After a bit of setup,
Zhuge Lan finally bared his fangs—
"Teachers, how about picking a hairstyle?"
Flander and the others ↓(▄—▄)●)●)Knew that kid had no good intentions!
But it was all instinctive, and they let out a breath.
Though a bit awkward, compared with the benefits, it didn't seem unacceptable.
After a brief hesitation,
the group gathered around Zhuge Lan, choosing from the hairstyles in the projection.
Even the mighty Dragon-Snake couple was tempted to approach.
—As snake-type Martial Souls, transforming into dragons was extremely alluring!
After some internal struggle, Dugu Bo approached Zhuge Lan,
and in an unprecedentedly gentle tone, said softly:
"Little guy, can I not change my hairstyle?"
"How about changing it to three requests instead?"
"A title Douluo can handle three things for you, very impressive!"
"Also, my granddaughter is very beautiful, and she's a Bi-Lin Snake Beast Martial Soul, very soft."
"Shall I introduce her to you?"
Wow!Dugu Bo was really going all out to avoid changing his hairstyle.
Unfortunately,none of this mattered to Zhuge Lan.
—He just wanted to make you uncomfortable and keep generating Emotion Points.
"Old Onion, maybe you should just give up."
Zhuge Lan smiled:
"I'll give you a Title Douluo Alchemy Body, but it consumes quite a bit of celestial herbs."
"Better to let more people have the opportunity."
Implying that the Ice-Fire Alchemy Body spots were limited.
[Emotion Points +44444][Emotion Points +55555]
Now Dugu Bo had no choice to speak.
While he hesitated,
Flander quickly picked ten and pointed to Zhuge Lan:
"I've chosen ten. Zhuge, you pick which fits me, I'll follow your choice."
"Got it."
—Better to secure a spot first.
And Flander had the wisdom to know the key: the hairstyle's goal wasn't personal satisfaction but Zhuge Lan's satisfaction.
Yet he missed the core: for Zhuge Lan to be satisfied, they first must be dissatisfied!
"Good job," Zhuge Lan praised. "Exclude these ten, and I'll pick some more for you."
Flander's smile froze!Huh?[Emotion Points +11111]
Fine! Just messing with our mindset, huh?!
But the "limited spots" rule stopped him from talking more.
He could only go with the default.
Li Yusong, Lu Qibin, Shao Xin, Zhao Wuji exchanged glances.
Mutually, they decided not to choose.
—or picked what they thought was the ugliest hairstyle, trying to eliminate the worst option.
Unexpectedly,Zhuge Lan glanced at them, guessed their plan,
and grinned:
"No problem!"
"Your hairstyles are decided."
Li Yusong and the others ↓(●—●)●)●)Deliberate!He saw our little scheme and turned it back on us!
Like Flander,
at this point, they had no choice but to endure.
[Emotion Points +55555]
Five spots were gone, Dugu Bo panicked!
—At worst, he'd wear a robe outside later.
"Fine! I agree!"
"You choose the hairstyle!"
"But leave a spot for my granddaughter Yan'er!"
Seeing Dugu Bo fall into the trap, Zhuge Lan looked satisfied.
Glancing at the hesitant Dragon-Snake couple,
he said casually: "There aren't many spots; not everyone here can get one."
"We won't choose!" Meng Shu decided: "Just let Zhuge Lan pick suitable ones for the three of us."
Giving up the choice, securing entry first.
In their hearts, they planned for the worst—if spots weren't enough, prioritize Yiran.
If extra spots remained, they could take them.
Chao Tianxiang, too old and lacking potential, would endure less hardship.
Prepared mentally,
Zhuge Lan nodded: "Fine."
Meng Shu blinked.
Fine?Meaning… enough spots?
So Zhuge Lan's earlier words were just to force quick decisions?[Emotion Points +33333]
Meng Shu gave a dry laugh, silent.
—Being calculated by a half-grown boy!
Others realized it too.
[Emotion Points +11111][Emotion Points +11111]
Annoying!Zhuge Lan's words couldn't be trusted at all!
But the real show was about to begin.
"Next, form teams freely."
"The Ice-Fire Alchemy Body ritual, I can handle a maximum of four per group."
The crowd hadn't reacted much, looking at preferred partners.
"Oh, right," Zhuge Lan added, "the ritual requires full nudity."
Everyone: "!!!"
[Emotion Points +23333][Emotion Points +44444]
Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar nodded at each other, agreeing on a team—they had all cut hair, no one should mind.
Tang San instinctively looked at Xiao Wu.
But Xiao Wu walked to Zhuge Lan, whispered a few words, and went to stand next to Zhu Zhuqing.
Not only that,
Meng Yiran, pushed by Chao Tianxiang, shyly stood before Zhuge Lan.
Unsure how to speak,
Zhuge Lan gestured for her to wait.
The four girls had gathered.
—Now you know why four per group?
Chao Tianxiang?An old lady, not a girl.
[Emotion Points +141414][Emotion Points +141414]
The intense killing intent drew Zhuge Lan's attention.
Tang San's twisted face appeared,
but soon he restrained his fury, forcing a pained, awkward smile.
[Emotion Points +151515]
Zhuge Lan smiled.
Childhood friends would be fully nude, while he had to smile at that man.
Tang San surely felt extremely wronged now![Emotion Points +190000]
Perfect!
It exploded.
Yet the little guy still needed Zhuge Lan.
"Entrustments," small brother, celestial herbs yearning, Ice-Fire Alchemy Body, Martial Soul evolution, Xuantian Treasure Record mysteries, divine inheritance.
One after another.
Tang San dared not turn his back, even having to appease Zhuge Lan.Frustrating!
Painful!
Wanted to cry!
[Emotion Points +242424]
While Tang San suffered,
he started reflecting—was this really him?
In the past, if Xiao Wu left like this, he'd have immediately exploded!
Hmm.Even if he couldn't win, so what?All turning points seem to start from Shrek, from Xiao Wu's kick?
"You betrayed me without consulting me!"
"So, Xiao Wu, don't blame me."
"Now, maximize benefits."
"That set of palm techniques, must get it!"
"With the leg techniques, Xuantian Treasure Record will have eight ultimate skills!"
"When I surpass that guy, I'll make sure to punish him for you!"
[Emotion Points +233333]
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