[Thank you for your generous frankness, please accept the enclosed as a token of my gratitude!]
[By the way, please don't let the President confess to you anymore, I'm genuinely a little worried about the President being stolen away, just a little...]
"..."
Looking at the true main content inside the envelope, everyone, including Miyazawa Yu, surrounding the letter solidified into marble statues.
"Ah, I smell a strong scent of the 'losing dog,' why is that..."
"Isn't what's more important that Yu actually flirted with a virtuous civilian boy? And even made him confess to him."
"There is... no male-male protection law in Japan..."
Feeling the eyes looking at him gradually tinged with horror and caution, Miyazawa Yu took out his lighter and burned the letter directly—
Slander! This is pure slander, who flirted with a virtuous civilian boy! This was just pure French tutoring!
But who on earth wrote such a letter heavy with the scent of a losing dog? It shouldn't be Kaguya Shinomiya, the financial heiress with the title Ice Kaguya couldn't be this humble.
Then it must have been written by that blonde girl herself, he didn't expect that Miyuki Shirogane kid to be quite popular...
"Hello? Yes, I have a pervert here who made a middle school boy confess to him, that should be a serious crime, right?"
"What! I'll reiterate, I'm not joking!"
"..."
The call was hung up, Iori Kitahara's outside help completely failed, the police officer on the other end laughed and then offered no further help.
In contrast, he felt a sudden chill rise up behind him, making him shiver uncontrollably.
"Iori~ What are you doing? You seemed to be arguing quite fiercely!"
"Uh... Ehehe?"
"Ehehe my big head!!"
A person without fair legs and breast that block out the sky is not worthy of forgiveness!
Ten minutes later, Iori, who had once again turned into a puddle, struggled hard. Miyazawa Yu kicked the clump of material, which was starting to take human form, away and solemnly declared!
"I'm just helping a student resolve an emotional issue, that was a rehearsal! OK?"
"Mhm mhm mhm mhm!"
We didn't see anything, and we'll agree with whatever you say, but apart from that...
Chisa Kotegawa waved the experience tickets in her hand and asked expectantly: "Then can we go diving?"
"...If I said no, would you give the tickets back?"
"Eh? I completely don't understand what Yū is saying!"
"..."
Anything related to water, once it enters Chisa hands, there's no reason for it to come back out. Miyazawa Yu sighed lightly and waved his hand, signaling her to do as she wished.
Anyway, the girl apparently didn't send the wrong thing, there's no reason to push away this kind of free gift.
At this point, almost all the problems were largely resolved. Everyone was excited to try the super-expensive diving shop for free, so the traditional Pab club social etiquette continued.
However, before Miyazawa Yu could join in, he was dragged away by Nanaka Kotegawa in the next second.
"???"
The problem was solved, wasn't it, why does Nanaka-san still have that terrifying expression with half her highlights gone!
Full of doubt, Miyazawa Yu tried to struggle when he was first dragged away, but the former just gave him a gentle glance, and he completely gave up.
The restroom door closed with a bang, followed by the sound of locking.
Chisa Kotegawa was currently immersed in fantasies with the experience tickets and didn't care what her sister was doing. Azusa Hamaoka had run off to join the drinking party. Naturally, the only one who noticed something was amiss was Aina Yoshiwara.
With intense curiosity and her gossipy nature, she cautiously crept towards the restroom and pressed her ear against the door.
"Nanaka-san?"
"Yū, actually, there's only one thing I haven't figured out yet..."
"Gulp~"
His throat bobbed up and down. Pressed onto the toilet by Nanaka-san, Miyazawa Yu felt the current scene seemed somewhat familiar, he hoped the toilet seat could be saved!
"Please speak your mind without reservation!"
"Actually, it's just that, Yū, you don't seem to have explained what the lipstick stain on the envelope is about..."
"Hiss..."
Meeting eyes with her gaze, which only had half its highlights left, Miyazawa Yu sucked in a cold breath—
That's right! They only figured out why the person sent the letter, but too many details on the letter didn't match up, such as the pink lipstick print on the back of the envelope.
By universal standards, including a gift with a thank you letter is already the limit, adding a lipstick print is simply inexplicable!
"Ah... this, Nanaka-san, is there a possibility that this was an attempt to frame me!"
"Frame you, Yū?"
Leaning down slightly with interest, Nanaka Kotegawa long hair fell loosely, shrouding both of their closely-tilted faces in shadow.
"What's the reason?"
"I made her boyfriend confess to me, and she felt upset, so she took equivalent revenge by making my girlfriend feel upset! Isn't that very reasonable?"
"Oh my god! He can actually rationalize it like that!"
Outside the door, hearing Miyazawa Yu's ridiculous explanation, Aina Yoshiwara instantly regarded him with awe, there's no one else with this kind of ability to argue black into white!
