….
Meanwhile, on the other side.
After leaving the eye of the storm, Tang Yuan and the other two went to the restroom to relieve themselves, but they weren't in a hurry to go back. Instead, they leaned against the washbasin, each leisurely lighting a cigarette.
Amidst the swirling smoke, Guan Yuntao looked at Tang Yuan and asked, "Yuan Ge, Wen Muxue or Su Xiaoxiao, how do you plan to choose in this century-old dilemma?"
"Choose?"
"Why can this question only be a single-choice question, and not a multiple-choice question?"
Tang Yuan's lips curved into a faint smile as he softly retorted.
Multiple-choice question?
Guan Yuntao was stunned for a moment, then quickly understood the meaning behind Tang Yuan's words.
"Holy cow!"
"Yuan Ge, you really dare to think big!"
"Is that kind of possibility truly real?"
Guan Yuntao was astonished, his eyes filled with shock.
"If you don't try, how will you know it's not real?"
Tang Yuan smiled. At this point, both girls had already shown their cards, so there was no need for him to hide anything from Guan Yuntao anymore, because as a seasoned hunter, it was almost time to reel in the net.
"Yuan Ge, a role model for our generation!"
"I don't have your capabilities. I can't even handle the one at home."
"Sometimes, I think girls are really effing cute, but other times, I think they're really effing annoying!"
At this point, Li Qiming joined the discussion, and as he spoke, his focus gradually shifted from Tang Yuanto himself.
"Just now, she suddenly pointed at a sea urchin and said I looked a lot like it."
"I asked, 'Why? Is it because you think I'm like a sea urchin, tough on the outside and soft on the inside?'"
"And then you guess what she answered?" Li Qiming's chest suddenly began to heave violently.
He first took a deep drag from his cigarette, then said fiercely, "She said I only resembled a sea urchin in shape: ugly on the outside, yellow on the inside!"
"Are you listening to yourself?!"
"Isn't that annoying?!"
"Isn't that annoying?!"
By the end of his speech, Li Qiming was so angry he was stomping his feet.
"Hahahahaha…"
Tang Yuan and Guan Yuntao burst into laughter after hearing Li Qiming's story, laughing so hard they were doubled over.
"Ugly on the outside, yellow on the inside!"
"Hahaha, I didn't realize your girlfriend was so humorous!"
Guan Yuntao had known Li Qiming the longest, so he was the one laughing the loudest.
"Yuan Ge, just tell me, isn't a girlfriend this annoying worth a beating?"
Li Qiming said with his hands on his hips, his face full of indignation.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"What nonsense are you talking about?!"
"As men, how can we hit women?!"
Guan Yuntao, who had been laughing loudly, quickly sobered up when he heard Li Qiming's words. He raised a hand and lightly punched Li Qiming, muttering as he spoke.
"Hmm…"
"It's not that you can't hit them, as long as you pay attention to the method, it's not impossible to give them a beating."
Just then, Tang Yuan suddenly interjected, saying with a serious expression.
"Yuan Ge, I don't agree with what you said."
"No matter the method, hitting women is wrong!"
Guan Yuntao frowned slightly, rebutting in a low voice.
"Yuan Ge, I just said that casually. Women are meant to be cherished. No matter how annoying she is, you can't lay a hand on her."
Li Qiming chimed in, his expression a little sheepish.
"Then it depends on how you hit them."
"Hitting them with clothes on, that's definitely not okay, that's domestic violence."
Tang Yuan looked at the two men, who seemed to have strong principles. His lips curved into a slight smile, and he slowly said,
"But if you take off their clothes before hitting them, then it's not called domestic violence anymore. That's called FOREPLAY!"
Guan Yuntao and Li Qiming were both stunned, then their eyes met.
"Hehehe…"
The next second, both of them started laughing at the same time, their faces full of knowing understanding...