Hela, Goddess of Death, is not one of the five great gods of the Marvel Universe.
Her status is a bit low.
But that's only compared to those creation gods. Among the Superheroes and villains known on Earth, besides the Big Guy with red and blue underwear worn outside, only Doctor Doom can contend with a Heavenly Father-level expert of Hela's caliber.
When Hela fought alongside Odin in the Nine Realms, she was a true Heavenly Father-level powerhouse.
Due to her divine nature, she oversaw the reincarnation of the Asgardian gods.
After Death, a person's soul leaves the body.
But after an Asgardian dies, their soul remains within their body until it is taken by the Death Goddess to its final resting place.
If one were to make an analogy, she is akin to the Houtu Empress of Asgard, with a hint of embodying the Six Paths of Reincarnation.
It is this characteristic that allows Death Goddess Hela's power to be completely on par with Odin, the King of Gods, when she stands on Asgardian soil.
And at this moment, this Death Goddess, theoretically the true heir to the Asgardian throne, is seated on a crude throne carved from obsidian.
Although her surroundings are simple, her regal demeanor remains undiminished...
If one can overlook Hela's somewhat messy and adorable hairstyle, Hela can be said to be the most beautiful Super Sister Li Chengfeng has ever seen.
The reason for 'Super'...
After all, Hela is seven feet tall, who wouldn't love her?
Big Sister is the best.
"I was sealed for a thousand years and exiled from my home!"
"So... I'm looking for Death?"
"I am the heir to Asgard, destined to rule the Nine Realms. Now, mortal from Midgard, kneel before your Queen!"
Li Chengfeng scratched his head. Although he likes Queens, it's not this kind of Queen.
He figured telling the Death Goddess in front of him would be pointless, so he decided to discuss it with Ada Wong.
The Queen doesn't understand human hearts, but the Queen Sister does.
"Dear Death Goddess, I am just a mortal who learned teleportation magic and accidentally stumbled in here. I will leave immediately."
"Teleportation magic? What kind of teleportation magic can break through a dimensional seal?" Hela frowned. "If what you say is true, then it can only mean one thing..."
"What thing?"
"It doesn't matter anymore. Since you can break through a dimensional seal, then you must be able to take me out!"
Hela stood up abruptly, her astonishingly perfect curves rapidly approaching Li Chengfeng's field of vision.
Her strong hands pressed onto Li Chengfeng's shoulders.
A hint of eagerness finally appeared on her noble face, which made one want to cheer.
"That's easy enough to say, but... why should I help you?"
Li Chengfeng truly had no resistance to the Big Sister type, but he had a brain.
He knew exactly who Hela was.
"What reward do you want, human?"
"Do I look like an Asgardian god to you?"
"God? But you're not an Asgardian."
"I can be."
Hela couldn't help but be stunned, because Li Chengfeng's serious expression didn't seem fake.
After closing her eyes and sensing carefully, she opened her eyes with a hint of surprise.
"Although there's no aura from Asgard, it is indeed an Asgardian physique. Are you a hybrid of an Asgardian and a Midgardian?"
"No, I am indeed a Midgardian mortal, but you can assume that I gained an Asgardian body through some fortuitous encounter. My physical quality already surpasses ordinary Asgardians, and there's no difference between me and those so-called 'gods' in Asgard."
"I see."
Hela nodded, quickly understanding and accepting it.
After all, she was a woman who had conquered the Nine Realms and had encountered various mysterious forces in the Universe, so she wouldn't consider such a thing far-fetched.
If it were her younger brother, Thor the simpleton, he would definitely dig into the root of the matter.
This is the difference in perspective!
One can only say that Odin's judgment of people was truly lacking; compared to his eldest daughter, this son was truly a bit of an embarrassment.
"So, taking you out is no problem at all, but I hope that when you return to Asgard and become the new King of Gods of Asgard, the first person on your right will be me."
Li Chengfeng smiled very innocently.
This was the legendary achievement of a dragon-follower!
Shouldn't he extort a position as Executive Vice God-King?
As Li Chengfeng happily thought to himself, he adjusted the coordinates of the teleportation gate. This time, he didn't forget to add the dimensional coordinates.
And when Hela heard Li Chengfeng's request, she suddenly understood.
"Oh, so you want to be the Queen!"
"What!?"
Li Chengfeng had just successfully opened the teleportation gate when he heard Hela come to an absurd conclusion.
Before he could react, Hela, with the speed befitting a god, carried Li Chengfeng into the teleportation gate.
And it was a princess carry.
Although there was a full thirty-centimeter height difference, Li Chengfeng still felt a bit of shame at that moment...
Because he instinctively wrapped his arms around Hela's neck.
Oh my god.
...
Li Chengfeng's return coordinates were naturally set to his own room this time.
He opened the door a crack and looked around, finding that there was no one at home.
Although he knew Ada Wong and Harley Quinn had gone to headquarters for combat training, Loki and the other two should still be at home, right?
In such a short time, they were gone too?
Did Loki take Magneto's two kids out to play?
Actually, with Loki's intelligence and Li Chengfeng's "kind and amiable" guidance, he shouldn't take people out to cause trouble.
At most, he'd take Li Chengfeng's salary card out to swipe.
But after thinking about it, just to be safe, he still opened his personal terminal and contacted Ingrid.
"Hey, dear Ingrid, good day."
"...Captain, you should know that today is a damned holiday, right? Disturbing a lady's sleep means first getting your head caught in a door, and then being kicked to Death by a donkey."
Li Chengfeng shivered reactively, looking at Ingrid, who was full of morning grumpiness in the video call. He didn't even bother to appreciate her slightly revealing summer pajamas and directly hung up the call.
The resentment of someone with morning grumpiness is heavier than a ghost's; it's scary.
He then dialed another number...
"Hello, Black Egg... Director Fury, have you eaten?"
"...Were you just about to call me Black Egg? I knew someone would give me a nickname based on Republic food! It was you after all!"
"Tsk, don't be so petty, I have something serious to tell you." Li Chengfeng looked at Black Egg, who was still sitting in the office on a holiday, and said, "Loki should have taken Wanda and Pietro out to see the world. I'll trouble you to monitor them and make sure they don't cause trouble."
"I remember, isn't that your task?"
"That's right, but I want to rest today! Anyway, you're old and don't sleep much, and you don't have many entertainment options, so just do more work."
"Motherfucker... What about you?"
"Of course, I'm going on a date with a Big Sister."
Unlike his reaction to Ingrid's morning grumpiness, Li Chengfeng was perfectly righteous when facing Black Egg.
Finally, he even provocatively revealed Hela behind him.
Then he quickly ended the call and turned off his personal terminal.
After completing this series of actions, Li Chengfeng turned around.
Hela smiled rebelliously, her elegance and nobility mixed with a touch of coolness.
"So, are you dating me, mortal?"