However, Yu is still too naive and doesn't understand women. What Nanaka-san clearly wants now is not an explanation but an attitude.
Even if he talks nonsense, even if he talks about stars reversing, he can't turn the tide!
"Is that so?"
Sure enough, after listening to Yu's explanation, although Nanaka Kotegawa could rationally accept the reason.
But for some reason, the normally gentle her was now holding an unnamed fire, and no matter how much she tried to comfort herself, she couldn't extinguish it.
"Nanaka-san?"
"Shh... my heart is a little confused."
"..."
Reflecting Nanaka complex gaze as she struggled between reason and emotion in his pupils, Miyazawa Yu's movements couldn't help but soften.
Slowly embracing the back of her fair neck, he pressed Nanaka Kotegawa head down with a determined look, then immediately tilted his head and kissed her on the pretty face that was close at hand!
...
They separated the moment they touched, a long strand of saliva falling and finally breaking.
A wet sensation splashed onto her hand, Nanaka Kotegawa suddenly snapped out of the shock of being kissed, she wanted to step back but found her legs had lost all strength.
The next second, her plump body, which weighed a hundred kilograms, fell into Miyazawa Yu's arms, and at the same time, a clatter sound synchronized with it.
The poor toilet seat, as if cursed, followed the fate of its brethren at the very end...
"Ah—"
With no view of the scene, only relying on her own imagination, Aina Yoshiwara, a TV drama enthusiast, knew exactly how the squishing sound was made.
Getting up in a daze and walking back to the living room, her entire face was flushed, and she lost the ability to speak and think.
Yu and Nanaka-san kissed! They absolutely kissed! One hundred percent, two hundred percent kissed!
Did they use tongue, aahhh! Why did I listen at the door, I'm so embarrassed, I'd rather just die!
Covering her flushed cheeks with both hands, Aina Yoshiwara writhed on the sofa like a stubborn fish, her eyes fixed on Iori Kitahara through the gaps in her fingers.
"Aina? Aina, what's wrong with you?"
Having been kicked several times in a row, Chisa Kotegawa endured the attacks and grabbed Aina Yoshiwara's foot, looking completely baffled.
In just a few minutes, why was the latter's face so red, and why was she kicking and flailing around, could she have gone crazy?
"Chisa! Men are lustful demons, Yu has already stepped onto the adult ladder!"
"?"
Holding Aina, who was going crazy in her arms, Chisa Kotegawa slowly produced a question mark. Although the first half of the sentence was true, what did the second half mean?
Stepped onto the adult ladder...
Suddenly realizing something, she quickly looked around for her sister, but she wasn't there! Nowhere at all!
It's over! They were raided!
"Aina! Where, where are Yu and my sister?"
"It's useless now, they've already done it, it's too late to intervene now..."
"!!!"
In less than ten minutes, Yu was already done?
No, that's not the point, the point is how could he do such a thing to my sister before marriage!
Slapping the table, Chisa Kotegawa picked up a chair from the dining room, ready to settle the score with Miyazawa Yu, one of them had to stop breathing today!
However, the next second, Yu and Nanaka, fully clothed but both a bit red-faced, walked back into the living room.
"Hmm? Chisa, what are you doing?"
"No, nothing... why are you wearing clothes?"
Feeling like something wasn't right, Chisa Kotegawa cautiously brought the chair closer to her sister, and only after confirming there were no strange smells did she put the weapon back in its original position.
"Well—I was definitely going to take them off, but it has to be the right time and place, right!"
"Ahaha, that's true."
Watching Yu walk away, talking while reverently placing his clothes on the floor before rushing into the drinking area, she touched Aina and whispered for confirmation: "Are you sure Yu stepped onto the adult ladder?"
"Yes! Yu and Nanaka-san definitely kissed, I heard everything clearly!"
"Ah..."
She never thought Aina was so innocent, Chisa Kotegawa covertly glanced at her sister, who was completely settled, brainstorming with a blush like a newlywed wife, and sighed—
When a girl is old enough, she should marry. Although Yu is a bit unreliable, her sister likes him, so a kiss should be fine, right?
With this thought, she got up and walked toward the bathroom, preparing to wipe off the sweat she had been startled into producing, and then she saw the toilet seat cracked with a spiderweb pattern.
"...So what on earth did you two do, aahhh!!!"
...
On the other side, far away in Chiyoda Ward, Ai Hayasaka finally managed to coax Kaguya Shinomiya to sleep.
Having listened to complaints all night, she now only felt dizzy and nauseous.
Hurriedly tossing the pink lipstick into a drawer, with a feeling of sweet revenge, she staggered back to her room and immediately fell asleep.