Is the North Pole your land?"
"Uh, no, but…"
"No? Then what's the problem with us launching drones in the ownerless North Pole for reconnaissance?"
"...Seems like there isn't one."
"Then shouldn't you apologize to us! And pay for the drones!"
"Do I look like an idiot?"
"You look like Clark Kent, whose ancestry is Kryptonian and whose hometown is Kansas."
Agent Li Chengfeng wasn't actually scared when he saw the Big Guy really appear.
His Federal Bureau of Investigation Star Team acted upright and proper, so the Big Guy couldn't possibly make things difficult for him.
At most, there was a sudden earthquake near his home, and then he found drones filming his house, so he came to ask about it.
After Agent Li Chengfeng spoke the Big Guy's real name, he merely widened his eyes a bit, without any particularly big reaction.
One could even say it was within his expectations?
"You're not surprised at all?"
"Bruce Wayne has been mentioning you frequently, Agent Li Chengfeng."
Clark Kent set the drone wreckage aside and very casually sat down on a sofa.
Everyone except Agent Li Chengfeng and Harley Quinn looked as if they were facing a formidable enemy.
Agent Li Chengfeng looked at Harley Quinn with some shock.
He was calm because he understood Clark Kent, but when did Harley become so tough?
Just as he thought of this, Harley Quinn moved.
She walked straight forward…
And tugged on the little tuft of hair on Clark Kent's forehead.
"Clark? Clark Kent? When did you pick up the habit of wearing spandex?"
"Senior Harleen Quinzel, long time no see."
"Long time no see, my ass. When I was locked up in Arkham Asylum, didn't you and Bruce Wayne come to visit me? Tsk tsk tsk, did you really think I wouldn't recognize you just because you wore glasses?"
"Cough cough cough! For us, hiding our identity is necessary."
Agent Li Chengfeng looked at Harley Quinn talking to Clark Kent and suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head.
My goodness, could Harley Quinn's connections in this World be any more terrifying?
Both the DC Universe's favored son and the DC Universe's favored father are her friends?
Is there any justice left!
"Agent Li, you might not be very familiar with our relationship." Clark Kent nodded to Agent Li Chengfeng, ignoring Harley Quinn who was looking for scissors, "I, Lois, and Harleen Quinzel are alumni from the same university. When I was a freshman, Lois and Harleen Quinzel were already juniors."
Agent Li Chengfeng blinked.
Invincible.
Truly f*cking invincible.
These two sentences contained an explosive amount of information!
She met the Big Guy and his wife in college, met Batman after graduation, and now she's trying to completely drain him.
No, you're the protagonist, aren't you?
Also… given that Louise Lane is thirty-one, Clark Kent, being two years younger, is probably around twenty-eight or twenty-nine.
However, a Superman under thirty, already approaching his prime?
It's a bit suspicious, like he's cheating.
"So you and Louise Lane are still in an older woman-younger man relationship?"
"Uh, how should I put it, I don't really want to associate our relationship with age; it gives people a stereotypical impression…"
"Don't listen to his nonsense." Harley Quinn, unable to find the scissors, returned to Agent Li Chengfeng's side somewhat unhappily and sat down. Hearing Clark Kent's words, she immediately began to mock him, "Clark Kent, he always talks nonsense when Louise Lane is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't know would think they've been together for ages, but in reality, he hasn't even had a proper confession since college."
Harley Quinn's contemptuous gaze directly made this Big Guy, who was under thirty, blush, like a child whose lie had been exposed.
But Agent Li Chengfeng was no longer calm.
"What!? You and Louise Lane aren't together yet!?"
"Is Agent Li very familiar with Louise Lane? Why do you ask that?"
"Cough cough cough, of course I've heard of the famous reporter Louise Lane, but the reason I care about this is because I think you and Louise Lane are a very good match." Agent Li Chengfeng leaned closer to the Big Guy and said mysteriously, "Since you've always admired Louise Lane, you should know about Tony Stark, right?"
The Big Guy was stunned. He didn't expect Agent Li Chengfeng, as a senior Agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, to be so gossipy and friendly.
In his capacity as a Planet Daily reporter, he often held talks with various public agencies. Except for the Federal Bureau of Investigation, almost all agencies inherently harbored a disdain and wariness towards the media.
However, the Federal Bureau of Investigation personnel he had met a few times were completely different; they were all approachable and down-to-earth.
So, the entire Federal Bureau of Investigation is like this?
But when Agent Li Chengfeng mentioned Tony Stark's name, Clark Kent's eyes changed.
Although there was no killing intent, his attitude was definitely not good.
"Of course I know. Tony Stark. Lois and I did an exclusive interview with him once. After that, Tony Stark latched onto Lois, even investing in Planet Daily to get closer to her."
"You see, if you don't hurry up and confess, there will be more people around Lois. After all, she's a very charming woman. Tony Stark isn't the first, and he won't be the last."
"Then… what should I do?"
"See Harleen Quinzel? See that Asian big sister beside her? See that big sister who's been glaring at you with dangerous eyes? I'm perfectly at ease among them! With me giving you advice, just relax."
Loki watched Agent Li Chengfeng confidently pat Clark Kent's shoulder, feeling a bit exasperated.
These two were a perfect example of one daring to teach and one daring to believe.
...
While Agent Li Chengfeng was whispering with Clark Kent, the Asgardians and Agents on the side finally breathed a sigh of relief.
It seemed that this man called Clark Kent truly had no hostility.
"Big Sister, is this man named Clark Kent really strong?"
Loki lowered his voice and quietly asked Hela beside him.
Although he had been punched and sent flying by this man with an "S" symbol on his chest, he was still curious about his strength.
"Very strong."
Hela frowned, answering Loki briefly.
But after a moment of thought, she added another sentence.
"I can feel that if he goes all out, I would have almost no power to fight back right now."
Loki's breathing hitched.
Almost no power to fight back.
Even if Father himself came to Midgard, Big Sister probably wouldn't be completely unable to fight back, would she?
"What if it's on Asgardian land?"
"If I stood on Asgardian land, awakened my army of the dead with the Eternal Flame, and wielded mjolnir and gungnir, I might be able to hold on for a while, but the final outcome is already destined."
Asgardians actually have one very good commonality.
That is, they might be stubborn.
But their words are never tough.
