Flandre and the others had expressions like this ↓But their smiles didn't disappear.
It just shifted to Zhuge Lan's face.
These were all carefully picked by the system—the top 100 most chaotic personalities from past lives.
The effect was guaranteed to explode.
Just by looking, their emotion points started rising—even while already emotionally fatigued.
If it were normal circumstances…Tsk!Impossible to imagine how explosive it would be!
So…
"Ahem!"
Zhuge Lan woke their drowsy minds and smiled:
"Since dancing has its easy and difficult parts, judging directly on-site would be unfair."
"Take the video home, study it well."
"When we return to Tiandou City, we'll have the contest again."
—Summary: Wait until your emotions cool down, then hold the Douluo Dance King Contest!
The crowd ↓
Σ(っQДQ;)っQ;)っQ;)っ
Dancing like this is already embarrassing, and now we have to do it again in Tiandou City?
From their understanding of Zhuge Lan, this wouldn't be simple!—At least, he'd bring a crowd to watch.
"Completely no difficulty!" Flandre said, gritting his teeth. "Zhuge, let's just do it now."
"Exactly!"
"The dean is right!"
"Give me half an hour, and I'll learn it perfectly!"
"You're really going to dance?"
"Then don't dance?"
"Not an option!"
Everyone tacitly agreed.
They looked at Zhuge Lan confidently, ready to go with the flow.
—Even if he wanted to cause trouble, it would only be fun if they cooperated.
Indeed.
Zhuge Lan never forced anyone.
"I'm easy to deal with," Zhuge Lan said with a smile. "If you all decide to do it now, I have no objections."
He paused.
Seeing them exhale in relief, he added:
"I originally planned, before the official contest, to let you absorb Bingbing's dragon energy for free."
"But if you're so eager…"
Hmm?
"Wait!" Zhao Wuji interrupted. "Absorb dragon energy freely before the contest?"
The others reacted too.
Damn!
There was only one winner, who dared to guarantee victory?
Why miss the chance to get it for free!
"I suddenly realize, this dance is really difficult." Oscar changed his mind.
"Yeah, coordination is needed," Dai Mubai agreed. "Without a couple of months' practice, it's impossible to master."
"Right, right, right!" Ma Hongjun nodded repeatedly.
Everyone agreed again to postpone the contest—even knowing the trap, they'd enjoy the benefits first!
But Zhuge Lan was not pleased.
"Really not now?"
"No, no!"
"You were so anxious just now, weren't you?"
"No, no!"
"Then… let's do it now?"
"No, no!"
After some tugging, he earned a mere 10,000 emotion points.
Zhuge Lan felt bored.
—These people couldn't farm more in the short term.
He needed to get to Tiandou City fast, find new victims!
"Take this, check out the Soul Guidance Device," Zhuge Lan said reluctantly.
The entertainment Soul Guidance Device was designed and produced by the system under his instruction.
Only level 2 standard.
One per person, to learn slowly.
Everyone mounted their dragon backs, and the Ice Dragon Armored Beast soared.
But…Hardly anyone watched the video.
They were busy training and absorbing dragon energy.
Zhuge Lan watched with a grin.
They were in the cooling period—let them have fun first.
After the cooling period…Hehehehe—
No!
There was someone who could still cause mischief without farming emotion points.
Zhuge Lan grinned.
He went to the end of the team, brushed past Tang San, and whispered:
"Stinky combo."
Tang San, concentrating, felt a primeval force in his abdomen splitting and charging up and down.
"Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic!"
The upper mouth burped long and loud.
"Pff! Pff! Pff! Pff! Pff!"
The lower mouth let out a prolonged, echoing fart.
The noise was enormous.
Everyone training nearby was startled. Oscar and Ma Hongjun stood up in disgust and moved away.
No!
How could one person be this disgusting?
Both ends at once?
Genius!
Tang San was still in the middle of the process, unable to react.
But instinct told him this was all Zhuge Lan's doing.
However…The leverage was in Zhuge Lan's hands, and he wanted dragon energy too.
Tang San didn't dare get angry.
All he could do:[Emotion Points +44,444]
[Emotion Points +44,444]
Wow!No wonder the original Tang God King could still explode coins.
Tang San was temporarily removed from the whitelist.
As for earlier…Self-body Soul Skill Fusion: Negative Status Package – Stinky Combo!—Hiccup + bad breath + fart + indigestion!
Main effect: low damage but extremely insulting.
—And very long-lasting.
One minute later:
"Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic!"
"Pff! Pff! Pff! Pff! Pff!"
[Emotion Points +44,444]
Three minutes later:
"Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic!"
"Pff! Pff! Pff! Pff! Pff!"
[Emotion Points +44,444]
Five minutes later:
"Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic!"
"Pff! Pff! Pff! Pff! Pff!"
[Emotion Points +44,444]
Everyone realized something was wrong!Even food poisoning wouldn't last this long.
They instinctively looked at Zhuge Lan.
Seeing his grin, they knew—he did this!
Zhuge Lan didn't try to hide it.
Smiling:
"It's a self-body Soul Skill Fusion. Just tested it."
"Anyone wants to try?"
[Emotion Points +11,111]
[Emotion Points +11,111]
Everyone shook their heads vigorously.
Crazy? Doing human experiments for Zhuge Lan?
Zhuge Lan shrugged.
Signed a casual IOU:
"This fusion skill is wicked. Poor Xiao San, you suffered."
"Next time, if a skill suits you, I'll prioritize you."
Tang San, finally stopping: "."
So…At this point, he couldn't blame him—might even need to thank Zhuge Lan?
Looking at Dai Mubai and others, they were intrigued.
Though they suffered,they gained a Soul Skill!
Tang San pressed his lips.
Had to endure it:
"Helping Brother Lan is my honor!"
"Thanks in advance for Brother Lan's Soul Skill!"
[Emotion Points +44,444]
Damn!Clearly he suffered, yet had to thank him?!
Zhuge Lan waved generously:
"We're classmates, no need to be polite."
"Next time, if there's a good opportunity, I'll prioritize you."
Tang San ↓
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Wanted to kill someone!
But couldn't win.
No moral high ground.
All he could do was grit his teeth and endure.
[Emotion Points +44,444]
[Emotion Points +44,444]
Tsk tsk!
The potential of this little brat is truly limitless.
Suddenly!
Dugu Bo spoke: "."
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