"No! This is too weird! Azusa-senpai!"
"It's not weird, not weird at all!"
"This is the sacred will of heaven! Just give up."
No matter how hard he argued, he couldn't change his seniors' minds. Iori Kitahara had no choice but to frantically signal Yu with his eyes, begging him for help.
In response, Miyazawa Yu gave him a wide, grinning, "watching a good show" expression!
Seriously? When I was begging for help yesterday, didn't you ignore me pretty well? Now that the tables have turned, you can't blame me for being a scumbag, can you!
Even though watching two men play a Pocky game might give him nightmares, the thought of getting revenge for being abandoned and the shame of having his head stuffed into a sofa was worth it. A few styes were no big deal!
"Damn it! My friends are scumbags, but... I didn't buy any Pocky today!"
"Oh! Looks like we can't play then!"
Kohei Imamura laughed and bumped fists with Iori. Seeing that he had escaped, he didn't care about their old and new grudges. He immediately agreed, hoping to put the matter to rest.
"Wait! No one said the Pocky game had to be played with Pocky, right?"
"What are you trying to do, Miyazawa Yu? I'm warning you to be kind!"
"Now, now~ It's nothing. I just have something nice right here~"
He pulled a whole bag of brown sugar sticks out of the refrigerator. Miyazawa Yu grinned and turned to his seniors. "How about we use this instead of Pocky? It's a big portion, cheap, and convenient!"
"Good idea, Yu!"
"I agree!"
"!!!"
In Iori and Kohei's horrified eyes, Ryūjirō Kotobuki picked up one end of a brown sugar stick and gave a kind smile.
"Come on, Iori—"
"You too, Kohei, aah—"
"No way!" X2
It was a fact that even if Iori and Kohei tried to resist, they were no match for their seniors, even with a two-on-two advantage.
Three minutes later, Miyazawa Yu lay on the floor, laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. He watched as the two scumbags, with their mouths wide open, held a brown sugar stick and stared at each other.
A picture of this scene would have to be put in the "grotesque" section if it was uploaded to the dark web. He would probably get a death threat from a dark web moderator that night.
After all, he did pollute their eyes, so a little scolding was only right.
"Hahaha—You guys look like... like a mountain gorilla fighting for a banana! I can't! My stomach!"
You little brat! I'll kill you sooner or later!
Murderous intent filled his eyes, but his mouth was stuffed with a huge sugar stick.
Iori Kitahara's threatening wink, combined with the saliva on the corners of his mouth, made it look like he had suddenly gotten sick. He had no intimidation power at all!
"It's a little big, but it'll do!"
"The person who lets go first loses, got it?"
"Mmmph mmmph..."
Ryūjirō Kotobuki, unable to understand what Iori was saying, just took it as a "yes." He clapped his hands and gave the order to begin.
"Okay, ready... begin!!"
"!!"
Although they were very unwilling, they had already reached this level of shame. There was nothing to hesitate about! They might as well defeat the heretic across from them first, then have a serious talk with Yu!
Their eyes flashed. Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura, having come to a conclusion, immediately hugged the sugar stick and chomped on it. The scene was intense, filled with... a masculine aura!
Crunch! Crunch!
"Ugh—this is a hundred times more grotesque than I imagined!"
It was hard to describe the disgusting things his eyes had just seen. As Iori and Kohei, with their eyes closed, kept getting closer, Miyazawa Yu's brain spontaneously added a bunch of pink hearts around them.
He was so disgusted by his own imagination that he covered his mouth and shrank into the corner of the sofa, trembling. The art of men with men was truly hard to understand!
"Oh... that scene is truly a sight to behold."
"We absolutely can't let Chisa-chan and the others see this!"
They each made a snarky comment. Before Miyazawa Yu could add his opinion, Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura couldn't take it anymore. They spat out the brown sugar stick and knelt on the ground, gasping for air.
"Hmm? You guys are done? What's the final result?"
"Unfortunately..."
Miyazawa Yu used a beer bottle to pull the rest of the brown sugar stick in front of him. He pulled out a ruler and carefully measured the ends of the stick where they had been marked before the game. He found that both ends had a little over ten centimeters left. He could only spread his hands helplessly. "It's a draw, unless Iori is willing to take another bite."
"No way! That's too much! My mouth is already a mess!"
"Your words are even more of a mess!"
Miyazawa Yu stuck out his tongue speechlessly. He felt that Iori's words made it sound like he had done something to his mouth and left something behind. It sounded so awkward!
"Well, in that case, there's nothing we can do~"
"Wait, what are you doing, Azusa-senpai?"
Iori Kitahara had a bad feeling as he watched Azusa Hamaoka take out her phone and send a message to someone.
"Of course, I'm going to prepare some Pocky. It's a draw, isn't it?"
"What?! We have to do it again?!"
