"Ugh... my head hurts. How did I fall asleep last night?"
In the early morning, Miyazawa Yu groggily opened his eyes in the club room. He only felt a pain in the back of his head and a tightness all over his body. His limbs couldn't move.
He rolled over and discovered that he had been rolled up in a blanket like a Peking duck roll.
Several ropes were tied around the blanket to serve as a seal, looking as if everything was ready for him to be thrown into the ocean and disappear without a trace.
"Hiss... that's right! I remember now, it was that guy Iori!"
He took a sharp breath. He never expected that after doing good deeds all this time, he would fall into such a disaster.
His brain was awakened by a sense of crisis. Memories flooded back to Miyazawa Yu.
Last night, he thought he had taken care of everyone, so he surrendered to Sister Nanaka.
She, being worried about Iori and the senpais, left for a while, saying she would get him some beer to help him sober up.
He waited and waited, and what he finally got was indeed beer, but it was a beer bottle spinning at high speed towards his face.
Along with it came a ferocious-looking Iori, and the hungry-looking Kotobuki-senpai and Tokita-senpai behind him.
"Damn it... If you can't win with words, you use your fists! And it's a three-on-one fight! How despicable!"
He grumbled in dissatisfaction. Miyazawa Yu looked ahead and saw four naked men sprawled all over a futon, sleeping soundly.
They must have gone to great lengths to tie him up.
No! I must save myself. Should I use the one true god of the Pab club—alcohol! He knew that would only make things worse.
His eyes became firm. Miyazawa Yu stared at the half-open door not far away. Relying on his strong core, he lifted his waist and moved his legs forward in a caterpillar-like motion.
"It's working! As long as I can get there... ugh!"
"Hmm~ Don't move around."
Just as a glimmer of hope for survival appeared in his heart, before he could continue his efforts, a fair and slender hand suddenly reached out from behind him and pressed his head to the floor.
He heard a lazy female voice that was very different from Sister Nanaka's. Miyazawa Yu's face was pressed to the floor, and he turned his head in terror, hoping it was all just a hallucination.
However, a huge, purple, charming figure then crawled onto his body, pressing against the outside of his "chicken roll" and sighing with a hot breath, "Sleep a little longer~"
"Y-yes, please sleep..."
Was Miyazawa Yu moved by a beautiful woman throwing herself into his arms early in the morning?
Looking at the huge, evil thing that was pressing on his chest and had already changed shape, his pupils trembled, and he truly didn't dare to move! He didn't even dare to breathe heavily!
Every time his chest rose and fell, causing a ripple on her body, he felt a strange sense of guilt while also enjoying the feast for his eyes!
"Huh? What's going on? Did I transmigrate again? No, Iori and the others are here too..."
The purple beauty slowly closed her eyes, and her breathing became steady again.
The flattering fake smile on Miyazawa Yu's face immediately disappeared. He started to sweat profusely, and his voice trembled like An Lingrong's when she had her first night with the emperor.
"Did... did Senpai Kotobuki and the others bring her back when they were drunk?"
"No! I'm still young. I can't be charged with kidnapping a minor!"
He assumed that a perverted club like the Pab club couldn't possibly have any female members. So the situation was now very clear. He was tied up the whole time, so there was no way he could have sleepwalked and done anything bad.
The person who brought this purple beauty into the club room must be one of the four naked men who were snoring away!
For the sake of his innocence, he had to call the police right now! It would be best to get all these bastards arrested!
"My phone, where did they throw my phone... found it!"
He had made up his mind to distance himself from the scumbags of the Pab club.
Miyazawa Yu carried the purple beauty and slowly moved towards his phone. He used his tongue to unlock the password and then, with great effort, typed in the last digit of the police number.
"Yo, Yu, you're awake? You're full of energy. Are you ready to work hard for the school festival?"
"Whoa! Senpai Kotobuki! Ah... that's right, I can't wait! Haha!"
"That's good. So..."
Ryūjirō Kotobuki walked to Miyazawa Yu's side with a kind smile. He knelt down, picked up the phone that was just about to dial, and asked condescendingly, "Do we need the police to come for the school festival?"
"Hmph, so I was discovered? Then I'll be direct. Go turn yourselves in, Senpai Kotobuki! I will not stoop to your level! Justice will prevail!"
"What kind of image do we have in your mind..."
Ryūjirō Kotobuki's expression was speechless. He knew that Miyazawa Yu must have misunderstood.
He stood up, stretched, and explained, "Don't worry. This is Azusa Hamaoka. She's also a member of the Pab club."
"Huh? Is Senpai Kotobuki losing his mind? The Pab club is so terrifying that even female flies don't dare to fly in. How can there be such a beautiful woman?"
He looked at him with contempt. Miyazawa Yu hadn't been in the Pab club for long, but he wasn't blind.
He knew very well whether there were any women hiding among a group of naked men who played baseball rock-paper-scissors all day!
