What is it? You…don't recognize me either?"
Li Chengfeng was a bit surprised, but still asked this untimely question.
"Are you a third-rate opera performer from the Republic? Why would I know you? I don't have a single coin on me that I could throw into your hat."
Although Constantine, that scumbag, was mocking Li Chengfeng in every word, at this moment, Constantine, in Li Chengfeng's eyes, actually seemed so adorable.
Once again, he sighed, finally meeting two opponents who weren't so well-informed!
The feeling of everyone knowing him wasn't that great either.
"Right, right, right, don't recognize me, it's best if you don't recognize me."
Li Chengfeng wished he could applaud Constantine.
Actually, with the scumbag Constantine's magic level, it wouldn't be difficult at all to find out his identity.
But now, he was completely blinded by the so-called "artifact."
Captain Cold Snart was gasping for breath on the ground. For his physical condition, running such a short distance shouldn't exhaust him like this.
So, it must be the so-called magic array on his back…
"So what exactly am I? A taxi?"
"Hahahaha, Mr. Snart, don't look so grim." Constantine said with a smile, looking at Snart, "How could you be a taxi? You are definitely a luxury hotel, it's just that opening the exit of the pocket space will absorb a large part of your physical strength… Don't worry, you only need to lie at home for a few months at most…"
Li Chengfeng raised an eyebrow. From this conversation, he roughly guessed the truth.
Constantine, that scumbag, was probably hiding in the pocket space behind Snart for at least half a year. Although he wasn't completely cut off from the World, at most he was only communicating with those in the magic World. It seemed quite normal that he didn't know Li Chengfeng?
However, whether Constantine was here or not, it really didn't matter.
Li Chengfeng was just amazed at how this scumbag always rushed to the front line of 'borrowing' other people's equipment.
No matter how many artifacts he got his hands on, he wasn't a match for the demon Nero.
Besides…
Confidence is the seventh piece of equipment for an ADC, and shamelessness is Constantine's cure-all.
When he didn't have artifacts, those guys from hell couldn't do anything to him, could they?
And Mick Rory, who had just been left behind by Snart and Li Chengfeng, stumbled over and shouted at Snart:
"Snart! Are you still alive?!"
"Damn it! Have you ever seen a dead person still gasping for air!?"
"Isn't that a magician next to you? Who knows if he's making a dead you keep talking! I've seen it in novels and animations!"
"Don't take artistic creations as real!"
"Isn't our current situation more absurd than any artistic creation?"
Damn it, one playing with Green Lantern power and one a magician. Although they had some abilities, they were still considered ordinary people. So what were they playing here with them?
Playing with their lives?
Mick Rory wanted to continue talking to Snart to buy some time, to see if Snart could recover his strength and quickly escape.
But he was kicked aside by Li Chengfeng, clutching his waist and rolling on the ground.
"Sorry, sorry, it was just a reflex."
The reason Li Chengfeng still had the leisure to bully Mick Rory was because he had clearly seen what that artifact actually was.
"So everyone, it's a pleasure to meet you here. Now Constantine is going to take his artifact and open a dimensional portal to escape."
Constantine gave Li Chengfeng a rather flamboyant bow, then strode towards the artifact at the very center of the pit.
He bent down, reached out, exerted force, a smug smile on his face…
Then he overexerted, lost his balance, and fell to the ground.
"Pfft hahahaha! That's what you get for acting all high and mighty! You tried to catch a small fish and got a great White shark instead!"
Li Chengfeng mocked Constantine without hesitation.
What a joke!
With his character, he actually dared to try and pick up Mjolnir?
Ordinary people just wouldn't be able to lift it.
When it came to Constantine, he should have been struck by eighty-one calamities as well.
Falling face first was letting him off easy.
It's just…
Why would mjolnir be in a place like this?
That doesn't seem right, does it?
Li Chengfeng scratched his head. Logically, shouldn't Thor, that big oaf, still be in Asgard?
Although Loki, that guy, had once said he sent a distress signal to Thor…
But where in the World is there such a good thing as reinforcements arriving immediately after a call for help?
Moreover, with Thor's extremely thick-headedness and the Asgardian's dullness to time as long-lived beings, it would be a miracle if he arrived on time!
Li Chengfeng originally thought so.
But mjolnir was now lying not far away, and from Constantine's full-force effort with no movement…
It was most likely the real thing.
Constantine wasn't really stupid enough to try and grab the artifact with his bare hands just now.
Since the hammer was already here, could the God of Thor be far behind?
As the saying goes, "where there is extreme poison, there must be a natural enemy within five steps," and "where there is a Sleeping Dragon, there must be a Fledgling Phoenix within five steps."
