Land of Water, Naruto World
"Is this the true power of a goddess? It far surpasses our Water Release techniques!"
Terumi Mei crossed her arms and shrugged. She had been feeling much more relaxed lately.
Recently, the nations had reconciled significantly. The impact of the previous video was so profound that even many rogue ninjas had returned to their villages.
Now, she even had time to find a partner for the rest of her life.
"Lord Mizukage, there is a great scholar named Yanzu outside..."
Terumi Mei's eyes lit up. She straightened her clothes and personally went out to greet him...
Axel Town, Adventurers Guild
"Do you remember the fear of being submerged in water that day?"
"Ah..."
"Come to think of it, if it weren't for that useless goddess, we wouldn't have survived!"
"By the way, why wasn't Edgeworth here last time?"
"It seems some idiot sold his magic sword, and he went to retrieve it..."
The Adventurers Guild was buzzing with chatter. Without Kazuma around, things felt a bit dull.
Dust looked up at the sky and sighed deeply. He missed his dear brother Kazuma terribly.
"I wonder if there are any discount coupons for the succubus brothel..."
Axis Order
The priests had gone completely mad, running out to recruit followers.
They stopped everyone they met and asked, "Have you witnessed the power of the Water Goddess taught by the Axis Order?"
"Spread the word! Join the Axis Cult!"
Cecily, one of the cult members, gazed at Aqua with a perverted look...
"Lady Aqua~"
"Today is another day of hope~"
Cecily continued recruiting people for the church...
The teachings of the Axis Cult spread far and wide!...
On the Plains, Inside a Dilapidated House
"Kazuma, you must have seen the power of the Water Goddess now! Apologize for calling me useless!"
Aqua jumped up, hands on her hips, looking incredibly proud.
As if Kazuma had abandoned her, she turned away in disgust and wrapped herself in a cloak.
After days of exploring ruins, she soon fell asleep...
[Screen Continues]
[The flood raged like a wild beast, its powerful force instantly destroying the city walls...]
[Dark clouds gathered, the wind howled, and nature swept everything away!]
[After a while, the water gradually receded, leaving the area submerged for miles, as if transformed into a water nation...]
[Drip... drip...]
[People lying on the ground coughed up water and struggled to get up...]
[At the same time, the Dullahan grew extremely weak—water was its great weakness!]
[The Dullahan stood up and roared, "Are you out of your minds? Is this some kind of severe illness?"]
["Kazuma, now's our chance!"]
[Whoosh—!]
[Kazuma stepped into a puddle, grinning viciously, "This time, I will definitely steal your weapon!"]
[The Dullahan remained utterly confident and sneered, "A mere novice adventurer like you could never steal my sword!"]
[As soon as he finished speaking, the Dullahan tossed his head into the air...]
[His scarlet eyes flashed, and a massive red demonic eye appeared behind him!]
[Kazuma gritted his teeth and shouted, "Steal!!!"]
[The next second, a white light flashed in Kazuma's hand!]
[The Dullahan's head... now rested in Kazuma's palm...]
["That... that... this... this..."]
[The Dullahan panicked, at a loss for words...]
[Kazuma looked at the Dullahan's head in his hand, a perverted smile spreading across his face. The faint red glow in his eyes seemed even more sinister than the Dullahan's!
["Hehehe..."]
["Let's play soccer, everyone!"]
[The Dullahan's head was kicked around by the group, stripped of all dignity as one of the Demon King's generals!]
["St-stop!!!"]
[The Dullahan roared in fury, but it was useless—his body couldn't move at all...]
["Time to finish him off!"]
["Aqua!"]
The magic wand flew from the distance into the useless goddess's hand. It spun a few times, buds blooming, and the unique sacred dance of the goddess began...
[——Sacred Turn Undead——]
[A holy, purifying white light enveloped the Dullahan floating in the air...]
[In less than a moment, the Dullahan was purified into specks of light and vanished from the world...]
[The powerful general of the Demon King's army, the Dullahan, had fallen here...] ....
Black Clover World
The Crimson Lion King roared. For some reason, he felt like cheering for the Dullahan this time...
"Oh! Go, Dullahan!"
The Black Bull members were confused. How could anyone make the undead cry? ...
