Haruto, Naruko, Yoruichi, Ichigo, Chad, Uryu and Orihime were standing near the Senkaimon with Jushiro, Shunsui and Soifon.
Haruto had already said teary eyed goodbyes to his little moon and stars early in the morning. He still remembered the profanities and curses she had directed towards the Hollows who had appeared in her section of work, for keeping her from saying a proper goodbye to her old coot and big sister.
That particular remark had started an argument between the two… again. But it was the end result of the argument that left him gaping like a fish. She had pecked him on the lips and had run away, leaving him and a speechless Naruko behind.
At least, that argument had earned him something.
The second thing was about Kukaku.
He had gone to the Shiba House like he had promised. Kukaku had been surprised to see him and Naruko suddenly appear in her house out of thin air, but had grinned nonchalantly as if it hadn't bothered her at all. She had been expecting them to be there for drinking sake, but had been surprised to find that Haruto was there to deliver his promise.
Her suggestion after he had suddenly given her a new and fleshy arm was both embarrassing and tempting. She had almost pounced him right then and there, however Naruko's presence seemed to have stopped her.
Then she had suggested something even Naruko had not expected. She had proposed that Naruko join in with them in their adventure to Pleasure Land. Seeing her grinning face, Haruto had been reminded of Anko's mischievous and silly face.
They were so much alike, it was almost scary.
In the end, after much convincing on his part to Naruko, he had promised to take her up on her offer the next time he visited. She seemed to have been satisfied with the promise and had relented on pouncing him right there.
"Alright, the gate is opened." Shunsui stated lazily.
It seemed Nanao was absent, probably sitting somewhere in a Library. He had been hoping to tease her for a while!
Haruto walked forward and enveloped a profusely blushing and sputtering Soifon in a bone crushing hug, perfectly hiding her cute little frame in his muscular arms, and sobbed childishly. "My Little bee, I'm going to miss you!"
"L-let go of me and stop calling me your little bee!" she uttered out with a scowl, her face turning red like a tomato.
This had been going on since that drinking party upon the Hill. At first she had been afraid of him… I mean who wouldn't be? He had defeated the Head Captain like he was a mere child! But slowly she had warmed up to him after she had seen his cheerful but incredibly endearing behavior.
Since then, he had taken to calling her "his Little Bee" and hugging her every opportunity he would get. The close contact was always leaving her light-headed and blushing up a storm. She wouldn't admit it but his hugs always made her feel so secured and safe… as if nothing in the world would be able to harm her as long as she was in his arms.
It may have something to do with her smaller frame being covered by his giant hands completely.
"Aww come on, is that any way to treat me? Are you going to miss me?" he asked sobbingly and used his famous puppy eyes, his lower lip trembling and wide, innocent red eyes brimming with fresh tears.
Inside he was grinning from ear to ear. Man, who would have thought, teasing the Captain of Squad 2 would be so fun. She was just so cute!
"Who would miss an idiot like you, now let go of me!" she sputtered and blushed even harder, not really admitting the fact that she would miss him the most. He may be teasing her and she maybe verbally hating it, but deep down, she liked the attention.
"I'm hurt." Haruto looked up from his hugging and saw the idiotic Lieutenant of Squad 2, Omeada standing there gaping like a fish out of water. "You there, fatso."
"What did you call me, you bastard?!" The fat Lieutenant shouted back, clearly insulted by the rude greeting.
He had come to the gate to inform his Captain of an important document the Stealth Force had found in Aizen's room, only to see his Captain being hugged by a tall blond man, with his Captain struggling, a massive blush on her normally stoic and serious face.
"I called you a fatso, now if I hear that my 'Little Bee' is hurt by anyone while you were there, I'll tear ribbons out of your fat and flabby ass, get it!?"
Omeada drew his sword with anger and embarrassment "Why you…"
"Omeada, Stay out of this!" The petite Captain shouted in irritation and reluctantly tried to get herself free from Haruto's distractingly warm and soft embrace.
"You tell him, my Little Bee," Haruto said with a childish huff while Soifon blushed even harder, cursing herself for defending him. She should've known that it would give him the wrong idea.
"I told you to stop calling me that, you moron and let go of me!"
