"Didn't I tell you I was feeling sick yesterday?
What do you mean you don't remember?
I definitely remember telling you. Well look, I'm not coming in today. Whatever I ate, it's coming out both ends. I'm glued to my toilet. What are you, nuts? I don't even want to get in my car, let alone my cubicle.
Yes, I swear it's the truth. Ok, hopefully I'll see you tomorrow."
I hung up the phone and Momo pounced on me, wrapping her arms around my neck and purring like a Ferrari.
"My boss bought it. We got the day to ourselves."
"Yay! Momo wants to spend all day cuddling with Master!"
"The feeling is mutual," I replied, rubbing her ears.
Whether or not Momo truly understood the implications and meaning of sex, she sure seemed more energetic than she would normally be in the morning.
Perhaps she was aware of the honeymoon period of relationships. Wow, to think I'm in a sexual relationship with my cat. To anyone who didn't know the situation, that would sound both incredibly depressing and horribly repulsive.
But while Momo said she wanted to cuddle, the growling of her stomach said otherwise. I too was starting to get hungry. I led her to the kitchen and prepared her breakfast, a bowl of dry cereal mixed with a can of cat food. I was still trying to figure out the best diet for Momo, and the cat food seemed nutritious enough, and she liked it.
As Momo ate her breakfast on the floor, I made myself a bowl of oatmeal and a cup of coffee, decaf, as it wasn't like I needed to be anywhere.
After brushing her teeth, Momo joined me on the couch, taking her rightful place with her head in my lap as I watched TV. As usual, she purred loudly with every touch, her ears twitching as I rubbed them between my fingers. Once I was finished with my oatmeal, I stroked Momo's hair with one hand and held my coffee with the other, simply enjoying the serenity.
But the longer I sat with her, the more aroused I became. My dick was growing, and Momo could feel it against the side of her face.
"Huh?
Master, your thing is hard again.
Does this mean you want to play?"