As they arrived back at the house, they were greeted by the sight Carl and Gil sitting on opposite sides of the room bruised, scraped and grumbling while Tiamutael watched kid-vids.
"What the hell happened?" Klaire said as she stormed to the middle ground.
"He's a dick!" The two of them shouted, pointing towards each other.
Klaire sighed, her head lowering as she cracked her shoulders, then she shot both of them with a rubber round.
"I asked for an explanation not a continuation. Talk."
"Mum, they were arguing about you three. I asked how they knew they were marrying the right people, dad said "because your mums are the best" and Gillian said "because Scylla's the best" and then they started fighting..."
The women, including the children, looked between them all.
"Are you two children?" Scylla grunted in a tone that warned about replying.
"I'm incredibly disappointed in you two." Kyubi said as she shook her head.
