Chapter 75. Time Traveler Ye Yang.
Dai Mubai was no master. Having enjoyed a smooth career in Shrek in his previous life, he firmly believed that his past life's path was the best one for him, and therefore had no intention of changing his future.
Thus, Dai Mubai continued to muddle through life within the imperial family, counting the days until he ran away.
Poor Zhu Zhuqing had no idea that her fiancée, now engaged, was already plotting a flight, leaving her in this place.
In Holy Soul Village, Tang San, after a year and a half of drinking his father's goat's milk, was finally able to walk. The moment Tang San began to walk, Tang Hao completely let loose.
He earned beer, had his son make porridge for him, and was cared for by Tang San.
Despite his father's irresponsible behavior, Tang San had no complaints. Besides caring for his father, he spent even more time in the mountains practicing the Purple Demon Eye, the Mysterious Jade Hand, and other mystical techniques.
That day, as Tang San continued to the back mountain where he practiced, he heard another rustling sound. He immediately picked up three stones and threw them in the direction of the sound.
"Ouch, that hurts!" A cry of pain came from behind Tang San.
It turned out to be a kid around Tang San's age following him.
Seeing the kid, Tang San couldn't help but frown and said, "Ye Yang, how many times have I warned you not to follow me?"
The kid, Ye Yang, said, "Tang San, giegie, just teach me what you practice every day, and I'll take you as my master. I'll give you..."
"Stop—" Tang San stopped the kid from bowing. "I have no intention of accepting any disciples, and these things I have are just for casual practice. Go away. Don't follow me next time, or I'll give you a taste of my stones."
"Alright!" Ye Yang left dejectedly.
Tang San looked at this brat, his own age, and couldn't help but frown.
He couldn't remember a creature like this in his past life in Holy Spirit Village that followed him around every day, calling him so affectionately. "Tang San giegie"—that's a name only Xiao Wu could call him. How dare you?
Furthermore, this brat didn't give Tang San the impression of a three-year-old.
Could he be a reincarnated being like himself?
Tang San quickly dismissed these unrealistic thoughts. Perhaps it was because ordinary children in this world matured early. Furthermore, after leaving Holy Spirit Village in his past life, Tang San had quickly forgotten his memories of the village. Old Jack, Aunt Wang next door, and Old Man Li next door—all of them only came to mind after Tang San returned to the village and regained his memory.
Of course, Tang San hadn't invested much energy in this place. After leaving Holy Spirit Village a few years later, he hadn't planned to return.
After thinking for a while, Tang San sat down cross-legged again and began to practice the secret technique of his previous life.
On the other side, Ye Yang, who was driven away by Tang San, was feeling a little depressed.
"I haven't gotten along well with Tang San again. In three years, Tang San will awaken his spirit and leave the Holy Soul Village. Once Sangiegie leaves, I'll have no chance at all," Ye Yang said with a look of deep anguish.
Ye Yang was indeed a time traveler.
Before his time travel, Ye Yang was a powerful online troll, engaging in heated debates and condemning several money-making authors to abandon their books. He was quite the troll.
To protect his Sangiegie, Ye Yang battled the Sanhei from night to day. In the heat of the moment, he accidentally knocked over a nearby kettle and was electrocuted to death.
When Ye Yang regained consciousness, he discovered he had traveled to the world of Douluo Continent, becoming Tang San's peer and a fellow townsman.
Back then, Ye Yang was just a little kid, barely learning to walk. Slowly, he learned to walk and discovered that this was Douluo Continent. Even more thrilling was the news that he had been born in Holy Soul Village and had met its blacksmith, Tang Hao, and Tang San, a figure his own age.
Ye Yang's heart was filled with excitement. He could finally admire San Giegie up close, follow in her footsteps, join Shrek Academy, and become one of the Shrek Eight Devils. In the future, he would assist San Giegie in overthrowing the Spirit Hall, the cancer of Douluo Continent. Then, alongside the Shrek Seven Devils, he would travel across Douluo Continent, attain godhood, and drink and chat with his brother, Tang San. It was such a wonderful life.
But reality soon struck Ye Yang with despair. Why? Because his father's spirit was a dung shovel, and his mother's was a dung fork. Neither possessed innate spirit power, forcing them to spend their lives doing this kind of work that was easy to understand.
As for Ye Yang himself, he wasn't even adopted; he was a legitimate child. According to the theory of spirit inheritance, when Ye Yang awakened his spirit, he would most likely be either a dung fork or a dung scoop. Even if he was a bit lucky and had a modicum of spirit power, how could he follow in the footsteps of Sangiegie, join Shrek Academy, and embark on the path to godhood?
Desperate, Ye Yang placed his hopes on the illusory system. After waiting for a long time, the system still wouldn't bind him. He had to find another way: licking. He licked Tang San vigorously, cultivating a close relationship with him while he was still young, hoping to join him before he left Holy Spirit Village and learn a few moves from him. When Tang San rose to prominence and rebuilt the Tang Sect, he could at least earn a place among its elders.
So, for the rest of the year, Ye Yang spared no effort to lick Tang San, helping him gather wild vegetables and sharing half of his own snacks with him.
But, to Ye Yang's dismay, no matter how hard he tried, Tang San's attitude remained as cold as ever. Ye Yang attempted to learn from Tang San several times, only to be ruthlessly stopped by Tang San with hidden weapons.
Despite Tang San's treatment, Ye Yang harbored no resentment towards him. In Ye Yang's view, this was Tang San's charm.
But—I was from the same hometown as Tang San, and I should have become his close friend, following in his footsteps, becoming Yu Xiaogang's apprentice, joining Shrek, reaching the pinnacle of life, and ultimately becoming a god, leaving behind a great legend on Douluo Continent.
"But why am I still so far without any success? Most of the spirits I awaken are either dung forks or dung scoops. What the hell is this idiot boss who let me travel through time? I didn't even bring my system with me. Do you understand the rules? Give me the system, you hear me, give me the system?" Ye Yang grew increasingly angry as he pondered this, finally raising his middle finger to the sky.
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