"They're here, they're here!" In the distance, a small loli with pink cat ears hurried over.
"Little Diona~, mix an Apple Cider for our guest," Margaret said to Diona, who had just arrived.
"Alright," Diona replied to the boss, then secretly glanced at Alex, feeling a bit depressed as she looked at the young man who seemed so youthful.
The world is going to the dogs; why are there constantly new faces wanting to try alcohol?
When will I finally be able to destroy Mondstadt's wine industry?
Apple Cider is a very simple drink, and Diona quickly prepared it.
"Here you go," Diona said, giving the guest a sour look, hoping he wouldn't become an alcoholic after drinking it.
"Thank you, Diona," Alex said, having already paid the boss, and took the drink.
After one sip, the Apple's aroma lingered in his mouth: "Hmm, it's very good."
This was basically just Apple juice, but it had an alcohol content, so drinking too much might lead to intoxication.
Speaking of which, he could also plant Apples and grapes.
He had always used seeds obtained from gacha pulls; what would happen if he used local seeds?
They might mature in three days, but the quality couldn't be guaranteed.
In that case, he'd rather not; he'd plant whatever he pulled from gacha. After all, Teyvat has many good fruits.
He burped; one cup didn't make him feel anything, the alcohol content was indeed very low.
He didn't want to taste any more; he wasn't used to drinking alcohol anyway.
He'd rather drink the fruit tea he made himself.
"Oh, nice to meet you, I'm Alex. Here's a lemon for you," Alex said, pulling out a lemon and placing it on the table.
"A lemon?" Diona curiously took the fruit-like object in her hand, sniffing it lightly, and a very sweet scent wafted over.
Like peeling a tangerine, Diona peeled off the skin and took a bite.
The next instant, Diona's two cat ears twitched continuously, and her body trembled along with them.
Diona quickly opened her small mouth, then closed her eyes tightly before looking at Alex.
( ๑ ŏ ﹏ ŏ ๑ )
After recovering, Diona exclaimed: "This food is too sour! This is truly... amazing! Do you have more? I want to buy more."
Diona's eyes sparkled; if this lemon were added to a cocktail, how undrinkable would that drink be!
The collapse of Mondstadt's wine industry, it's now!!!
Alex thought about it; the production of lemons would increase in the future, and selling some to the Cat's Tail Tavern wouldn't be a bad idea.
However, he didn't need Mora: "One Primogem per lemon."
"Huh? What's a Primogem?" Diona was confused.
"It's this. A pretty colored stone," Alex said, taking out a Primogem.
"Oh, wait a moment, I remember the tavern had a box with some of these stones before," Diona said, walking away, and returning with over 20 Primogems in her hand.
"Is it this?" Diona asked for confirmation.
"Mhm," Alex nodded.
Diona then tossed all the Primogems onto the table in front of Alex and said, "You can have all of these; just give me five."
Seeing Diona's generosity, Alex handed her five lemons and said, "Thank you, boss!"
Just then, a customer at a distant table called out to Diona, interrupting her plans to experiment with new recipes: "Over here! Another round!"
"Coming right up!" Diona said, putting away the five lemons and the one she had taken a small bite from.
Hmm, she'd experiment later when she wasn't busy. This lemon was so sour; paired with lizard tails and some extremely bitter ingredients...
Bitter, sour, and astringent—Diona didn't believe a drink mixed like that could still taste good?!
Then, only Alex remained at the bar. He turned his head and noticed a black cat wearing a small bow tie and a tiny top hat.
He was very familiar; wasn't this the Little Prince?
He could play Genius Invokation TCG here!
Although he had only played a few times when the version first came out, he eventually lost interest and ignored it.
"By the way, can you play Genius Invokation TCG here at your tavern now?" Alex asked curiously.
Margaret put her hands on her hips: "Genius Invokation TCG, yes, it's just started gaining popularity in our tavern recently. Because of Genius Invokation TCG, more and more people are coming to the Cat's Tail Tavern. It's almost becoming a place exclusively for their players."
"Meow~" the Little Prince meowed.
Just then, a translator walked over. He had just finished a game of Genius Invokation TCG and saw the two chatting.
"Ahem, allow me to translate. Little Prince says that the term 'player' is too broad. Those who are passionate about card duels should be called 'card players'."
"Uh…" Alex was a little speechless, feeling like one 'meow' couldn't possibly mean so much?
"Then… which one, 'meow~' or 'meow meow meow', indicates a good mood?" Alex asked, looking at the Little Prince.
"Meow~" the Little Prince meowed again, sounding almost identical to his previous meow.
"Little Prince says it's 'meow~'."
( ᗜ ‸ ᗜ )
"Alright," Alex thought, "You guessed correctly." He couldn't be bothered to argue with him; perhaps cat language truly existed.
"Alright, I haven't introduced them before. This is the Little Prince and Shuyun, who specifically provide guidance services for players," Margaret said.
So, with Alex listening with one ear and letting it out the other, such conversations finally ended.
"So, what do I do if I don't have any starter cards now? Give them to me for free!" Alex said, extending his hand towards the Little Prince.
"Liben, strategize, leave it to me…" Alex then mentioned some powerful cards he knew.
"Meow~" the Little Prince meowed.
Shuyun said: "Little Prince says that you will have all the cards you mentioned. Besides the three main character cards, you must gather 30 action cards to play a game."
"Alright, alright," Alex said perfunctorily, then added, "Then give me a Mona and a Bennett. The others can be anything."
"Meow~" the Little Prince meowed.
Shuyun explained: "Little Prince says, 'No!' If you want to play with a set of cards, you'd best find veteran card players to get some, or buy them with Mora."
"Tsk…" Alex's interest instantly waned.
But even though he didn't play often, collecting the cards would be nice.
After all, the card art for Genius Invokation TCG was even better looking than the allogene characters themselves.
Alex wandered around the tavern, asking every card player.
His luck seemed to be very bad; unlike the Traveler, he didn't get three free cards at the start.
Without further ado, he decided to buy three cards with Mora!
It was a pity that no one had the Mona character card he wanted; many didn't even know who Mona was.
Now he had a Barbara card, which seemed to have the highest appearance rate! He also got the Bennett he wanted, and finally, a Fischl.
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