[Warning, warning!]
[So bold!]
[Don't ruin Honkai: Star Rail for everyone!]
[Such trickster vibes, the CV pulled off a god-tier performance.]
[Truly god-tier. From the enemy's perspective, just hearing him makes your fists clench—he's so punchable.]
[Confirmed Memory Eater.]
[Turn Idle]
No rush, let's play with them.
[Basic Attack: 1]
1000 minus 3 equals what?
The players' lips twitched.
Bro, why are you full of memes?
[Skill: 1]
Make you fly.
[Skill: 2]
Taking off!
[Light Hit Taken]
Not bad, like you're flirting.
[Heavy Hit Taken]
Look at you, getting all worked up.
At this point, the screen was flooded with "haha" comments.
Ah Xian delivered a perfect voice-over, clutching her stomach and laughing so hard she completely forgot about maintaining her image.
[Make you fly with style!]
[#Checking the mental state of the Star Rail writing team.]
[Holy cow, even the Key of Chastisement meme is here. I'm done.]
[Ultimate: Activation]
I know a bit about medicine…
[Ultimate: Release]
So, who's sick here?
[Maxed-out taunt—does Leon really not have a taunt skill?]
[I heard Preservation has the highest aggro values. Leon should've been Preservation.]
[If enemies could understand voice lines, they'd definitely gang up on him.]
[Lmao.]
[Talent]
The way of nature.
"Huh?"
Ah Xian was stunned.
"The talent voice line feels a bit odd—so serious."
The players nodded.
It was odd.
But when they later saw Leon's follow-up attack animation, all the oddity turned into relieved laughter.
Who dares say he's not a trickster?
He's just too much fun.
[Unable to Battle]
Done for, flipped the big cart…
[Return to Battle]
Kids, I'm back.
Ah Xian: "???"
You can't just say that!
[HP Recovery]
You're such a nice person.
[Technique]
You—come here!
[Battle Victory]
Don't forget to finish them off.
[Open Loot: 1]
Watch out for surprises prepared by the Fools.
[Well, well, still saying you're not a Masked Fool?]
[Aha: Heard there's fun to be had with the Harmony crowd?]
[Open Loot: 2]
Hmm, not bad.
[Open Valuable Loot]
Like it? Take it, no need to be shy.
[Puzzle Success: 1]
A doctor's got to keep a clear head, right?
[Puzzle Success: 2]
I'm a delicate doctor; I don't brute-force puzzles.
"As we all know, cultured, frail professions often have big contrasts. Delicate equals ferocious, no problem, right?"
[No objections here.]
[How ferocious? Mom will find out soon…]
[That comment doesn't sound like it's from a girl, does it?]
[Male moms are still moms.]
[Oh, get outta here.]
[Enemy Target Spotted]
You've been powered up—go for it.
[Return to Town]
If you're not thorough about slacking off, you might as well not slack off at all.
[Has everyone memorized Leon's philosophical quotes?]
[Pretty interesting. Not many serious skill names, and his voice lines are full of prankster energy.]
[He seems frivolous and unreliable on the surface but is actually super reliable. MiHoYo knows how to do contrast charm.]
"Voice lines done. Let me check out his background story."
[Character Details]
Self-proclaimed to know a bit about medicine, he's a young man whose personality is quite hard to pin down.
By chance, he encountered the train and boarded it to embark on a journey to the future.
All that's known is he's searching for his lost past.
As for where the future he seeks lies, no one knows.
"Not much info—basically as vague as March 7th's."
Ah Xian shook her head and clicked on Character Story: Part 1.
The Sky Haven Clan are humans born with wings.
Not only can they soar freely, but most also possess the ability to manipulate wind.
Those with exceptional power can summon hurricanes with a mere gesture.
"Leon, Leon, why don't I see you fly much?"
"Let me ask you, why don't you run long distances often?"
"Because it's tiring! Oh, so flying's tiring too?"
"Of course… I'm a delicate doctor, you know. My stamina's average, so I'd be panting after flying for a bit."
"Ohh, I see."
The naive pink-haired girl didn't realize she'd been fooled.
How could someone who manipulates wind not use air currents to reduce drag and save energy?
The elegant woman holding coffee nearby just smiled and said nothing.
It was just a harmless little joke, nothing more.
Reading this, Ah Xian instinctively recalled the earlier scene.
When Leon swooped in to save the day, those angelic wings behind him were strikingly vivid, exuding magnificence.
Thinking it over, she quickly wrapped up the remaining story, went to Herta for the tutorial, and brought Leon into the Simulated Universe.
Her goal was clear: to see his skill animations in action.
She fired off a basic attack.
Leon, with a playful smile, casually conjured two cyan wind fists, striking the enemy's head from both sides.
The animation itself wasn't anything special.
Aside from his handsomeness and crisp, carefree movements, there was nothing else to it.
But paired with the skill name and the "1000 minus 3 equals what?" voice line, it left many live stream viewers struggling to keep a straight face.
[I'm washing seaweed, washing seaweed…]
[It hurts!]
[Don't you guys think this voice line's kinda dangerous?]
[Let me ask you, let me ask you.]
[Don't forget the original line was '1000 minus 7 equals what,' from that torture-loving creep in Tokyo Ghoul.]
[Too busy meme-ing to notice—could Leon be a whitewashed black-hearted character?]
[Oh, classic twisted doctor vibes?]
"Twisted doctor? Doesn't that make it even more exciting?"
Ah Xian's voice piped up, tinged with fangirl obsession.
"Best case, he's a male yandere. Male yanderes are like pandas in the market—so rare."
"Imagine Leon with a creepy smile, holding a scalpel, slowly closing in on me…"
"I'm aroused…"
[Please ease off the gas pedal.]
[Back at the barbershop again.]
[So into yanderes—aren't you afraid of an accident?]
[Pfft, what accident? Ah Xian's just unloved and wants a yandere to obsess over her.]
[User "Sweeping Snow in the Field Died of Exhaustion" has been banned for 1 hour…]
"You, commenter, you've crossed the line!"
Ah Xian fumed.
"Nobody loves me? Me, unloved?"
"With these 8K monitors of mine, the line of people who'd fall for me could stretch dozens of kilometers!"
[True, who wouldn't fall for 8K sis?]
[I confess, I'm low-class—I fell first.]
[One week, two direct hits, one light, two grabs, three holes…]
As an experienced driver herself, Ah Xian quickly caught the off-color vibe in the chat.
"You bunch of perverts, no salt in your saltshakers."
Not mad, not mad.
Wrinkles from anger aren't worth it.
Soon, it was Leon's turn again, and Ah Xian pressed his skill button.
At normal speed, every move was crystal clear.
Leon rode the wind, flashing to the target's side, raising his right arm to summon a hurricane centered on himself.
The hurricane spun rapidly, attacking the main target, then split into four smaller whirlwinds, bouncing between enemies on the field.