Zhuge Lan discovered a BUG!
——This group of people who have never seen the world, they don't even know what xiancao (immortal herbs) are!
How would they know its preciousness?
Then how can he explode emotion points?
No, he has to give them science.
'System, you understand.'
[Consume 1 emotion point, exchange "Encyclopedia of Xiancao" 100,000 copies!]
'.100,000 copies is too much, right?'
[Starting printing price!]
Awesome!
For non-combat related exchanges, it was truly cheap and good quality.
After everyone passed that emotional rush and slowly accepted this broken reality—
Zhuge Lan gave everyone a little yellow book — the cover was yellow.
"You guys were greedy, right?"
"These xiancao written inside, whoever finds one, even if it's just a clue, can exchange it with me for a 100,000-year soul bone."
"Location, attribute, even soul bone skill, all optional!"
Σ(っQДQ;)っДQ)っДQ)っ
There's such a good thing?
Everyone immediately opened to read, among them Ning Rongrong was the most focused.
Although she didn't know what xiancao was.
But her Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect was rich, was there any herb they couldn't buy?
But after reading—
Ba Ban Xian Lan, Wangchuan Qiushui Lu, Liehuo Xing Jiao Shu, Bajiao Xuanbing Cao, Jiguan Fenghuang Kui
Each one stole the creation of heaven and earth, with miraculous effects that could turn decay into divine!
Forget about buying them.
Just looking at it, one could tell its preciousness was not inferior to a 100,000-year soul bone!
Ning Rongrong's eyes suddenly froze!
This is—
"Qiluo Yujinxiang can let the Qibao Liuli Ta evolve into Jiubao Liuli Ta?" Ning Rongrong exclaimed.
"Jiguan Fenghuang Kui? Isn't this the treasure Lan-ge mentioned last time, that could perfect my martial soul?" Ma Hongjun drooled.
"Qi Rong Tong Tian Ju can forge an indestructible body? This suits me well." Dai Mubai stroked his chin.
"Wangchuan Qiushui Lu exists in this world too?" Tang San muttered.
Everyone reacted differently.
Among them Tang San's expression was the most wonderful!
He originally thought Douluo natives were ignorant and dumb.
Never expected someone knowledgeable?
Every xiancao here was priceless.
Exchanging for a 100,000-year soul bone… barely fair.
"Since Zhuqing is absorbing her soul bone, let's guard outside," Flender suggested. "How about roasting some meat?"
This familiar tone gave Zhuge Lan a sense of nostalgia.
——After mixing with him long enough, these people learned many catchphrases.
'System, exchange some high-grade soul beast meat, lots of variety.'
Because Zhuge Lan set it before, low-consumption exchanges didn't need system confirmation.
So—
[Consume 1 emotion point, exchange 100,000-year Earth-Walking Dragon soul beast meat (soul power removed) 10 jin!]
[Consume 1 emotion point, 100,000-year Flying Luan Bird. 10 jin!]
[Consume 1 emotion point, 100,000-year Demon Whale Shark. 10 jin!]
[Consume 0 emotion points, complimentary full barbecue set!]
A full 20 varieties, 200 jin of 100,000-year soul beast meat!
Placed in 20 boxes neatly on the ground.
Still the same sentence—
Anything unrelated to cultivation was truly cheap.
"What's this?" Ma Hongjun asked curiously.
"Oh, nothing much," Zhuge Lan said casually, "Just some preserved 100,000-year soul beast meat, tastes good."
Ma Hongjun nodded knowingly — oh, just 100,000-year soul beast meat.
Then today he must—
Gah?!
"Wait!" Zhao Wuji reacted first. "Did you say how many years?! 100,000 years?!"
Because he was too excited, Zhao Wuji's voice was loud.
Startling everyone.
But after hearing it clearly, they were shocked again!
All eyes shot toward Zhuge Lan.
Real or fake?
100,000-year soul beast meat?!
Xiao Wu sniffed, fear flashing in her eyes — seems real?
So many boxes, each scent different.
How many 100,000-year soul beasts were slaughtered?
"What's so strange?" Zhuge Lan spoke as if natural—
"100,000-year soul beasts are only precious in Douluo. Outside they are all farmed."
"With some lingcao, ores, and formations speeding up, they reach 100,000 years in a few hundred years."
"Then extract their souls into soul spirits, the body is left to distribute based on fate."
"This is very reasonable."
Reasonable?
Shrek group's eyes twitched wildly.
The information volume in those sentences was extremely unreasonable!
100,000-year soul beasts not precious?
Speed up to reach it in a few hundred years?
Extract soul? What the hell?
Soul spirit? What thing?
Sounds like soul spirits even have consciousness?
So your family and 100,000-year soul beasts… have some cooperation?
Nothing here is reasonable at all!
So many complaints they didn't know where to start.
They could only—
[Emotion points +11111]
[Emotion points +44444]
[Emotion points +66666]
Look!
He only spent 21 emotion points, yet triggered nearly 200,000 emotion points of gain.
After abandoning morality, truly making more and more profit!
After a while—
Emotion points dropped significantly.
Zhuge Lan grinned—
"Don't be so shocked."
"I didn't bring much this time."
"Only 10 jin of each here, first come first served."
Everyone: "!!!"
They immediately wanted to rush forward — grab first talk later.
"Don't fight!" Flender displayed leadership: "We distribute according to work, everyone get moving!"
"I'll start the fire!" Ma Hongjun drooled: "My Phoenix flame will surely bring out—"
"Go to hell!" Dai Mubai snapped. "You'll drool all over it. I'll do it!"
"I'll roast!" Oscar said confidently. "With my ten years of sausage-grilling experience, today I will surely impress!"
"You better assist me." Shao Xin rolled up sleeves. "Such precious meat, can't waste it on you practicing."
".Okay teacher."
"I'll cut the meat!"
"I'll skewer!"
"I'll— Hey Lan-ge! Don't move, let me do it!"
Everyone had "work in their eyes."
Busy and lively.
Full of anticipation, emotion points output continued slightly.
Making Zhuge Lan grin wide.
This feeling of spending little to do something big, like winning lottery.
Even if not huge, still very joyful.
After a busy while—
First batch of roast meat finished, 1 skewer per type, placed in front of Zhuge Lan.
"Zhuge, try it, see if it tastes okay?" Shao Xin asked nervously.
100,000-year soul beast meat!
Really no experience cooking it.
Zhuge Lan didn't hold back. Picked one and bit in.
"Sss—"
Juices exploded!
Springy!
Delicious!
Zhuge Lan almost gave a thumbs up.
But lowered morality reminded him— this might be a chance to farm emotion points?
'System, how many emotion points to get perfect soul-beast-meat roasting skill?'
[Consume 1 emotion point, exchange God of Food Roasting Skill!]
Tsk!
System you're so thoughtful!
Zhuge Lan wiped the oil on his mouth, walked to the grill.
"Teacher Shao's skill is good, but 100,000-year meat has special texture, each kind needs different heat."
"Today the meat is too little, let me roast."
[Emotion points +11111]
Shao Xin was disappointed but still moved aside — and pushed Oscar away.
Assisting Zhuge Lan, preparing to learn.
——Maybe he's been eating this since childhood, with experience.
Zhuge Lan began performing.
Left hand grabbed.
Yin-Yang power lifted skewers remotely, hundreds floating.
Right hand pushed the coals.
Yin-Yang power drove flames up, each meat with different heat.
Left hand rotated, turning skewers.
The scene — beautiful like a painting.
Everyone was stunned!
Roasting like this?
Are you sure you aren't cultivating?
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