Ryūjirō Kotobuki was using such a clumsy excuse to get away with it. It was an insult to his intelligence!
"It's true. Yu, you know the Pab club is an inter-school club, right? Azusa is actually a member of the Oumi Women's University."
Awakened by the noise, Shinji Tokita looked at Azusa Hamaoka, who was hugging the chicken roll tightly. He then grabbed his underwear and started getting dressed.
On the other side, Iori and Kohei were hugging each other, huddled in a corner.
Waking up early in the morning with a half-naked beauty sleeping next to them had clearly made their thick skin a little less so!
"Hmm... that's a plausible reason."
He pondered for a moment. He couldn't find any loopholes in the senpais' statements, so Miyazawa Yu could only reluctantly accept it. He then asked a more important question.
"Then why is she sleeping on top of me?"
"You ask why? Of course, it's because you have a blanket. She can't fight with the four of us for it."
"She probably came back after drinking all night."
"First of all, I didn't put the blanket on myself! Secondly, why would a girl purposely come to a room full of naked men to sleep after drinking all night!"
His expression was gradually turning ferocious. What kind of ridiculous reason was that!
Miyazawa Yu couldn't imagine what kind of a big heart a person had to be able to sleep peacefully in a room full of naked men!
Wasn't she afraid that something unexpected would happen!
"This woman doesn't mind that kind of thing. It's a good thing you're tied up with a rope, otherwise, she would have stolen your blanket! Look!"
Shinji Tokita put on his shirt and nonchalantly patted the "chicken roll." He then pointed to a corner of the room.
Miyazawa Yu looked in that direction and saw a messy pile of shirts and women's jeans. They looked crumpled, as if they had been forcefully torn off her body.
"Did she... did she take off her clothes herself before hugging me?"
He was so shocked he was a little terrified. He was now starting to wonder who got the better deal. He felt like he was the one who was losing out!
"That's exactly it~"
"You'll be in big trouble if you treat her like a woman!"
He finally put on his pants. Looking at Shinji Tokita and Ryūjirō Kotobuki, who looked ready to go, Miyazawa Yu was confused.
Was today some kind of reversal day? The senpais, who always preached nudism, had actually taken the initiative to put on clothes.
He had never seen them wear clothes so diligently, not even when they were going to school!
"Um, senpais, do you have something to do? Can you untie me first? At least give me some clothes to wear! I don't really like sleeping naked."
"No! This is revenge for your ghost story. Please enjoy!"
"Aren't you ashamed to say something like that, as senpais..."
"Haha..."
Shinji Tokita smiled and shook his head after hearing Miyazawa Yu say that. He then violently grabbed the "chicken roll" and warned him with a serious face, "Compared to that, the person who ruins the fun of drinking is even more unforgivable!"
"Ugh... I'm sorry."
Taking away the senpais' right to drink was no different from killing them. Miyazawa Yu lowered his head in shame and sincerely apologized.
"Well~ Yu, you had a plausible reason, so we forgive you."
"Really! Then the blanket!"
Miyazawa Yu wiggled towards Ryūjirō Kotobuki with a look of anticipation.
"Then let's keep you wrapped up for a while, and we'll untie you when it's time to work!"
"I agree!"
Iori Kitahara immediately raised his hand to second the motion. He still hadn't gotten his revenge for the nausea from last night, so there was no way he would let this guy Yu off the hook so easily.
"Alright! Let's get down to business. We have something to do today, so that's why we called Azusa here. You guys will follow her instructions!"
"I see. Should I wake her up?"
Iori Kitahara hooked his finger at the defenseless Miyazawa Yu, motioning for him to bite it. He then made a gesture as if he was going to wake up Azusa Hamaoka.
"Hold on! We have one more thing to do!"
"That's right. It's about the contests you guys are participating in—The Handsome Man Battle and the Tough Guy Battle!"
Shinji Tokita stopped Iori. He gathered the new members in front of him, crossed his arms, and spoke.
"Actually, the Girls' Beauty Pageant that Yu mentioned exists, and the prize money is even more generous!"
"I see, but it doesn't seem like we have any girls in this year's new members who are qualified for that, right?"
"That's true."
Miyazawa Yu sat up and shook his body in helplessness. After all, this was a "baseball rock-paper-scissors" club. They should just stick to the male events.
Lusting after the prize money for the Girls' Beauty Pageant was not only unrealistic but also impolite. It was just a waste of time.
Iori Kitahara fully agreed with this. After all, cross-dressing and going on stage for comedy was already his limit.
If the senpais wanted him to participate in a girls' contest, he would have to let Yu out so they could fight against the tyranny together!
"We're not asking you guys to go. By the way, did you subconsciously exclude Chisa from the options?"
"That's right! I actually want to ask you guys to convince Chisa."
"Huh? Convince Chisa to participate in a contest? I'm not gonna lie, that doesn't seem possible at all!"