"Exactly! It's disgusting to watch! And I've already recorded it. How about we just call it a day?"
"Hmm?"
Iori Kitahara's head stiffened. He seemed to have heard something terrible. His eyes widened as he looked at Miyazawa Yu. This bastard watched the whole time! And he recorded it?!
Did a dog steal his conscience?!
No! This grotesque video cannot be in his hands! Otherwise, I'll be ruined at any moment!
"Hey, Yu! Can you come over for a second?"
"We need to talk to you about something. It won't take long!"
"Heh~ Is that so?"
Miyazawa Yu, seeing that he was surrounded by the two beasts and all his escape routes were blocked, didn't panic. He just let out a little laugh.
He had expected this and was prepared! He pulled his right arm, and all his clothes slipped off. His sculpted muscles glistened under the lights.
"Sure, we can go to the dark room and have a little chat. We can also discuss my successful experience in cultivating humans!"
"Hahaha! You're so funny, Yu. Anyway, seniors! It's not fair that only we have to suffer while you guys have all the fun!"
"Exactly! If you want to keep playing, everyone has to join in!"
Iori's surrender was as smooth as silk. Knowing that even together they couldn't take on a naked Miyazawa Yu, he immediately changed his target and began to attack his shameless seniors!
It was completely unfair that only he and Kohei had to be the butt of a joke for so many people! If they were going to play, everyone was going to play! And they would all be screwed together!
"Hmm, okay~"
"I don't mind."
"Same."
"What?! They actually agreed?!"
It was only natural for the seniors to join in the fun. Unlike Iori and Kohei, they had some shame left. They were the real masters who could remain calm even when faced with a mountain collapsing in front of them.
Iori's plan to force the seniors to give up by shaming everyone was a death wish!
"Then who's playing?"
Ryūjirō Kotobuki's actions were very quick. Kohei Imamura was at a loss for words when faced with his pressure.
"W-well..."
"How about we decide by playing rock-paper-scissors or something?"
"Rock-paper-scissors? Got it!"
"Hurry, hurry! Right, Yu~"
Seeing that the situation was bad, Miyazawa Yu, without a word, tried to slip away. But in the next second, Azusa Hamaoka grabbed him and pulled him into her embrace.
"No! The seniors can play on their own! Why do I have to join in!"
He struggled frantically. Even though Azusa Hamaoka was a beautiful girl, the other players were a bunch of oddballs. He would have nightmares if he played the Pocky game with men!
Unfortunately, the Pab club was never a democracy. Even with his strong opposition, he was suppressed by the two dark-hearted seniors.
...
"What were those guys going to use for their Pocky game?"
"Who knows..."
On the way back, Aina Yoshiwara thought about it for a long time but still couldn't figure out why Azusa-senpai had suddenly told her to buy Pocky.
But with the keywords "drinking party," "men," and "women," she had a bad feeling—could these guys be planning to play the Pocky game?!
No, no, no! I must be overthinking it. My seniors may be unreliable, but they wouldn't force girls to play a mixer game...
"Everyone—we're back with the goods!"
"Outsafe rock-paper-scissors!!!"
Aina Yoshiwara pushed open the door of Grand Blue. The next second, her bangs flew back from the dark and red aura that rushed out to greet her.
Looking at the naked men playing rock-paper-scissors, her eyes gradually lost their light. She finally knelt on the ground and wailed at the sky.
"Why are you guys like this again?!"
"Aina, listen to me! I was forced to join! If you don't believe me, ask Azusa-senpai!"
"Forced my ass! Iori at least has his underwear on! But you have nothing left!"
Aina Yoshiwara didn't believe Miyazawa Yu's nonsense. With his build, who could possibly have stripped him if he hadn't done it himself?!
Seriously! I was only gone for ten minutes! Can these guys not even hold on for that short amount of time?!
"...You have a point!"
Miyazawa Yu was speechless. His expression was a little dazed because he had also forgotten when his underwear had disappeared.
But none of that mattered! Since they were playing strip rock-paper-scissors, it was only normal for their underwear to disappear!
"Anyway, 'Cakey'! We were just playing rock-paper-scissors to decide the order of the Pocky game. This is a legitimate reason!"
"Liar! Rock-paper-scissors has nothing to do with stripping!"
Iori Kitahara was about to defend himself when Aina Yoshiwara immediately retorted.
But when faced with her question, the five men stood in a row, frowning helplessly. "Huh? In strip rock-paper-scissors, you have to strip!"
"Can't you guys play a normal rock-paper-scissors game that doesn't involve stripping?!"
"Does a thing like that exist?"
"YES IT DOES!!!"
Looking at Aina, who was on the verge of a breakdown and clenching her fists, Chisa Kotegawa sighed and asked Azusa Hamaoka next to her, "So, is it back to normal?"
"It seems so~"