Jujutsu Kaisen World
"This purification ability would be incredibly powerful against cursed spirits."
Gojo, watching the screen, was deeply impressed by Aqua's purification magic.
It seemed capable of purifying all evil. If he could learn this ability, dealing with cursed spirits would be much easier!
Perhaps even all the cursed spirits in the world could be eradicated! .....
[On Screen]
[Darkness mourned the fallen adventurers...]
["I really wish I could have one last drink with them..."]
[However, the next second, they appeared behind Darkness...]
[The useless goddess approached Darkness, patted her shoulder, and said proudly:]
["I can even resurrect those who have recently died, as long as their bodies are still warm!"]
[This was also the greatest use of the goddess...] ....
One-Punch Man World
"From now on, we can't call her a useless goddess anymore—she's a healer!"
Is this the任性 of a goddess? As long as the body isn't completely cold, she can resurrect them. With her on the team, you can survive as long as your teammates don't kill you!
"Then what if I die of old age? Can I be resurrected? Should I be resurrected right after death or right after revival?"
"Is this some kind of exploit?" ....
[On Screen]
[Because Kazuma and the others had defeated a general of the Demon King's army, they received a huge reward, but it was used to subsidize the city's reconstruction...]
[They still owed 40 million...]
[To repay the debt, Kazuma's team began taking on high-reward missions, including one to collect Snow Spirits...]
[When they arrived at the snowy mountain and saw hordes of Snow Spirits, Kazuma was thrilled...]
[To collect quickly, Megumin cast Explosion Magic!]
[The blast wave sent everyone flying back several meters, and many Snow Spirits dissipated under the attack...]
"This Snow Spirit mission is too easy. Why does no one take it?"]
[Just as Kazuma was puzzled, Darkness stepped forward with her sword raised...]
["It's here!"]
Kazuma looked out. Not far away, a mist of snow approached them...
[Darkness grew excited...]
[Megumin directly chose to play dead...]
[Meanwhile, Aqua told a story about General Winter from her homeland...]
[In Kazuma's horrified gaze, a figure emerged from the snow mist...]
["Win... General Winter!"]
[Kazuma's scalp tingled as he looked at General Winter, clad in ancient armor and radiating a cold, murderous aura...]
[General Winter drew his katana, glided over the snow, and with a single slash, cut Darkness's sword in half...]
[To save her life, Aqua abandoned all dignity as a goddess and knelt on the ground, begging for mercy...]
[Kazuma looked at this so-called goddess with disgust...]
But Darkness, as a knight, refused to kneel. Kazuma had to force her to the ground...]
["Kazuma! Weapons! Throw away your sword!"
[Aqua shouted urgently from behind!]
["Oh, oh!"]
[Kazuma habitually raised his sword, and General Winter slashed at him...]
[Kazuma's head fell to the ground, blood staining the snow...]
[When he woke up again, he was back in the afterlife...] ....
Re:Zero World
"Hold on! Kazuma Sato!"
Subaru watched Kazuma die again and felt a pang of sympathy. He couldn't help but want to cheer for him!
After going through so much hardship, he had finally made Rem accept him.
His teammates were all quite normal.
But looking at Kazuma, none of his teammates were normal... yet they seemed so happy...
[On Screen]
[Whoosh—]
A beautiful girl with blue eyes and silver hair reaching her waist appeared before Kazuma. She vaguely resembled Chris...]
["Mr. Kazuma Sato... Welcome to the afterlife..."]
[The girl's name was Eris...]
[Kazuma was deeply moved by Eris's tenderness and thoughtfulness—a stark contrast to that useless goddess!]
[She even allowed Kazuma to return to the world or be reincarnated anew...]
[Kazuma felt relieved hearing he could go back and began reminiscing about everything in that world...]
[He recounted all his misfortunes...]
[But as he spoke, tears streamed uncontrollably from his eyes...]
[Kazuma kept wiping his tears and muttered, "Why?..."]
[Eris looked at Kazuma, crying bitterly, and said softly, "I hope... you can be reborn... and have better encounters..."]
[A gentle golden light emanated from Eris's hand, softly enveloping Kazuma...]
["Yeah..."]
["I always thought I hated that world..."]
["But maybe... I actually loved it deeply..."]
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