 Mood Points!]
[Consume 1,000,000 Mood Points to activate the eye-based External Soul Bone!]
Well, well!
Zhuge Lan exclaimed, "Well, well!"
He activated an External Soul Bone, and not only did he not spend anything, but the system even gave him a refund of 500,000 Mood Points?
Where could he find such a conscientious system! But there was a question. System, the Eight Spider Lances I sacrificed, how did it activate the eye-based External Soul Bone?
[The Host did not specify the activation location. The eye-based External Soul Bone was detected to be more compatible with the Host, thus activating at this location!]
Considerate!
太贴心了!
Zhuge Lan wanted to see how this worked.
[Increase Soul Bone Age]:10 Mood Points/year; "Demon Eye":Enhances willpower, with Soul Bone Skill!; ——Soul Bone Skill·Weakness Deprivation Technique:Those who cannot become strong do not deserve power. Randomly separates one ability from a target in labor and expels it!; ——Evolution Condition:After devouring the ability birthed by the target, the remaining energy will be converted into a certain number of years!; ——100-Year Quality, only effective below the Great Soul Master level!;
Zhuge Lan: (V) Woah, woah, woah!
This Soul Bone Skill, how did it get linked up?! Left eye pregnancy gaze, right eye embryo gaze?!
Previously it was a simulation of childbirth, and now it's the real thing?!
Compatible!
So compatible!
After a brief pause.
Zhuge Lan couldn't wait. 'System, what can the Weakness Deprivation Technique strip away?'
[Martial Soul, Soul Power, Soul Ring, Soul Bone, Self-Created Soul Skill, knowledge, memories, lifespan.]
Anything they have, can be stripped, right?
Excellent!
He had already thought of multiple ways to torment people.
For example, right now…
Zhuge Lan looked at Tang San, a malicious glint in his eyes.
He had a bold idea!
——If a man were to give birth, which "passage" would it come out of?
Would it burst out the front?
Or explode from the back?
Or maybe be vomited out?
Want to see!
Super, super want to see!
Zhuge Lan was already itching to try.
A rustling sound came from behind.
'Prey has arrived!'
He didn't bother with the details, and after activating the Sage's Eye, he quickly muttered the soul incantation.
A quick scope shot.
Intense golden light poured out, enveloping the apprehensive Xiao Wu.
[Mood Points +9999]
Xiao Wu was stunned!
Why does this guy go all out the moment he sees me?
Looking at her gradually swelling belly, she, a veteran of this situation, expertly sat down on the ground and then tore off her sleeve to stuff it in her mouth.
She glared fiercely at Zhuge Lan.
[Mood Points +4444]
A few seconds later.
"Mmm, mmm—"
The pain of childbirth struck, making her tremble.
[Mood Points +9595]
Zhuge Lan blinked.
Oh, this... He had thought it was some kind of Soul Beast, coming to him to be used as a test subject.
He hadn't expected... Although it was also a Soul Beast, he knew this one.
So, it was a little awkward.
Watching Xiao Wu writhe in pain, she didn't even want to cry out.
Then he glanced behind her.
Didn't want to disturb Tang San, huh?
Xiao Wu's love for Tang San could be called the epitome of a love-struck person.
There was room to work with that.
Zhuge Lan coughed and said,
"Actually, I have another method that can end the childbirth experience immediately."
"It'll be a bit more painful, but it'll definitely be short."
"If you're worried about bothering Xiao San, you can give it a try."
[Mood Points +6666]
Xiao Wu nodded repeatedly, signaling Zhuge Lan to hurry.
Better a short, sharp shock! I'll go for it!
Hook, line, and sinker!
Zhuge Lan first set the External Soul Bone, the Demon Eye, to a 1000-year lifespan.
Effective on those below the Soul Elder level.
Let's get started!
Silver light exploded from the Demon Eye. He instinctively chanted the Soul Mantra—
"What is strength?"
"What is weakness?"
"Feel the sorrow of the weak!"
"Weakness Deprivation Technique!"
Silver light transformed into a small sun, bathing Xiao Wu and Tang San.
Tang San was unaffected.
However, Xiao Wu, who was in labor, stiffened.
She shivered even more violently! ——A terrifying pain, like a tsunami, condensed into a ball and violently slammed into her abdomen! [Mood Points +9595]
[Mood Points +9595]
[Mood Points +9595]
[Mood Points +9595]
She couldn't take it!
She really couldn't take it! The excruciating pain shifted from her abdomen, gradually moving downwards.
It squeezed its way in. Xiao Wu tried to resist.
But it was just like when you had diarrhea and needed to fart – she couldn't hold it back! She really couldn't hold it back!
"Don't fight it," Zhuge Lan reminded her. "If you keep holding it in, it won't disappear, even after an hour."
Xiao Wu: (д;) [Mood Points +9595]
She glared at Zhuge Lan in fury, "What are you even doing?!" Zhuge Lan looked completely innocent.
"I told you, there would be a short, intense burst of pain. You agreed."
Xiao Wu: "…"
You didn't say it would be like this!
"Cough, cough, cough—"
Tang San's violent coughing made Xiao Wu tense up! It seemed the commotion was affecting his Soul Ring absorption.
Since this was the situation, Xiao Wu resigned herself to it, lying down as a tear rolled down her cheek.
How did it end up like this?
She didn't understand.
[Mood Points +15555]
Zhuge Lan saw that Xiao Wu looked utterly dejected, and then he glanced at Tang San, who was absorbed in absorbing the soul ring.
His heart skipped a beat.
He thought of a brilliant move: to "guide" Xiao Wu's delivery right in front of Tang San!
"Don't just lie there!"
Zhuge Lan raised his voice and shouted—
"Spread your legs, push hard!"
"It's just like taking a dump, just push it out, it's very simple!"
[Mood Points +19999]
Xiao Wu cautiously glanced at Tang San first.
He frowned even deeper.
Then, he glared at Zhuge Lan, asking, "What are you doing?"
"Yes! That's it!" Zhuge Lan affirmed. "Maintain this anger, and put some effort into your lower body!"
[Mood Points +9999]
Xiao Wu didn't cooperate and continued to glare at Zhuge Lan.
Can't you just shut up?
But... Zhuge Lan seemed to "misunderstand" something.
"What are you looking at me for?" Zhuge Lan speculated. "Are you unable to exert force? How about I help you with the delivery?"
He rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Xiao Wu.
"Although I haven't tried it before."
"But I'll do my best."
"It's just that my hands are big, so you'll have to bear with it when I go in."
Xiao Wu: (ΩДΩ) [Mood Points +22222]
Pervert!
Get out of here!
Xiao Wu shook her head furiously at Zhuge Lan, and as he had just said, she lifted her legs and spread them apart, straining.
Fearing that Zhuge Lan would really come over and help her give birth!
—Then she really wouldn't be able to face Tang San.
Zhuge Lan stifled a laugh, not moving any closer.
He didn't know how far along Xiao Wu and Tang San had gone.
But the two of them had shared a bed for six years.
What difference did that make from a second marriage?
He didn't give it a thought.
Suddenly!
"Pfft—"
Amidst a strange sound.
Xiao Wu's expression suddenly twisted with rage!
Because
What the hell had she given birth to??!!
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