Zhuge Lan wore his familiar smile, appearing harmless and gentle—
"This third condition is the simplest."
"Before completing the previous two conditions, you only need to keep this hairstyle."
He raised his hand, simulating and materializing a head.
The sides were shaved clean, leaving only a heart-shaped patch of hair on top, dyed a bright maroon red!!!
Ma Hongjun ↓Σ(っQДQ;)っ
[Emotion Points +99595]
Everyone else ↓|ω))`)[Emotion Points +23333]
Zhuge Lan ↓(_)
The scene fell into a dead silence.
Ma Hongjun himself froze; his mind completely crashed.
After a moment, someone "pfft" snickered.
This triggered a chain reaction, and everyone burst into laughter!
"HAHAHA—"
"This is too funny!"
"As expected of you, Lan Ge!"
"If I had to shave like this, I'd never agree!"
"Fatty, for the fairy herb, you must endure pfft—"
The laughter pulled Ma Hongjun's wandering soul back, and he glared at Zhuge Lan in disbelief.
No!
Are you insane?!
The first two conditions were reasonable; he had grit enough to endure them.
But this third condition—what the hell?
This hairstyle—what purpose does it serve besides social death?Make enemies laugh to death?!
Ah?!
Speak, will you?!
Oh…These were Ma Hongjun's inner roars; he didn't dare say them aloud.
[Emotion Points +55555]
[Emotion Points +55555]
It was so frustrating!!!
Yet…Looking at the Cockscomb Phoenix Sunflower right in front of him, the thrill from his Martial Soul made giving up impossible.
He could only grit his teeth and say—
"Lan Ge, I'll do it."
"No negotiating!" Zhuge Lan raised his hand to stop him. "All three conditions, not one can be changed!"
This was his carefully thought-out plan, second only to the "Egg Continent" scheme.
As long as you still care about your pride,
this hairstyle would generate emotion points for every day it existed.
In the original story,
Shrek members gave up their portion to revert those hideous green battle uniforms.
It was clear—this move was unbeatable!
[Emotion Points +99595]
Ma Hongjun's face twisted in agony, his mind roaring in fury!
He could not nod his head.
But…Zhuge Lan was prepared!
He walked over to the Nine-Rank Purple Ganoderma, picking a Three-Rank Purple Ganoderma beside it.
"The Nine-Rank Purple Ganoderma barely counts as fairy herb level, one of the top spiritual mushrooms, mainly to strengthen foundation and cultivate essence,"
"This Three-Rank Purple Ganoderma is weaker, but it can rebuild your body. Your third soul ring reaching a ten-thousand-year level is no problem."
"The soul vibrations of a ten-thousand-year soul ring, I can handle."
"Just nod, and all of this is yours."
Zhuge Lan shoved the Three-Rank Purple Ganoderma into Ma Hongjun's hands.
Temptation!
A blatant scheme!
Without any reward, Ma Hongjun might hesitate.
Like a beauty by the roadside—she does not belong to him.
But this time it's a fairy herb, a ten-thousand-year third soul ring!—Like the roadside beauty throwing herself into his arms!Could Ma Hongjun reject it?Impossible.
So…Ma Hongjun, tears in his eyes, nodded in humiliation.
[Emotion Points +110000]
Zhuge Lan chuckled.
With Ma Hongjun set as an example, would others still hesitate?
He didn't rush to change hairstyles, so others wouldn't get cold feet.
He gestured for Ma Hongjun to step aside and absorb the Three-Rank Purple Ganoderma.
Zhuge Lan then picked the Rare Sky Chrysanthemum, glancing at Tang San.
[Emotion Points +44444]
Tang San's expression twisted in dilemma—did he also have to adopt a ridiculous hairstyle like Ma Hongjun?Compared to giving up the Xuantian Treasure Record, this seemed a good trade.Just as he was about to nod—
Zhuge Lan skipped him and smiled at Dai Mubai.
"Mubai, you said earlier you wouldn't change your hairstyle for a fairy herb, right?"
Dai Mubai: "."
[Emotion Points +99595]
He spoke too soon!
Not giving Dai Mubai a chance to think, Zhuge Lan tossed him a Three-Rank Purple Ganoderma.
Dai Mubai instinctively caught it, thinking: bad move!—This is the feeling of being tempted!Even strengthened by Whale Glue, he already had a ten-thousand-year fourth soul ring.
But ten thousand vs. twenty thousand years—can the strength be the same?
Not to mention there's another fairy herb dangling.What does this represent?If he reaches Title Douluo, he can surpass Level 95 easily!With the Sunflower Manual accelerating and the Three-Rank Purple Ganoderma fortifying him, would Title Douluo be far?
So…Just a nod, and the throne of the Star Luo Empire is essentially his!
How could he refuse?!
[Emotion Points +55555]
Dai Mubai tried a last effort—
"Lan Ge, this… third condition, can it be changed?"
Originally just a reluctant struggle.
But…Zhuge Lan actually nodded.
[Emotion Points +66666]
Dai Mubai's hope sparked—Lan Ge is negotiable after all.
Gah?!
Zhuge Lan raised a hand.
Various hairstyles appeared in the air—pile of poop, a giant penis, a pair of tangerines…Each style even had different colors!Death Barbie Pink, flashy red-green combo, rainbow madness…A dazzling array, all included!
"The condition cannot change," Zhuge Lan said slowly. "But the style can. Which one do you want?"
[Emotion Points +99595]
Dai Mubai covered his face in agony.
More choices, but isn't the effect the same?Different styles, different colors, same laughingstock!The shared pressure became his alone.
Could it be the same?"I'll go with the fatty's style," Dai Mubai said helplessly.
[Emotion Points +55555]
But…Zhuge Lan had another idea.
A bunch of people with the same hairstyle? Boring.
Time for a full flourish!"Change it instead," Zhuge Lan said with a smile. "Your full blond? Done! This rebellious little yellow hair it is!"
The color wasn't just "little yellow hair"—it had the prefix "rebellious."
Rebellious meant?Not listening!
The hair wildly shot upward, expressing the unrestrained spirit of a rebel.
The poop-yellow base was striking, mixed with bright yellow, dark yellow, and greenish-yellow—like it had eaten too much mixed food and hadn't digested it properly.
Dai Mubai's eye twitched violently!
Was it too late to regret now?He glanced at Zhuge Lan, lips moving slightly.
Didn't dare ask more—any further inspiration might hurt himself.
"Step aside!"
[Emotion Points +151515]
Sent Dai Mubai aside to absorb.
Zhuge Lan picked the Eight-Petal Immortal Orchid.
As the softest and richest fairy herb, it had no high attribute requirement but needed longer absorption.Perfect for auxiliary use.
Oscar had even chosen one from the myriad hairstyles.
But…Tang San, having missed three herbs consecutively, would not wait this time!He took initiative: "Lan Ge, give me this one!"
Pointing to a hairstyle.
"I want this style."
Zhuge Lan glanced.
Oh!The little runt's taste wasn't bad!
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