Within five steps of mjolnir, there must be a golden-haired oaf.
Li Chengfeng glanced at the tightly closed door at the end.
It was right there.
"Loki, Loki, I didn't expect you to truly be the most favored one in Odin's entire family?"
…
"Achoo! Achoo!! Achoo!!!"
Loki, who was resting on the ground, suddenly sneezed three times without warning.
"You, you caught a cold?" Pietro, sitting to Loki's left, gasped for breath but didn't forget to show concern for Loki.
"You little brat, that's complete nonsense. I am the God of Mischief of Asgard… I'm not even an Earthling. I just look similar to humans on the outside, but my internal structure is completely different, okay? If Earth's cold virus could affect me, then Earth would truly be not far from its next great extinction."
"Then someone is talking about you." Wanda, sitting to Loki's right, was also very tired, but she kept manipulating scarlet magic energy in her hands to… solve a Tesseract.
This was also the method Loki, as a renowned assassin-type Archmage of the Nine Realms, taught her, which could better train her control over energy.
"Huh? Talking about me? Where did you learn that from?"
"I saw it on Big Sister Hela's phone. The Chinese internet is truly amazing. magic and divination can actually be found directly online. One sneeze means someone is cursing you, two sneezes mean someone is thinking of you, and three sneezes mean someone is talking about you…"
"Do you believe the internet, or do you believe that I, Loki, am the undisputed leader in the Star Team?"
Loki rolled his eyes.
Ever since Li Chengfeng brought these two brats back, he hadn't managed them at all!
In reality, he was the one taking care of these two superpowered mischievous kids!
If Li Chengfeng was the scumbag father who picked up kids and then threw them at home and never managed them again.
Then Loki was the older brother who inexplicably took on the responsibility of taking care of his younger siblings.
In the past month… he was truly exhausted.
He probably understood the feeling of Thor and Odin cleaning up his messes after he caused trouble.
"You can be the undisputed leader in the Star Team? Then can you make Big Sister Hela hit me one less time today? You know how heavy-handed Big Sister Hela is! My small body really can't take it." Pietro said with a tearful face.
Loki rolled an eye named "speechless."
This silly boy really couldn't understand human speech or read the room!
If he could really call the shots, the first thing he would do is end this armed training that was nothing but getting beaten!
He had to admit, Hela, as the former commander of the Asgardian army, indeed had a lot of experience in training soldiers.
Her abuse of each person was targeted abuse.
For example, Loki himself had to materialize Li Chengfeng's face with energy while dodging the continuous attacks of ten Night Sky Swords.
During this time, looking at Li Chengfeng's face almost formed an immediate reaction in him.
Seeing that face, his body would start to ache faintly, as if the flesh cut by the Night Sky Sword had been torn open again…
But thanks to Hela's almost inhumane training methods, Loki felt that his magic level had been rising sharply recently.
Most importantly… in emergencies, he wouldn't subconsciously pull out his beloved small dagger, but instead use magic.
Of course!
He still loved his pair of daggers the most!
A mage who doesn't want to be an assassin isn't a good immortal!
And not far ahead, Hela and Harley Quinn were staring at each other.
"As a mortal, and a mortal without any special talents…"
"Who says I don't have special talents!" Harley Quinn pulled at her torn fishnet stockings, "My legs are extra long!"
"I'm talking about combat!"
"Yeah, it's pretty useful in combat. Every time I show Li Chengfeng my fishnet stockings, I can perfectly attract his attention, and then I always succeed in a sneak attack."
"You… are crazy!"
After more than a month of immersion in the internet, Hela's way of speaking had changed from her original half-ancient, half-modern queenly tone to something much more approachable.
But when facing Harley Quinn, a psychologist with severe mental illness, she was always in a state of not knowing where to start.
Although her physical fitness was only better than the Mutant siblings, she had no superpowers.
Agent Ada Wong, a seasoned elite Agent, was one thing, but how did this guy, whose combat skills were barely adequate, manage to consistently perform far better than the Mutant siblings, and sometimes even better than Loki's actual combat performance…
It didn't make sense!
Even if a mentally ill person's thoughts were wild, they couldn't be this outrageous, could they!?
Anyway, for a super military strategist who had fought Universe wars for thousands of years, this was simply incomprehensible!
Just as Hela was about to change her approach to study Harley Quinn thoroughly, a portal suddenly opened behind her.
Li Chengfeng, wearing a Green Lantern battle suit, shouted from the other side of the portal:
"You two Asgardian siblings, come over here!"
"Come and see if this golden-haired oaf is from your family!"