This guy was damaging her hardass reputation. If her Stealth Force saw her like this, she would never live it down!
"Alright be like that, see if I give you any more hugs." Haruto said with a mock hurt tone and walked away with his head down, a visible cloud of depression hovering above him.
She cursed under her breath, not realizing that she had hurt him that much with her words. His hurtful tone struck at her heart like a thousand flaming swords piercing it from all directions. He was only trying to lighten things up, she had gone and hurt him by being rude.
"Look, I'm sorry. Just don't do that again." she instantly regretted her apology when he suddenly brightened up and enveloped her in a bone crushing hug.
"I knew you would come around, Good bye and take care." Haruto grinned widely, pecking her on her flaming cheek and walked away, leaving a sputtering Soifon behind.
Off to the side, an irritated and frustratingly aroused Naruko was standing with Ichigo's group, her hands crossed under her massive twins and sandals tapping the ground impatiently. She had already finished her share of goodbye, not that she had that many friends in Soul Society.
She was waiting for her husband to get his ass moving so they could get back home and get busy. It's as if he knew about her horny condition and was purposely delaying their trip! The rutting session back in the hallway of the 1st Division barracks had only fueled her lust for more and the blond moron was denying her sweet and satisfying release!
If he didn't move his ass in about five minutes, then she would jump him right here and ride him to release, consequences or rather audiences be damned!
Hold your hormonal horses, Naruko! Haruto stated smugly through the link.
Haruto, you have three minutes to finish your goodbyes, get me back to my room and get rid of my clothes before I snap and jump your idiotic bones right here! she sent back through gritted teeth.
Wow! You must really be horny! Haruto retorted with a sweatdrop.
Two minutes and 15 seconds!
"Alright guys, let's go!" Ichigo declared happily, obviously excited to go back to his home.
The others nodded and excitedly walked towards the huge gate towards the World of the Living, Ichigo noticed something peculiar about the two powerhouses.
Both of them were left standing where they were standing, clearly not in mood to move any time soon. He raised an eyebrow when Haruto took a few steps back and stood a few meters away from the beautiful blonde woman with a wide grin.
Whatever was going on between them or whatever the reason for the blond man's action was, the busty Naruko didn't look pleased by it, if the darkening of her features, the gritting of her teeth and the clenching of her fists was any indication.
1 minute!
"Hey you two, aren't you coming?"
"Actually no, I know my way back home. There is no way in hell that either I or Naru is going through that dark and gloomy place again." Haruto said childishly and eyed Naruko's frustrated form from his peripheral vision.
As they say, patience is a virtue! He was sure she was going to be batshit horny when they got back, but then again, it's not like her horny mood would be bad for him!
"Agreed," Naruko said bluntly.
There was no way she was going back there any time soon, especially after what they had done there. The flow of time was much different in that place than the outside world, 200 times faster than the normal stream of time, thus their quickie had actually been a 6 hours continuous rutting of animalistic desires and passion.
It was not because she was disgusted by what they had done there, quite the opposite in fact. Even though she was as aroused as hell, she still had some semblance of control over her lust, but if they moved through that place… a place where they had rutted for 6 hours straight, then it was safe to assume that she would lose what little bit of control she had.
Do you really think staying a few meters away from me will get you out of this situation? she asked through gritted teeth as she moved closer to him and in response, Haruto took a step back. Stay still!
I think I will rather keep moving away from you, you hormonal woman. Haruto sent back smugly. Can't that mind of yours think of anything else besides this?
Don't make me repeat myself! she boomed through the link. Stay still!
"I'm afraid that's not possible. The only way to travel between dimensions is either by a Garganta, a Hollow technique or by the Senkaimon." Yoruichi interjected with a raised eyebrow.
5 seconds!
Seeing as 5 seconds were left before his eventual capture and subjugation to pleasurable sensations, Haruto let out a maniacal laugh and disappeared without a trace of his presence, leaving a wide eyed and jaw dropped group behind.
"Well, that's not something to stop me, Chaio!"
A wide eyed Naruko gritted her teeth in anger as she watched Haruto disappear and leave her without complying with her wishes before she vanished after her blond husband with a resounding boom. He would pay for that stunt!
"I should've known," Shunsui said pointedly.
"Y-yes"